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So I need a Good Prank for my pops

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TheClap.
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cuz that fucker got me good today.

woke up this morning, went for a nice 8 mile run before it hit the 100+ mark today. Was still hot as balls and I felt like I was going to die after my run. Hop in the shower to cool off and clean up. Get out and brush my teeth ( I have a big thing for my teeth, legit OCD) and all of a sudden my left side of my face is going numb. I start bugging out hard as I already feel like shit from my run and now half my face is going numb. Am I having a stroke? Am I actually dying?

So I call my mom who happens to be a doctors and I couldn't get a hold of her, so now I am in straight panic mode. Call my pops and no answer, call his cell no answer. Finally get a hold of him, and I am bugging out hard.

So he tells me to calm don and stop being such as pussy, MIND=BLOWN at this point, I'm legit dying at this point and my pops is telling me to grow up and be a man. He then decides to tell me that he went to the dentist the day before and had a tooth pulled. they gave him some numbing gel in which he decided to put on my tooth brush. Good fucking joke pops +k to you sir.

now obvi I need to get him back, and pranks just are not my thing. Ideas? help? thanks!


spark-notes: Went for a run, thought I was having a heat stroke as half my face went completely numb, my pops put numbing gel on my tooth brush.

tl:dr
Jul 26 2012 4:39PM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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you could rape him
Jul 26 2012 4:41PM
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TheClap.
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I could.... why didn't I think of that. GOLD SOLID GOLD RIGHT HERE
Jul 26 2012 4:43PM
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Wolffy
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You could kill your mom and bake her into chili and then feed it to him...
Jul 26 2012 4:45PM
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TheClap.
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cant cook
Jul 26 2012 4:47PM
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PeteSpin
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Things that are close to being subtle but slowly become more irritating I think are the best. That way, they have to choose whether they will take the time to fix the problem or continue being mildly miserable.
Taking something that he uses frequently and adjusting it somehow (e.g. making a table wobble, replacing shelves with slightly smaller shelves) or getting something that beeps at random time intervals and then hiding it somewhere obvious and inaccessible are both good starting points.
Jul 26 2012 4:52PM
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CliffyByro
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somehow put the cream onto toilet paper before he uses it. not sure how that could work but would have great results if you pulled it off
Jul 26 2012 4:54PM
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*SNO*
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Laxatives, lots.
Jul 26 2012 4:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Your dad sounds awesome.
Jul 26 2012 4:59PM
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timmi
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Steal his numbing cream and put it inside his underwear. Unless he's pretty old, in which case it might just be game over in that department anyway.
Jul 26 2012 5:02PM
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TheClap.
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biggest/oldest 15 year old you will ever meet

hes boss
Jul 26 2012 5:02PM
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Ribss.
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I think more information is needed about your father and his daily habits to think of something truly diabolical. He hit you in your "sensitive" spot. We need to find his.
Jul 26 2012 5:07PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Put your hand palm-down on the table and balance a full glass of liquid) on the back of your hand. Bet your dad that he can’t balance a glass on both hands at once. As soon as you have the glasses balanced on his hands, stand up and walk out. He'll be trapped and will have to spill to escape. Kinda lame but funny.

Glue his shampoo bottle or deodorant's cap so that it can't open it.

Coat a bar of soap with clear nail polish and let it dry.

Put a coat hanger or two or three or four or five in between the sheet and the mattress on his bed/hard books in pillow case.

Put bubble bath in the toilet.

Place a piece of black tape over the remote sensor of the TV...
Jul 26 2012 5:12PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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tell him you got another girl knocked up
Jul 26 2012 5:32PM
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Tinga
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numbing gel in toothpaste? get him back with nair in his shampoo.*

*only works if he has hair.
Jul 26 2012 5:32PM
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TheClap.
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they want grand kids so bad it wouldnt do much
Jul 26 2012 5:37PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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shit in a bag, light it on fire, and put it under his bed
Jul 26 2012 5:38PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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tell them your gay
Jul 26 2012 5:39PM
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monkatizer
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Jul 26 2012 5:39PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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you're
Jul 26 2012 5:42PM
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Astomp
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Just did the first one to my wife. Very funny.
Jul 26 2012 5:51PM
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Davy.Crockett
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or when the glasses are on his hands, slap him.



seriously though, that bloody powder one is really awesome
Jul 26 2012 6:02PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Hahaha yesssssss
Jul 26 2012 6:02PM
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Squeenerd
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Find an off duty cop and have him call your pops and pretend you are being arrested or something
Jul 26 2012 6:10PM
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asfdfads
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put his mattress in the pool
Jul 26 2012 6:12PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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poke holes in his condoms
Jul 26 2012 6:12PM
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Parks.
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Suran wrap the toilet before you leave then have him piss everywhere. Put baby oil in his shampoo, Get on your parents computer and go to the control panel. Then click on mouse options, and switch the left and right buttons,
Jul 26 2012 6:14PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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buy one or three of these, hide them really well in his office, and watch the madness ensue.



Jul 26 2012 6:18PM
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theabortionator
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Throw a huge party and empty out his bar = win
Jul 26 2012 6:20PM
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TheClap.
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doesnt even phase him anymore, gives him a reason to go on a liquor run
Jul 26 2012 6:21PM
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theabortionator
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damn
Jul 26 2012 7:03PM
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TheClap.
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haha you remember my 21? we went HAM on his stock. you should see it now, its redic. easily 200+ bottles and his wine collect is top notch now with 500+
Jul 26 2012 7:06PM
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Miomo
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You could kick him the nuts...
Jul 26 2012 7:07PM
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theabortionator
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YEah, and then the one bottle got misplaced and you freaked out.

And all you had left was diet coke and I had a piss warm diet coke rum and coke with a bunch of rum and started puking out your cellar door.


And I was one of like 5 people to not get my phone ko'd = win


Was that the breakdance night or a different one?
Jul 26 2012 7:08PM
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74267000027
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put sand in his tailpipe (of his car)
Jul 26 2012 7:08PM
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Parks.
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Hahaha it's sad when you have to say (car) typical NS! Haha
Jul 26 2012 7:14PM
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TheClap.
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different night

you showed up playing your drum drinking 16oz stones

and the week before someone stole a few bottles of his cristal, boy was he pissed
Jul 26 2012 7:17PM
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.Hugo.
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Come up with a real elaborate way to fake your death
Jul 26 2012 7:25PM
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TheClap.
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already been pronounced dead twice and have been in 4 comas, not fucking with them like that
Jul 26 2012 7:27PM
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Squeenerd
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If you are being serious, I would love to hear these stories
Jul 26 2012 8:13PM
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CliffyByro
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likewise
Jul 26 2012 8:15PM
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ForeverYung
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Story time
Jul 26 2012 8:29PM
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owls
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Tried it but they used their teeth to steady one of the glasses so they got out fairly fast.
Jul 26 2012 8:35PM
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LiquorLanch
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Can we trade dads then?
Jul 26 2012 8:45PM
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timmi
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Jul 26 2012 8:54PM
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cubber
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Glue his slippers to the floor if you're hardcore, but the latest thing we did to my mom was dump a shitload of salt into random otherwise-delicious beverages... Parents like these are way too much fun
Jul 26 2012 9:41PM
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soulskier
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honestly, i would just accept defeat; you're dad seems to be on top of his game
Jul 26 2012 9:45PM
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.qzyxya
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Kind of like in house of Atreus?
Jul 26 2012 10:32PM
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bustinthejus
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Personal favourite:

Jul 26 2012 10:39PM
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JzD.
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How didn't you notice gel on your toothbrush? Or was it like rubbed in because I don't know anyone who leaves toothpaste on their toothbrush when said toothbrush is not in use.
Jul 26 2012 10:40PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Haha you gotta put in on their hands for them so they don't think of using their mouth.
Jul 26 2012 10:40PM
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