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And I'm going to be a daddy

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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Fuck me right? just got the call. I have no words right now, still in shock.

not good news, fuck the south and bitches not being on the pill
Apr 10 2012 11:46PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
wait people actually do that?
Apr 18 2012 11:02AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
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Apr 18 2012 11:42AM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15

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Apr 18 2012 11:43AM
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C-Weezy
Posts: 786 - Karma: 50
I love you for posting this gif
Apr 18 2012 2:42PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
This is the best troll ever. Congrats clappers. Especially for following through!
Apr 18 2012 2:53PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
beat me to it.
Apr 18 2012 4:30PM
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Slop-Tart
Posts: 298 - Karma: 376
i hope no one is stupid enough to believe this, it was obviously a troll the whole time this "story" about the ultrasound is right out of Tucker Max's book "assholes finish first".... what some kids do for attention make me want to put my head through a brick wall
Apr 18 2012 5:15PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
don't talk about it be about it. do it you won't
Apr 18 2012 5:33PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
that'
Apr 18 2012 5:35PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
*thats a good story
Apr 18 2012 5:36PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
^
Apr 18 2012 6:54PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
theclap trolling yet again lol
Apr 18 2012 6:59PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
religious enough to have unprotected sex before marriage....
Apr 18 2012 7:06PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1401 - Karma: 701
Your story is almost exactly the same as the one in "Assholes Finish First" by Tucker Max. Too similar for me to believe this thread is bullshit and lies.
Apr 18 2012 7:15PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1401 - Karma: 701
shit...what this guy said
Apr 18 2012 7:16PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
anyone who believes in god and goes to church every sunday/holiday is religious in my mind
Apr 18 2012 8:46PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
but not very.

i am religious, but not very religious since i love sticking my sausage in the oven with out a casing on.


slight difference.
Apr 18 2012 9:30PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
to each their own

i dont judge
Apr 18 2012 10:01PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
People are too easy which is why TheClap almost got a girl pregnant

He facetimed with me after it all, he was crying, I say either legit, or legit
Apr 18 2012 11:50PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
i did infact cry, hard
Apr 18 2012 11:51PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
It's ok, like I told you when we were having cyber sex, you only live once. Travis, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

YOLO FUCKING YOLO

YOOOOOLLLLLLOOOOOOOO


SOULJA BOI TOLD EM, THE DANCE FLOOR SILLY, YOLO
Apr 18 2012 11:57PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
troll or not this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen
Apr 22 2012 9:59AM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
haha somethin about this

reminds me of this....

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Apr 22 2012 1:28PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
This thread:

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Apr 22 2012 2:47PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
..... yolo....




































you wont shoot me... no balls
Apr 22 2012 3:31PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
id fuck her
Apr 22 2012 4:41PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
Watch out.. you might catch her clyma-

nevermind..
Apr 22 2012 4:42PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
look at those tounge skills, i will gladly take one for the team
Apr 22 2012 4:49PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
hell i bet you could get some with one of her chins
Apr 22 2012 4:54PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
im into it
Apr 22 2012 5:02PM
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Bread.
Posts: 769 - Karma: 540
your a legend my friend
Apr 26 2012 1:40AM
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.SillyGoose
Posts: 345 - Karma: 96
Woah.
Oct 1 2012 1:17AM
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Mr.SoloDolo
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 150
shes a dirty girl
Oct 1 2012 4:13PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Well done, very fucking well done.

Makes me proud to be from tha 518.
Oct 1 2012 4:22PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
This is straight out of Assholes Finish First

TROLLED

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Oct 1 2012 4:30PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
CLICK IT
Oct 1 2012 4:31PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
If she has the kid is she going to put it up for adoption?
Oct 1 2012 6:18PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
fuuuucccckkkkk thats the worst

just hope for a miscarriage


Oct 1 2012 6:42PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
to make up for not reading the whole thread first...

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Oct 1 2012 6:46PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Solid 1000th post
Oct 1 2012 6:47PM
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Skier1478
Posts: 188 - Karma: 68
I came onto this thread thinking it was people congratulating an elder ns'er. I saw it was the Clap, and now i feel bad for you dude. Vibes and a huge amount of luck to you dude. It'll all pull through.
Oct 1 2012 7:35PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,861
Keep the baby in the basement for its whole life so it thinks there is nothing more than the basement.
Oct 1 2012 8:12PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
clap ur such a liar u took that already pregnant story from tucker max.
Oct 1 2012 10:33PM
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.SillyGoose
Posts: 345 - Karma: 96
So.... What happened?
Sep 15 2014 12:46AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13976 - Karma: 49,272
.SillyGooseSo.... What happened?


Page 5 dude
Sep 15 2014 1:18AM
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