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How to order stuff online without your parents kmowing!

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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
I don't have a credit card and I don't want a package showing up to my house when everyones home
Apr 22 2012 9:10PM
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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,009
if u r looking for a vape ill ship u one in a tshirt or somtin
Apr 22 2012 9:11PM
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phissong
Posts: 60 - Karma: 20
Dildos?
Apr 22 2012 9:12PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Ship everything to me and I might give it to you.
Apr 22 2012 9:12PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
pay a friend who is not a bitch to order it for you?
Apr 22 2012 9:14PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
I expected an answer because there was no question mark at the end of the sentence.







So fuck you.
Apr 22 2012 9:15PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
By visa prepaid cards and have it shipped to your neighbor's house
Apr 22 2012 9:19PM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
lol
Apr 22 2012 9:19PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
I bet its porn
Apr 22 2012 9:20PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
What could you possibly be ordering. All a twelve year old needs that his parents cant know about are on the internet anyways.
Apr 22 2012 9:20PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
What ate you buying? Porn? Flesh light? Bong?
Apr 22 2012 9:21PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
a fleshlight/bong combo
Apr 22 2012 9:22PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
FLESHLIGHT

Apr 22 2012 9:23PM
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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
nope none of you have guessed right
Apr 22 2012 9:24PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
A dildo
Apr 22 2012 9:25PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
You win.
Apr 22 2012 9:27PM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
An XXL Ignant Vest you're ordering without telling your parents you're using their credit card?
Apr 22 2012 9:28PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
mail order hooker obviously.
Apr 22 2012 9:30PM
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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
nope nope nooope
Apr 22 2012 9:31PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
prepaid cards and a po box?
Apr 22 2012 9:32PM
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Bill.Nye
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Meth
Apr 22 2012 9:32PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
That was a screen that plays porn.... I will make millions
Apr 22 2012 9:33PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
its probably an anniversary present for his parents
Apr 22 2012 9:33PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I already guessed a dildo
Apr 22 2012 9:34PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
so.... two dildos?
Apr 22 2012 9:35PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
go to where ever they ship out of and hide it in your ass. your parents will never know
Apr 22 2012 10:01PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Either have someone buy it for you, or buy prepaid visa cards from wal mart...

then ship it either to a friend who would do it for you.. or if you have a sis/bro in college mail it to their dorm. that's what i did i mailed a vape to my sisters dorm then she gave it to me.
Apr 22 2012 10:06PM
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lukewalnuts
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 152
buttsex?
Apr 22 2012 10:09PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
So far, we have:
fleshlight
porn
bong
vape
fleshbong
bonglight
dildo
two dildos
XXL Ignant vest

I will add:
fleshporn
pornbong
vapebong (super tokage ftw)
fleshbonglight
bonglightdildo
XXL Ignant vest w/ built in bong
XXL Ignant vest w/ built in vape
XXL Ignant vest w/ built in fleshlight

But seriously, rent a PO box or some shit like that
Apr 22 2012 10:10PM
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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
still wrong
Apr 22 2012 10:20PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

ha
Apr 22 2012 10:26PM
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Downtofilm
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I was loling throughout the whole thread.
Apr 22 2012 10:27PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
threads
Apr 22 2012 10:29PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
Were not playing fucking hotter or colder here. WHAT ARE YOU BUYING?
Apr 22 2012 10:30PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
A mail order sex slave
Apr 22 2012 10:37PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
A sex order male slave
Apr 22 2012 10:41PM
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werndog
Posts: 253 - Karma: 176
XXL Ignant vest w/ built in dildo
Apr 22 2012 10:42PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
This. OP is an attention whore/possible pink name alias
Apr 22 2012 11:00PM
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Bill.Nye
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Click for larger image
Apr 22 2012 11:00PM
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Bmo.
Posts: 4907 - Karma: 2,667
at least give us a price range
Apr 22 2012 11:02PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
Is this something your parents would approve of?

Is it me?
Apr 22 2012 11:09PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,639
This can all be purchased at Spencer's Gifts, why does OP need to do it online?
Apr 22 2012 11:13PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
it's probably Proactive.
Apr 22 2012 11:14PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
He's buying a Glock.
Apr 22 2012 11:21PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Airsoft/Paintball Gun?
Apr 22 2012 11:21PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
OP should say what he's ordering
Apr 22 2012 11:22PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
woah
Apr 23 2012 1:43AM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
a slave mail sex order.
Apr 23 2012 2:07AM
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