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CALLING ALL LEGAL PINK NAMES

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TheClap.
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I am looking for my +1 to a wedding, and before I put an add up on craigslist or hire a hooker I am coming here first.

Open bar so you must get sloppy so if you arnt DTF, you will be

must be of legal age of consent in NY

thats all

K thanks

Apr 19 2012 11:06PM
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Mr.Turtle
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which is 17
Apr 19 2012 11:07PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I am applying because I am willing to butt secks you to get sloppy for free.
Apr 19 2012 11:07PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
dude this is just fucked up.... i mean im proud of you in a way, but its still fucked up non the less
Apr 19 2012 11:08PM
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TheClap.
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oooo hell yes
Apr 19 2012 11:08PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 19 2012 11:09PM
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Blurst
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cool ill be down in New york in a few hours, just gotta pack my suit or I guess if you want I can find a pretty sexy cocktail dress to wear.
Apr 19 2012 11:09PM
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TheClap.
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already have it picked out
Apr 19 2012 11:12PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 19 2012 11:14PM
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ECB
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When is the wedding?

I might be able to help, I have a cousin that is sorta hot that will be around this summer
Apr 19 2012 11:14PM
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Aidan-G
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Apr 19 2012 11:15PM
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TheClap.
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june 16th
Apr 19 2012 11:15PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 19 2012 11:16PM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha... +k bro
but seriously, forever alone? good luck
Apr 19 2012 11:16PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I'll have AT LEAST 3 wives by then, I can hook a brotha up
Apr 19 2012 11:16PM
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Bmo.
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anyone else think its weird he thinks his cousin is hot?
Apr 19 2012 11:16PM
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TheClap.
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no... why would it be?
Apr 19 2012 11:17PM
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ECB
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It's not weird?

It's ok travis, he's a daywalker
Apr 19 2012 11:18PM
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Aidan-G
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hahahahahaha
Apr 19 2012 11:18PM
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Blurst
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not at all, surprised he hasnt fucked her yet.
Apr 19 2012 11:18PM
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TheClap.
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fucking daywalkers
Apr 19 2012 11:19PM
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ECB
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think its weird to think someone who is distantly related to you is hot


i still ain't got shit on Big O-Do-Pi-Rex
Apr 19 2012 11:20PM
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Blurst
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Sweet, hopefully it will fit my curvy voluptuous body well. Shits like beyonce up in hurrr.
Apr 19 2012 11:21PM
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SkierPT
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Irony is ironic
Apr 19 2012 11:22PM
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TheClap.
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oooo bay bayyyyyy
Apr 19 2012 11:25PM
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Bmo.
Posts: 4907 - Karma: 2,667
ginger*
i have freckles
if you're gonna insult, at least do it correctly

Apr 19 2012 11:32PM
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ECB
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I started it

If you're gonna try to stand up to bully's, at least pick the right bully, pussy
Apr 19 2012 11:33PM
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TheClap.
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Apr 19 2012 11:33PM
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Bmo.
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haha shoot i meant to quote you, not travis

whoopsies

oh and travis, can we get an update on ur possible baby?
Apr 19 2012 11:35PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Now you're trying to play it cool and funny

Well FUCK YOU

Stand up for yourself, you think the guys at isanyoneup just let people pick on each other?

pussy
Apr 19 2012 11:36PM
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TheClap.
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check the thread i updated it

but LSS i fucked a prego chcik
Apr 19 2012 11:38PM
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ECB
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next time you facetime me stick the phone up her fat pussy and i'll talk really loud so i can corrupt the child
Apr 19 2012 11:39PM
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TheClap.
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no doubt
Apr 19 2012 11:39PM
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Bmo.
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well, congrats i guess. i bet that was a nice relief

and to ECB, after many years of being called ginger and being made fun of constantly, ive learned to pick my battles and am fairly passive in confrontations. even on the internet. i dont take it too seriously. i just like to have a good time and usually just brush off any negativity
Apr 19 2012 11:42PM
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ECB
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Typical


but respectable



on a side note, you will gain all of my respect if you complete the purple challenge


MY version of it



Drink 5 shots of vodka, an entire bottle of nyquil, an entire bottle of dimetap and then successfully jerk off to a picture of jerry sloan

GO GO GO
Apr 19 2012 11:45PM
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Bmo.
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dnoe
Apr 19 2012 11:48PM
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ECB
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due to the spelling, I think you might have succeeded

You might die now, or if you don't, you will have mean shits tomorrow

But I respect it
Apr 19 2012 11:49PM
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TheClap.
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love this shits
Apr 19 2012 11:50PM
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