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I know, I know, I'm a badass

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whoa-dere
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Today at lunch in my school, we were walking outside to the school carnival they have once a year. Just before we got outside, I saw in the door of a near classroom a set of keys. So being the badass I am, I sort of just stayed behind while my friends walked outside, and went in the room to see if there's anyone in there. There wasn't. So I came back out of the room, and checked for any teachers that might be headed this way. All clear. In one swift and fluid motion, I stepped into the room and grabbed the keys, stuffed them in my pocket, and slipped outside to the carnival because an entrance of the school is right next to that classroom. Now I have the keys to who knows what at the school, because there are al least 10 keys on the loop. So badass
May 24 2012 7:15PM
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miroz
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Well then Horsecocktony is a shit head. That sucks dude. My recommendation is to bring the keys to school and ditch them as quick as you can in the lost and found. Who cares if you don't get into whatever the keys opened; it was probably only janitor closets, anyway.
May 24 2012 10:43PM
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whoa-dere
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not in that hallway
May 24 2012 10:45PM
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alvy.
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I go onto my history and english teacher's computers when they leave the class and change my grades to A's. That is all.
May 24 2012 10:52PM
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May 24 2012 11:10PM
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alvy.
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iFlip:

Internet: "Bad ass" who can track your IP address

Real life: Takes massive dicks in and around his mouth
May 24 2012 11:43PM
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miroz
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As if being gay means you can't be a bad ass. NEWB.

He's going to get a hold of your IP address and within the week the FBI is gonna be knockin on your door asking about all your child porn. Gross man, how could you?!?!? ;)
May 24 2012 11:48PM
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alvy.
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May 25 2012 12:53AM
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ShredMasterPlus
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tony was on your side from the sounds of things haha he was calling iflip a douche. Looks like all his posts got deleted anyways. His computer skills werent able to stop that.
May 25 2012 2:48AM
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Poems
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Porn And turtles > everything Porn with turtles > porn and turtles
May 25 2012 7:46AM
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Gmart
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you dont have a youtube account do you?
May 25 2012 8:37AM
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SSteezle
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pretty funny thread so far
May 25 2012 11:09AM
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Benji.
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hahaha
May 25 2012 11:15AM
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miroz
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this is fucking awesome.
May 25 2012 12:14PM
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Kreech
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Lost it
May 25 2012 12:21PM
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whoa-dere
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Oh right, I was out of it last night haha. Today they talked about it in the announcements and I felt
May 25 2012 3:39PM
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Casper.
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There is quiet a large amount of shenanigans that can be done with this.
May 25 2012 3:41PM
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miroz
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Update?
May 25 2012 6:12PM
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gnustreetfool
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Im sure we would all have more respect for you if you learned how to pick locks now thats respect
May 25 2012 6:16PM
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whoa-dere
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it's hidden at the school somewhere, too sketchy to have it on me but the office lady would see if i drop it in the lost and found.
May 25 2012 6:24PM
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whoa-dere
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so which one of you emailed this to the school?
Jun 7 2012 5:18PM
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Miomo
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That kid reminds me an awful lot of someone in my class who's special.
Jun 7 2012 5:48PM
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Film.
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Now its gonna be like
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Trying to find what the key fits into.
Jun 7 2012 5:53PM
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