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The Best Page In the Universe

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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
well its pretty much the best page in the universe, hes an older gentleman who has the most entertaining rants about shit that whether or not you admit it, pisses you off. He wrote 2 books, The Alphabet of Manliness, and I Am Better than Your Kids. both fucking rock. New York times best seller, gat dayum.
Read up Chillun

http://maddox.xmission.com/
May 31 2012 8:23PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Alphabet of manliness was so damn good
May 31 2012 10:12PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
Wow. haven't been there in half a decade. Good to see he's been posting again.
May 31 2012 10:17PM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
i love reading all the ignorant hate mail
Jun 1 2012 12:10AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
i thought he was quitting his condescending badassity because he was losing custody of his kid or something? or i dun got trolled by maddox
Jun 1 2012 12:21AM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
you didnt see the coincidental fact that it was April 1st ?:)
Jun 1 2012 12:23AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
Anybody else go into this and immediately begin reading it in a cynical old-man english accent?

maybe its cuz I watch too much game of thrones, but it sounded realistic.
Jun 1 2012 12:28AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
i am so dumb. i passed off hundreds of pranks but somehow i did not even think of it when i saw the maddox link on facebook. damn it, but this is much better, first link on the site had me rolling up the walls! http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ranker_sucks
Jun 1 2012 12:32AM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
better luck next year;)

Jun 1 2012 1:13AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
his older rants were much better. Just random stuff that people could relate to.


now everything is about the book or how famous he is. Still pretty funny, but not the same.
Jun 1 2012 1:20AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Holy shit the anal sex straight men discrimination one killed me. I fucking lost it so hard when he said there should be an anus czar elected in the US. I'm bookmarking that page
Jun 1 2012 1:38AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
this ROCKS. good use of my night.
Jun 1 2012 1:38AM
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Yeezy
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Jun 1 2012 1:44AM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
Oh my fuck I am losing it so hard on this site. Ex. It's hard to fault a Subway sandwich for being bad, because you're generally responsible for picking the toppings (when the lettuce-happy employees aren't two-fisting your sandwich's bread hole with all that iceberg). For a company whose slogan is "Eat Fresh," it's pretty ballsy that not a single thing on the menu is actually fresh. Either that, or Subway's trying to change the definition of the phrase "eat fresh" to "fuck you."
Jun 1 2012 4:49AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
any other sites out there like this, or 27bslash6, the craigslist prank guy? not sure what genre to google here
Jun 4 2012 6:13PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
some of his articles were funny, and some of his articles were just trying way too hard to be a cynical dick without anything reason or support to back it up.
Jun 4 2012 6:15PM
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Yeezy
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Jun 4 2012 6:24PM
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Keith.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 88
Lets see some scores. GO

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
Jun 4 2012 6:35PM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
You guessed 17 of 18 correctly (%89.5). Your grade: A
Out of 3,456,895 people who took this test, the average grade is: C
Jun 4 2012 6:54PM
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
definitely this. that being said, a lot of them are hilarious.
Jun 4 2012 6:58PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
But when he started out he was the only independent producer of the best and most cynical shit out there. I found out about him on NS though, with the "You're not Dave Chappelle" bit.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=chappelle
Jun 4 2012 7:07PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
I got a C

great site
love the hate mail
Jun 4 2012 7:28PM
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