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And I'm going to be a daddy

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TheClap.
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Fuck me right? just got the call. I have no words right now, still in shock.

not good news, fuck the south and bitches not being on the pill
Apr 10 2012 11:46PM
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TheClap.
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+k to you sir, well done
Apr 12 2012 10:06PM
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TheClap.
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Well,

Had a long talk with my parents last night, and too my suprise they were beyond stoked. Not happy about it being a random girl but they wanna be granparents, so I had there full support.

Anyways decided to man up and do things with her and try to get to know her better, so we have been chillen the past couple days since i avoided her for the past month and half due to being outta town and I thought she was a STAGE 5er. And damn is that baby bumb scary as hell knowing you have a kid on the way, but anyways last night she asked me to the docs with her today and I agree.

So im freaking out as we walk walk in, but im trying to play it chill since i know she is bugging out also. I tell her everything shall be fine and we can do this. We go in and the doc does an ultrasound. The doc says she is 16 weeks in and everything looks good. Now im bugging out legit freaking the fuck out, but not because of the baby. 16 weeks is like 4 months, I've only known this chick for about 3. So I add it up quick and I realize this fucking kid isnt mine. I just look at her and she starts to cry. I just get up and walk out. Maybe not the most mature thing to do since I drove and I left a prego chick at the docs. But i didnt give a fuck, this bitch lied right to my face and my families, so i have no pitty. She has been blowing up my cell but I have yet answer.


sparknotes: I fucked a chick that was already prego when I met her.
Apr 17 2012 11:20PM
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eldridge
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damn
Apr 17 2012 11:23PM
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ECB
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inafteryoufuckedthefetusthatwasinsideofher

getonthatfuckinglevel

fucking hoes before they born
Apr 17 2012 11:25PM
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TheClap.
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fucking alcohol these days
doing me dirty
Apr 17 2012 11:27PM
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NinetyFour
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That ending was no fun. Go back in time and get her legit pregnant.
Apr 17 2012 11:31PM
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Timmy.
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Apr 17 2012 11:32PM
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TheClap.
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FUCK THAT SHIT
Apr 17 2012 11:33PM
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Timmy.
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no but seriously that shit is beyond fucked up... good for you though
Apr 17 2012 11:34PM
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Backyard.Skier
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TheClap does it again.

Apr 17 2012 11:37PM
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mode2n
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What an unexpected series of occurrences, she trolled deep
Apr 17 2012 11:39PM
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Skiingsnow
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you legit just got your life back
Apr 17 2012 11:43PM
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GeneralT
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HE IMPREGNATED THE FETUS. SO YOU ARE GONNA BE A DAD!
Apr 17 2012 11:44PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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so what's the lesson we learned here today kids?
Apr 17 2012 11:45PM
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TheClap.
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the motto drink till shes pretty works?

or the motto id rather fuck 10 ones then one 10 works?
Apr 17 2012 11:47PM
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gwhitey
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Apr 17 2012 11:50PM
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Mr.Turtle
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atta boy
Apr 17 2012 11:53PM
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TallerThanThou
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I was really unstoked about this. But then it wasn't yours. So now I'm stoked again.
Apr 17 2012 11:58PM
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*Bird
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try to get on this show

Apr 18 2012 12:06AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Man this thread was an emotional roller coaster.
Apr 18 2012 12:14AM
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hellomynameisjef
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haha you fucked a pregnant girl
Apr 18 2012 12:16AM
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hellomynameisjef
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haha you fucked a pregnant girl
Apr 18 2012 12:16AM
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.Mouse
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Abort that before anything really gets going. Abortions are messed but this can destroy your life
Apr 18 2012 12:18AM
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EricaMN.
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Apr 18 2012 12:28AM
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Mr.Gaga
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fell off my chair ahahahahaah

Apr 18 2012 12:31AM
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edai
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Apr 18 2012 12:35AM
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JuliusJ
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LOLOLOLOL
Apr 18 2012 12:36AM
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Wall_Nut
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This thread took me for a ride, Bravo!
Apr 18 2012 1:42AM
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Chuzles
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ha i think he was a little late pulling out on this one.

on a more serious note. Congrats on it not being your kid!
Apr 18 2012 2:04AM
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.Apex.
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manslaughter is like 5 years, a kid is an 18 year shit hole. The answer is simple, take a little drive down south
Apr 18 2012 2:06AM
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GrabsForFun
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Not sure what I think / threads
Apr 18 2012 2:30AM
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Radio
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wow how relieved are you?

Apr 18 2012 2:51AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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why do people believe this
Apr 18 2012 3:21AM
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Jane6
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Apr 18 2012 5:20AM
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Timmy.
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READ THE THREAD that is all
Apr 18 2012 6:55AM
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I_Am_Mod
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nice job dude, a threesome, getting regular and oral sex at the same time !

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Apr 18 2012 7:05AM
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maximiliaan
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haha fuck yeah!
Apr 18 2012 7:15AM
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Suchy
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i fucking lost it when i read this
Apr 18 2012 8:03AM
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timmi
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May your first child me a masculine one

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Apr 18 2012 8:44AM
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EC-Skier
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you are truly an asshole. AND I FUCKIN LOVE IT!
Apr 18 2012 8:47AM
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timmi
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Hmm I didn't read enough #YOLOCHOCOLATECONE
Apr 18 2012 8:49AM
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Jane6
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I fuckin love you, Tim


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Apr 18 2012 9:07AM
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grown-ninja
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congrads its not yours!
Apr 18 2012 9:10AM
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timmi
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We've danced to this tune before, sweetheart
Apr 18 2012 9:41AM
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feihlination
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Apr 18 2012 9:56AM
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Mr.Turtle
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Because why would someone lie on the Internet ?
Apr 18 2012 10:07AM
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the.cheat
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well that's a relief.
Apr 18 2012 10:08AM
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RyandaGod
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Travis, my brotha, congrats on getting a new card doe, that fucking a chick while shes already carrying card. FUCKING DEAD
Apr 18 2012 10:09AM
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