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And I'm going to be a daddy

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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Fuck me right? just got the call. I have no words right now, still in shock.

not good news, fuck the south and bitches not being on the pill
Apr 10 2012 11:46PM
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.SillyGoose
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Apr 10 2012 11:47PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
inb4 the abortinator...
Apr 10 2012 11:47PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
:/
Apr 10 2012 11:47PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
:'(
Apr 10 2012 11:48PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
shit dude
Apr 10 2012 11:48PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
sorry the abortionator* and that sounds heavy man. don't worry too much, you have a lot of time to figure things out. you're certainly not the only one who has been through it. you can and will make it through.
Apr 10 2012 11:49PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
LOL
Apr 10 2012 11:49PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
Might have to stop talking like that if you are indeed going to be a daddy

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Apr 10 2012 11:49PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
8 months is not a long time......
Apr 10 2012 11:50PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Shieeeet.
Apr 10 2012 11:50PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
You better not be lying you pussy.
Apr 10 2012 11:51PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
well first of all, how old are you? second of all, it is a relatively long amount of time. stay positive.
Apr 10 2012 11:51PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Well this could be historic
Apr 10 2012 11:52PM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
Karma don't buy diapers.
Apr 10 2012 11:52PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
sticky this thread.

and vibes.
Apr 10 2012 11:53PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Paging the abortionator. But seriously, find the bitch and push her down the stair/give her some heroine/kill her
Apr 10 2012 11:53PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
:( I'm not

I'm about to cry
Apr 10 2012 11:53PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Why would they possibly sticky this thread?
Kinda doubt the validity of this thread...
Apr 10 2012 11:54PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
well...i dont know what to say. good luck?
Apr 10 2012 11:55PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
She religious?
Apr 10 2012 11:55PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
damn, vibes man. hope everything goes well,
Apr 10 2012 11:55PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
hoping this is a troll
Apr 10 2012 11:56PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
hype!
Apr 10 2012 11:56PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Fuck if this is for real keep your chin up seems like you have had a rough go of it recently. Stick it out brotha.
Apr 10 2012 11:56PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
very
Apr 10 2012 11:56PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
If this is real I owe you one swift kick in the balls from the newborn.

Otherwise GAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Apr 10 2012 11:57PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
I'm calling possible troll.
Apr 10 2012 11:57PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
wowzers.
Apr 10 2012 11:57PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
well that thats just uncalled for.
Apr 10 2012 11:58PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Well shit. vibes man
Apr 10 2012 11:58PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
damn man, good luck.
Apr 10 2012 11:59PM
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
I will admit, lol'd so fucking hard


but not funny. That fucking sucks.
Apr 10 2012 11:59PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Shit, Your life is about to completely change. Vibes and good luck.
Apr 11 2012 12:00AM
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.SillyGoose
Posts: 345 - Karma: 96
Honestly, i dont frequent the forums enough to know you very well, but i honestly thought you were trolling. Now that some other members have srs'd i feel bad :|


Anyway, as some random member of a skiing community, I wish you good luck. Welcome to the rest of your life, MrTheClap. Everything should work out in the end. :>
Apr 11 2012 12:01AM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
.
Apr 11 2012 12:02AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
damn bro. I remember another thread like this, and everything worked out okay. granted a miscarriage was involved...
Apr 11 2012 12:02AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
deep breath,



do your best.
Apr 11 2012 12:03AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
good luck
Apr 11 2012 12:05AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
wat...
Apr 11 2012 12:06AM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
was she worth it?
Apr 11 2012 12:06AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
Maybe he'll grow up to run his own car manufacturing company.
Apr 11 2012 12:06AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
Maybe you should tell her how much you ain't down with this you are and she won't go through with it! That's probably being too hopeful though
Apr 11 2012 12:08AM
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Lolocaust.
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1st page?
Apr 11 2012 12:09AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
You. will. be. ok.

If she isnt willing to abort is disappearing an option?
honestly i have thought about it, Child support will nail you if you dont like fake your own death or something.
Apr 11 2012 12:10AM
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The-Rodent
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 325
nomygod
Apr 11 2012 12:10AM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
NOT pimp.
Viiiiiiiiiiiiiibes.
Apr 11 2012 12:10AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Hope your kid shreds in the future.

Vibes man.
Apr 11 2012 12:11AM
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POW-WOW
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2nd page claim haha good luck
Apr 11 2012 12:12AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
it would look like it
Apr 11 2012 12:13AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
no, her family hates me bc I only call her when I'm drunk. they believe I am an immature drunk who is unmotivated. they are 100% correct
Apr 11 2012 12:14AM
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