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And I'm going to be a daddy

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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Fuck me right? just got the call. I have no words right now, still in shock.

not good news, fuck the south and bitches not being on the pill
Apr 10 2012 11:46PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Except I have a 9-5 that I love and then bar-tend at one of the biggest bars in VA beach. I have a shore house, I am doing beyond well for myself. I am the perfect example of living life and enjoying it. Now I have a kid on the way
Apr 11 2012 4:43PM
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RickAstley
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Apr 11 2012 4:43PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
possible youngest ns'er ever?
Apr 11 2012 4:53PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
bday on the beach house, ERREYBODDY INVITED.
Apr 11 2012 5:10PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
is this some sort of weird, mildly related east bound and down troll or am I way off
Apr 11 2012 5:31PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Hey, fuck all these naysayers. You might have a son or daughter on the way thats going to look up to you and want to be like you. YOu can take your kid skiing and hiking and show this little mind the world and it will be fucking fantastic. Money is nothin, time is well spent when its with your kid and even though it might not be the "perfect' timing for you , it might be the perfect timing for the master plan. Just try to keep it real with this chick, try to stay together and just build the family man, its your time give it 100%.
Apr 11 2012 5:52PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
Solution?

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Apr 11 2012 6:15PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
not sure if trolling... i will put this in my threads and await a later verdict.

that said, vibes if it's true... i hope everything works out
Apr 11 2012 6:25PM
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ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
This!!!
Apr 11 2012 6:28PM
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ShredMasterPlus
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 807
IN b4 someone sends this to the kid later in life and he hates you forever
Apr 11 2012 6:36PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

uh-oh... DADDY YOU NEVER LOVED ME

But seriously he better be a crazy skier by the time he can stand. Push him through the terrain park.

Apr 11 2012 6:39PM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
Poor kid
Apr 11 2012 6:39PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
you're related to theclap?
Apr 11 2012 7:36PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
Apr 11 2012 7:45PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
gold
Apr 11 2012 7:48PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
this. yea you got a kid before you planned on it, but youre having a kid man. Make the best of it. Best of luck if this is serious
Apr 11 2012 8:17PM
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Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
easily the best option
Apr 11 2012 8:20PM
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Mr.Capone
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sorry, had to.

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Apr 11 2012 9:08PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
well that sucks...you wouldn't be in this trouble though, if you stuck it in her pooper
Apr 11 2012 9:31PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
well you're royally fucked now

arent'ya.
Apr 11 2012 10:18PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Pics of said girl is needed
Apr 11 2012 10:30PM
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pissbutt
Posts: 127 - Karma: 11
This is just a very large claim thread.

pics or didnt happen.
Apr 11 2012 10:31PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
The baby already has a NS account, it's something like "TheClapFetus2.0" or something like that

Get on that level
Apr 11 2012 10:44PM
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benyannelli
Posts: 773 - Karma: 562
if its true good luck man
Apr 11 2012 10:48PM
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.RYAN66
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Apr 11 2012 10:49PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
I have a feeling this is a troll... ill be back later to see
Apr 11 2012 11:07PM
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EricaMN.
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Apr 11 2012 11:10PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
my exact reaction
Apr 11 2012 11:11PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
shoulda pulled out. but seriously vibes man. hope everything works out.
Apr 11 2012 11:22PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7481 - Karma: 36,032
god damnit. Everyone ignores my maury comment. i even provided a helpful link to get him started. Guess I just suck at interwebz
Apr 11 2012 11:43PM
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TheClapFetus2.0
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
Shout out to my Dad, TheClap
Apr 11 2012 11:49PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Solid use of an alias
Apr 11 2012 11:51PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
inb4IwasRight

Shoutout to the guy that will be taking your v-card, me
Apr 11 2012 11:52PM
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2s0r7
Posts: 172 - Karma: 10
Definitely gonna call troll on this one. But seriously if this is true, vibes man cause that sucks.
Apr 11 2012 11:53PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
And then you can get theclapfetus pregnant and we can have our first 3rd generation newschooler
Apr 11 2012 11:54PM
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Maximili420
Posts: 565 - Karma: 59
Wiin.
Apr 12 2012 12:05AM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
made me laugh
Apr 12 2012 12:11AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
dibs on that
Apr 12 2012 12:18AM
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ChuckTesta
Posts: 960 - Karma: 258
go give her a haymaker in the babymaker that should clear things up
Apr 12 2012 12:23AM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
Walk outside, look in a single direction and run. Run until you can't think straight and then run some more. If Forest Gump could run from knocking a girl up, you can too.
Apr 12 2012 12:25AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

INB4 triplets

Dad's becoming aerials

Apr 12 2012 12:36AM
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Randy_Quench
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Apr 12 2012 12:50AM
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TheClapFetus2.0
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Don't do it dad. It'll bite you in the ass.
Apr 12 2012 12:53AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
oh the quality
Apr 12 2012 1:02AM
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ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
This for sure. You can be a dad and still have all of this...........................................NOT!
Apr 12 2012 1:19AM
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rachie.b
Posts: 183 - Karma: 380
Amen
Apr 12 2012 4:44PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
wow. good luck clappers you'll pull this one out okay
Apr 12 2012 6:02PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
O_O
Apr 12 2012 8:51PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Not like you're the first guy to have a child at an unwanted young age. Look on the bright side man. I mean I know a guy who had his kid when he was 16, made him work really hard in school, and he's gonna be starting his own autoshop. Kinda turned his life around.
Apr 12 2012 9:29PM
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