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TheClap.
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http://superofficialnews.com/local-man-stops-robbery-by-quoting-pulp-fiction/


sparknotes: place getting robbed, man quotes PULP FICTION, robbers bug out and leave.


Shit takes balls, mucho respect to him

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Aug 6 2012 12:51AM
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TheClap.
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fuck me right??!?!?!?!!?!?!!? QUOTE*
Aug 6 2012 12:57AM
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FuckAllOfYou
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for a second i thought you were drunk off your ass
Aug 6 2012 12:58AM
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Aidan-G
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All right but you better take me out to breakfast in the morning



Also that guys a fucking champ
Aug 6 2012 12:59AM
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TheClap.
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sunday funday
Aug 6 2012 1:00AM
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cubber
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I have the most run-of-the-mill boner right now
Aug 6 2012 1:01AM
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muFFn
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Aug 6 2012 1:03AM
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theabortionator
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Aug 6 2012 1:10AM
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TheClap.
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approved
Aug 6 2012 1:19AM
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95959
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I just held it up, you know like how Samuel L. Jackson did in Pulp Fiction.”

“After I said the comment about my wallet the robbers started freaking out. So then in my best tough black guy voice I said to them: Normally, both your asses would be dead as f*cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you,”

‘I don’t wanna hear about no motherf*ckin’ ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, you ain’t got no problem, Paul. I’m on the motherf*cker. Go back in there, chill them n*ggas out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly’.

hahahahahah
Aug 6 2012 1:28AM
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Peter.
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YOLANDA BE COOL


JUST BE COOL YOLANDA
Aug 6 2012 1:30AM
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TheClap.
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haha saved the day and then asked about hamburgers

boss
Aug 6 2012 1:33AM
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rareison
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Wouldn't be surprised
Aug 6 2012 1:34AM
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Troy.
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Can't tell if real news, or fake like The Onion
Aug 6 2012 2:21AM
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Ribss.
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Thats super weird, and completely awesome all over.



Sort of like AIDS.
Aug 6 2012 2:29AM
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Aidan-G
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I'm so hungry I saw this picture and came
Aug 6 2012 2:30AM
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TheClap.
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I was infact shitfaced
Aug 6 2012 2:00PM
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.Hugo.
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for sure fake
Aug 6 2012 2:02PM
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TheClap.
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no way, its from SUPER OFFICIAL NEWS
Aug 6 2012 2:04PM
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Ribss.
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Just realized that is definately fake news.

http://superofficialnews.com/69-dead-in-apparent-mass-joke-suicide/
Aug 6 2012 2:04PM
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.Hugo.
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Shit I didn't notice they were SUPER OFFICIAL. Forget my earlier comment, I am delusional.
Aug 6 2012 2:06PM
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bangarangmules
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LOL.
Aug 6 2012 2:31PM
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Ribss.
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I know, I counted to potato.
Aug 6 2012 2:34PM
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bdarb207
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Hahahahahaahah if that was real it would be so funny.
Aug 6 2012 3:00PM
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