DoNotWant kiss

Yeah Smith was just on the red carpet, relaxin and maxin, acting cool

Aw man, no way.  I met Will Smith once in Boston, total shitshow story the guy is a huge douchebag.  His driver actually rear ended me at a light.  Pretty light tap that just dented my bumper in a little and it was my old piece of crap car so I really didn't care all that much when I saw it and was ready to drive away.  The driver got out and started giving me shit for not going through the yellow (it was totally red) and I started to get mad.  We traded some heating words and I said something to the effect of "well if you want to be a dick about it, maybe we should call the cops and fill out a report." so he went back in the car and start talking with the passenger nd shuffling papers.  I'm standing there for a minute or so and then the back door opens and a big black guy gets out.  As he gets close I'm like "Holy shit it's Will Smith!  So he comes up to me all nonchlant, shakes my hand and we start shooting the shit, he apologizes for the bump but then says some coy shit like "But I guess that's what happens when you stop for yellow lights" and then I got pissed again and was all like "Look bro like I told your driver, it was fucking red.  I don't stop at yellow lights." "Whoa man, no need to get snippy" he said.  "Well maybe you should just send your driver back out here if you're just gonna be a dick about it" I said back.  "Oh?"  He said "What makes you think I need my driver to handle my fuckin business ad who you calling a dick?  You think I'm that far outta West Philly I can't handle my own damn business?"  so I shot back with a "Well Uncle Phil isn't here to bail your ass out so probably, yeah now get back in the fucking limo before I start makin' trouble in your fucking neighborhood smartass" now this is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town claled Bel-Air, in West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playgrounds is where I spent most of my days, chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool and shootin some b-ball outside of my school when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.  I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it has dice in the mirror.  If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget it YO HOME TO BEL- AIR!  I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes, smell ya later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there!  To sit on my throne as athe prince of Bel-Air. 

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Maybe your bitch ass shouldn't have stopped at the yellow light?

when 1 gay guy who was up to no good,   tried to kiss him on the lips

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he gave him one little slap and his mom got scared

said im done with this shit,  ima go stand over here

haha classic will smith

what a boss

I met will smith in downtown philly in a hotel. He was just chilling with his body guard. Im 17 and I acted like a 12 year old girl when I asked for his autograph. I was so hyped. Btw his hands are huge.

at least he didn't over-react and "sucker punch" him.  that was an acceptable reaction imo

would have made a better video