Replying to Mountain Adventure PT.2

Day 2/Hour 1-AHHHH nice day, the sun is shining hot women in sight and Will puking because of the party we had last night...Well not so much a party as three guys watching'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' and emptying a minifridge...Did I mention we didn't rent a hotel room?
-got to the chairlift and saw Robert from school he said 'Hey Guys' and Will threw up on him
Day 2/Hour 2- Finally made it to the top of the mountain and began our first run Carson ran into a tree and lost control of his ski pole
-we came to a fork in the path, left or right, we chose right...what?...Not everything's funny
Day 2/Hour 3-we decided to hit the terrain park halfway down the mountain
-Will tried to grind a rail he missed and sacked himself
-Carson thought going off one of the largest ramps in the mountain would impress this group of girls, he got 5' into the air and seemed to just hang there untill he came crashing down on one of the girls he was trying to impress it didn't matter anyways they were lesbians...is that irony?
Day 2/Hour 4-we stopped to get some bread that was fashioned into makeshift teepees sprinkled with cinnamon.
-Will ate life fifty of the hazlenut kind untill he realised he was allergic to nuts
-I think they were called 'Teepee pleasers' Will didn't find them pleasing he vomited like a volcano
Day 2/Hour 5-...still vomiting
Day 2/Hour 6-Mountain is going to close in 1 hour so we decided to head down the mountain
-Carson had to drain the lizard so we stopped at a bushel of trees
-it's been 15 minutes and Carson hadn't shown up
-we went to look for him and to our relative surprise he fell into a small river and was being washed downstream...is that irony?
Day 2/Hour 7-After riding off trail chasing the river for about half an hour we saw a beaver dam it appears as though the beavers used Carson as part of their dam
Day 2/Hour 8-Trek into Beaver Dungeon to destroy the Dark Beaver Lord omitted beacause of repeated beaver jokes(o.k. we get it a beaver is also a vagina grow up)
Day 2/Hour 9-Picked up by ski patrol guy on a snowmobile(pink snowmobile) he lectured us about the dangers of skiing at night
-He got distracted by teenager smoking and playing loud music
-We made off with his snowmobile
-ditched it after we found out it was pink
Day 2/Hour 9-Watched 'Cheers'in hotel room
-Got drunk
Day 2/Hour 10-...Still drunk

PART 3 COMING SOON