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And I'm going to be a daddy

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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Fuck me right? just got the call. I have no words right now, still in shock.

not good news, fuck the south and bitches not being on the pill
Apr 10 2012 11:46PM
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plaplapla
Posts: 435 - Karma: 70
damn that sucks

good luck working things out
Apr 11 2012 12:15AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
oh boy, this seems like a wonderful situation.
good luck !!
Apr 11 2012 12:19AM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
i think this part was implyed
Apr 11 2012 12:21AM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
i think this part was implied
Apr 11 2012 12:21AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
tell her that you have HIV so she will abort the baby so it isn't born with it. then buy fake documents as an alias Mike Honcho and flee the are and put down roots somewhere new
Apr 11 2012 12:23AM
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Timmy.
Posts: 507 - Karma: 22
stairs
Apr 11 2012 12:24AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
look who was a dummy and didn't cum on her tummy
Apr 11 2012 12:27AM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
"It's only thug if she's pregnant"
Mission accomplished.
Apr 11 2012 12:33AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
I told you not to leave the 518.


Technically I'm not allowed to help you since you're across state lines.




Ah fuck it, I'll see ya in 12 hours
Apr 11 2012 12:34AM
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Applejack
Posts: 205 - Karma: 9
Congrats clap!!!
Apr 11 2012 12:34AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
damn dude, always gotta wrap it up, vibes for you man
Apr 11 2012 12:36AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
^ I always do, but I guess I didn't once when I was blackout :( :( :( :(
Apr 11 2012 12:38AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
definitely my worst fear. shit
Apr 11 2012 12:38AM
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Mtougas
Posts: 870 - Karma: 77
mad vibes. i can't even imagine how you feel because i don't want to. hope you figure something out
Apr 11 2012 12:41AM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
This and mad viiiiibes.
Apr 11 2012 12:48AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
#stoked
Apr 11 2012 12:50AM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,750
Apr 11 2012 12:53AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
This is what you might need to turn your life around man. Having responsibility in your life isn't always a bad thing. You can take all the suggestions from your girls parents and turn your life around. Then you wont be an unmotivated drunk any more who will have an awesome wife and kid and will do awesome at life.

You will start to enjoy it more.

Don't look at the bad things man, just look at future opportunities.
Apr 11 2012 12:54AM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Correct me if Im wrong but arent Hcore christians not supposed to have sex before marrage?
Apr 11 2012 12:55AM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
can i be the first one to say pics or it didnt happen?
Apr 11 2012 12:59AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Damn, hope everything turns out for the best! Didn't you work at a daycare? so you'll at least have some experience right?
Apr 11 2012 1:00AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
there it is
Apr 11 2012 1:01AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
troll. and if not, convince her that god is fake and abortion is the best option.
Apr 11 2012 1:04AM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
sounds like youre going to be a great father...

maybe its time somethings kicks your ass in gear.
Apr 11 2012 1:08AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
comes in 3XST. Your baby will have the best diaper sag around.
Get 'em while they're hot! Help Travis pay his child support!
Apr 11 2012 1:10AM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
holy shit. that's super rough. you can get through this dude.
Apr 11 2012 1:16AM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
good luck with that man, i hope you aren't too young. also, your current profile pic on ns confused me, for a second i thought i was in a revived thread
Apr 11 2012 1:19AM
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Ronald_Ray.Gun
Posts: 53 - Karma: 12
DNA test to confirm, otherwise it isn't yours
Apr 11 2012 1:23AM
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Slop-Tart
Posts: 298 - Karma: 376
couple of thoughts on this:
1. this is the troll of the century
2. refer to comment number 1
Apr 11 2012 1:23AM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
I think your internet karma finally caught up to you.

However, that blows - good luck figuring that shit out.
Apr 11 2012 1:30AM
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
JERRY JERRY JERRRY JERRRY
Apr 11 2012 1:43AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
find out your gonna be a dad:
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Apr 11 2012 1:50AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
Get some backup, tell your mom. That's what my friend did and it worked!
Apr 11 2012 1:59AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
100% chance hes lying
Apr 11 2012 2:06AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
make her get an abortion.
Apr 11 2012 2:20AM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
at least you didn't get..............................the clap
Apr 11 2012 2:22AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
can anybody say.... KARMA ?????
Apr 11 2012 2:26AM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
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Apr 11 2012 2:27AM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
Have you actually seen a pregnancy test? I had a friend who was hooking up with a crazy bitch and when he decided to end it she said she was pregnant in an attempt to get him to marry her. Bitches be cray. Just sayin.
Apr 11 2012 2:30AM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
feel bad for the kid hopefully the mother will be a more responsible parent than you
Apr 11 2012 2:32AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
It's a good thing you're friends with theabortionator
Apr 11 2012 2:33AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
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Apr 11 2012 2:35AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
I'll take the baby






















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Apr 11 2012 2:48AM
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Applejack
Posts: 205 - Karma: 9
Oh new page. You so sexy ^-^
Apr 11 2012 2:51AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
ohh shit!! that sucks man. you know what i suggest? i'll give you a hint, it starts with A and rhymes with shmishortion.
Apr 11 2012 2:54AM
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hot.pocket
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Apr 11 2012 4:27AM
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aaron@summit
Posts: 1453 - Karma: 18
Kinda a weird troll.. But understandably scary, iv had my moments ha.
Apr 11 2012 4:34AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Fingers crossed this is a troll.....if not, shit dawg
Apr 11 2012 6:47AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
This is exciting.
Apr 11 2012 8:14AM
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lbuitendam
Posts: 608 - Karma: 130
shit happens bro thats shits fucked up.

get ready for
Apr 11 2012 8:21AM
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