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theater.thug

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Yes

Mar 18 2012 9:28PM

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PopsicleStand

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Mar 18 2012 9:35PM

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eheath

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If a male has like 6 items on his key chain, he has chick keys. I have car key, button, house key, carabiner, smiths card. Don't need anything else.

Mar 18 2012 9:41PM

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Deluge

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thank you for your input key chain god, no more of your comments will be needed in this thread fat man.

Mar 18 2012 9:43PM

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1337

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Car key, ns lanyard, and a fly (for fly fishing) in clear plastic. Just used to separate my key from the others (which when i use have a car key, unlocker, house key, and grocery store tag on them)

Mar 18 2012 9:44PM

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Cotter

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PBP/salomon lanyard with a ski lock house key mail key and another ski key but no lock.

Mar 18 2012 9:46PM

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eheath

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I'm sorry, i was just stating true man code. There are exceptions for having more items on you key chain, but after working valet for about 8 months, i saw how ridiculous women's key chains were vs a mans key chain. The only reason I could you even caring about this is because you have some ridiculously huge key chain, which means you're probably a douche/idiot. If now, sorry for judging.

Mar 18 2012 9:46PM

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eheath

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If NOT.

Mar 18 2012 9:47PM

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1337

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lol'd at his post, but you are 100% correct. My aunts and grandmother all have stupid keychains with so many things attached, it totally defeats the ability to just stick them in your pockets

Mar 18 2012 9:48PM

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japanada

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Crazy Fool

Car key, house key, little local liquor store vip points thingy, qdoba card, and a redbull key chain.

Mar 18 2012 9:49PM

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one item from your arbitrary limit.

And I got mad keys for all my cars, and houses.

Mar 18 2012 9:49PM

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Spinoza

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Crazy Fool

Car key, house key. I dont know what the 3rd one is but I dont want to get rid of it, just in case.

Mar 18 2012 9:49PM

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eheath

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Like I said, there are exceptions. Obviously if you have mad cars and houses, you probably have more keys. A real man chain has a car key and a house key. But, who doesnt want a button? and a carabiner to hold it to yourself.

Mar 18 2012 9:50PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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car key, house key, and mailbox key. all dangling from a black Guinness lanyard.

Mar 18 2012 9:51PM

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collinder

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On my carabiner I have: Truck key, truck fob, house key, garage key, camper top key for truck, gym locker key, gym security fob, and cottage key.

I don't think that constitutes as "chick keys"

Mar 18 2012 9:52PM

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yeahno

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Clemson Lanyard, Car key, 2 house keys. thats it.

Mar 18 2012 9:52PM

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GORILLA.

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my mom has about 30 keys and 2 keychains attached to her car key, and im not even fucking around.

when i take her car i sound like i have fucking jingle bells in my pocket and they irritate my legs when i go skiing.

Mar 18 2012 9:53PM

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1337

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you know you're an alcoholic when....

heheh just kidding man ;)

Mar 18 2012 9:55PM

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mmallender.

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sweet jesus.... also, not only is it a sort of a man code thing, but having a really heavy set of keys dangling from your ignition is a not only bad for the ignition, causing it to wear out faster, its annoying trying to drive with some bullshit clanking around and bouncing on your leg, and you look silly

Mar 18 2012 9:56PM

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Timmy.

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oh shit vdub!! what kind, i lost my camera but orange stx lanyard with the same key you have on the end

Mar 18 2012 10:04PM

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yeahno

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could be audi..

Mar 18 2012 10:05PM

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Hubsta

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So many of you are lacking the most important item, a bottle opener!

Mar 18 2012 10:08PM

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Timmy.

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haha i actually was thinking that immediately after posting hoping no one would notice

Mar 18 2012 10:09PM

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Big.L

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I just have a black lanyard with my jeep key, the lock and unlocker button, the key to my safe and my Price Chopper card, oh and a Rome bottle opener that came with a pair of gloves it's pretty handy

Mar 18 2012 10:09PM

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james6345789

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You gotta get a big janitor key ring and just get as many keys as possible

Mar 18 2012 10:11PM

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mmallender.

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if you really know whats up, you will never need a bottle opener. real men use the edges of hard objects, rings, lighters, teeth, rocks, other bottles, and so on.

^^^ definitely the sickest keychain i have ever had. came with a pair of muska signature models i bought when i was in grade 4, and vowed that when i owed a car it would be my keychain haha.

^^ *uhenado* got it right, 07 4 door gti

Mar 18 2012 10:12PM

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Timmy.

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hell yeah dude i got an 04 2door gti

Mar 18 2012 10:13PM

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mmallender.

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tiiight! theyre so much fun, picked mine up thursday haha, super amped on it if you cant tell haha.

Mar 18 2012 10:16PM

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Peter.

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on my black adidas lanyard: nissan key, nissan fob, house key

Mar 18 2012 10:18PM

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Timmy.

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you have no idea i got mine like a week and a half ago it was mad dirty when i bought it but i took a carpet cleaning machine cleaned it all out, just bought headlights taillights and leds, buying coilovers and wheels next haha

Mar 18 2012 10:19PM

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Petersaurusrex

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Mar 18 2012 10:22PM

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MountainManDan

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Loner

House key, bedroom key, car key, utility key (with bottle opener, screwdriver, knife etc.) ...and key from old house I believe.

Mar 18 2012 10:23PM

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Spinoza

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Crazy Fool

"what am I, a medieval Dungeon Master". - Jerry Seinfeld

Mar 18 2012 10:31PM

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TechnoPotamus

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Crazy Fool

keep hoes locked up on the reg

Mar 18 2012 10:36PM

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cubber

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I just got this new bullet keychain and couldn't leave Dollar Days without it..

cause look what it does! it's zippo style. yay!

Mar 18 2012 10:54PM

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GoldenGrahams

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Newb

epic

Mar 18 2012 10:59PM

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.AR6rider.

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End of a Michigan State lanyard (I hated having a full lanyard but like to have something to attach my keys to, so I just keep them on the buckle part)

Car key (FJ)

Car key + key fob (STI)

House key (my house)

House key (parents' house)

Bottle opener

LA Fitness membership swipe card thing

Bike lock key

I have nine items! Haters gonna hate.

Mar 18 2012 11:07PM

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nkmo.

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Ring 1: Car Key, Car FOB, Key Twirler
Ring 2: House key, ski/bike rack key, parents' house key, safe key, bike lock key
Ring 3: Work key, work FOB

Mar 18 2012 11:08PM

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Toasty.

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its funny cause i had those kind of keys when i was in germany. when ever i unlocked my house i felt like i was opening a dungeon.

but on my i have a car key, key fob, house key, ymca membership card thing.

Mar 18 2012 11:09PM

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Bill.Nye

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Counter clockwise from top

Carabiner, PO Box, 2 house keys (handle and bolt), ski locker, truck shell, truck remote, truck key, Mammoth Brewing Company bottle opener, and GF's ski locker (which I just needed one day and forgot to take off).