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Where to shower in hood?

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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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Im slummin this mother fuck and i need a place to shower, anybody know of a combo to get in somewhere? (r.v park bathroom, hotel...ect.) anything will help, the grime is collecting fast. also, any free wifi anywhere? again, anybody know a password for a locked connection? (best western, hotels, motels...ect.) Thanks much my bros.

And remember, there's no life like the low life.
Jun 6 2012 11:38PM
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eheath
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free wifi at huckleberry
Jun 6 2012 11:40PM
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zahava
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Just bathe in the river?



Also I'm sure there is a starbucks or other coffee shop that has free wifi. Hotels generally change their wifi passwords on a regular basis to stop people who aren't staying there from using it.
Jun 6 2012 11:42PM
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james6345789
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came here to post that episode. OP, you could always just break into houses and shower there
Jun 6 2012 11:44PM
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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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props, much respect good sir.
Jun 6 2012 11:45PM
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snowbombz
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knows whats up.

also, im pretty sure there are no starbucks in govy.
Jun 6 2012 11:45PM
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zahava
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Yah I figured, I was just using it as an example.
Jun 6 2012 11:46PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Utilize local streams and rivers.


Also, gyms usually give out free one month memberships, and they usually have nice showers, you may have to go to Sandy to find one though.
Jun 6 2012 11:48PM
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astralboy15
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trillium lake and whiteriver (you'll wanna head south on the forest road once the snow melts for some deeper water).
Jun 6 2012 11:49PM
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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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A bit cold to bathe in the lakes and rivers right? i mean, it did snow this morning. maybe when it warms up a bit. the only place i can find is the gym in sandy. Nowhere in govy? But thanks for the help gents.
Jun 7 2012 12:00AM
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.R-Lohin
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1. Shovel snow from Hood into container that will not burn
2. Put snow over heat source, bathe in hot water
3.???
4. Profit!
Jun 7 2012 12:10AM
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blatt
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If you truly lived by this quote, you wouldn't have made a thread asking about where one can shower in hood.
Jun 7 2012 12:13AM
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shredstar
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i poached a place in welches, the welches rv park or something. we would hit up subway or dq down there and got the combo to the rv park and they had a pool, sauna, showers, all the good shit. but that was 2the seasons ago
Jun 7 2012 12:15AM
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zahava
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That's actually kind of genius!
Jun 7 2012 12:16AM
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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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I never said I lived by this quote.
Jun 7 2012 12:17AM
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ShredMasterPlus
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Since when is there a strict set of rules on how to be a low life?? Da fuck.

Anyways op no help for yea but heres a song to jam to.

Jun 7 2012 12:18AM
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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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How did you get the combo?
Jun 7 2012 12:19AM
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danbrown
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timberline lodge chalet bathrooms. walk into the lodge, go left past the fireplaces, past the front desk, through the doors, down the hallway, then look to your left and right as you head down the hallway towards the pool. there are super super nice bathrooms with showers that are shared by the guests in the rooms.

don't dress like a bum though, if you're gonna do that just bring a backpack with your clean clothes and towel and wear your dirty ones in

you can thank me later
Jun 7 2012 12:32AM
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.R-Lohin
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Once a ski bum always a ski bum
Jun 7 2012 12:34AM
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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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That is what I was looking for my friend. You're a good man.
Jun 7 2012 12:39AM
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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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That is what I was looking for my friend. You're a good man.
Jun 7 2012 12:40AM
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shredstar
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we went in to check out a cabin and ended up staying the night there, it was like 45 bucks and we slept 6 or 7 people in it, then poached the services the next two weeks we were down there
Jun 7 2012 12:49AM
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TimRiley
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buy a camping shower,fill it, put in the sun, hope you grow a pair in the mean time, wet, wash and rinse. make sure to dousch your pussy

Jun 7 2012 12:53AM
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50Kal
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Take a snow shower. Strip to your underwear and rub snow on yourself. Your body well melt the snow and you'll get clean. I shit you not. Thats how we do it in Minnesota. Cold is only a Four letter word.
Jun 7 2012 1:16AM
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JSiegel
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walk into the timberline lodge, go left, hot tub, shower, gym, boom.
Jun 7 2012 1:20AM
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PartyHon
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there is a nice waterfall closeby
Jun 7 2012 1:39AM
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forrest-cole
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threads for when i'm up in hood in a month bumming it!
Jun 7 2012 1:45AM
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Caligirlzzz127
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The wifi password last year at the best western in Govy is "snow" we used there free wifi and chargered our electronics there almost everyday for two weeks while we were camping by lake trillium.
Jun 7 2012 2:22AM
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eheath
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i was just there a few weeks ago, its now "ski" ha
Jun 7 2012 4:50AM
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I_Am_Mod
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9/10 times a plain white bathrobe will grant you access to the pool/spa area of most hotels ...


Jun 7 2012 6:30AM
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Twig
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this.
Jun 7 2012 8:52AM
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UFOsarereal
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hahaha, I came in here to post this.

steer clear of anyone whose nametag says 'Andrew' on it, though.
Jun 7 2012 9:55AM
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McSlay
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be aware when showering in the timberline lodge if they catch you they may make you buy a room or charge you with theft of services, just be careful.
Jun 7 2012 7:28PM
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JWeinstock
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i like to go outside completely naked and bath myself with snow and sap from trees.
Jun 7 2012 8:13PM
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Stose
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no you have it wrong. snow to bath, sap to wash your hair, and then bark to dry yourself
Jun 7 2012 9:51PM
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roddy116
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what about the lower and more sensitive areas?
Jun 7 2012 9:52PM
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JWeinstock
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i jizz all over my hands and use that as soap.
Jun 7 2012 9:56PM
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roddy116
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then you will smell like jizz, is that like your natural odor?
Jun 7 2012 9:58PM
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JWeinstock
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jizz with some sap from the tree i use
Jun 7 2012 9:59PM
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roddy116
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:D
Jun 7 2012 10:03PM
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JWeinstock
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im such a jokester

Jun 7 2012 10:18PM
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ScuffDUFF
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People have been known to "shower" in the High mountain Cafe bathroom. Just a sink, but its been pulled off many times.
Jun 7 2012 10:59PM
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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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thanks for the heads up, i kinda got the feeling they would do some shit like that.
Jun 7 2012 11:22PM
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snowbombz
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I pee in those
Jun 8 2012 12:28PM
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rockyhockey11187
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warmshowers.org; a pretty good couch surfing website for travelers. check it out; mostly for a place to crash but I'm sure someone would just let you use their bathroom/shower. tons of reviews per host to so you know whats up/not getting into a shady situation.
Jun 8 2012 1:01PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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threads for my hood trip.

But really, like its been said, use the t-line lodge showers. If you're feeling extra aquatic, even take a dip in the pool, no one is going to say anything unless you look like a vagabond
Jun 8 2012 1:07PM
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207
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haha I could make a living by buying a shack in hood and charging the campers/gypsys/skiers $2 to shower. That's hella fair and would be a good profit. Have two showers one for me and one for everyone else.
Jun 8 2012 2:07PM
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zahava
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Buy a long hose ad a shower head at Walmart, attach shower head to a tree, and then tap into some water off of a house or something.
Jun 8 2012 2:52PM
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^BEANS^
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mt.hood rv park has showers. they where $5 (i think) last summer or you can just wait until somebody comes out of the shower/pool building hold the door for them and walk in. if worse comes to worse take a dip in trillium.
Jun 8 2012 10:00PM
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jensen
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i did this last year. the gate to the RV park was open and we just drove in.
Jul 12 2012 6:19PM
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jason...
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showers are for posers
Jul 12 2012 7:39PM
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