You're walking home from your daily necessities, ready to relax after a long, hard day. Suddenly, you hear a roar behind you and you look back, seeing a small hill formed from all the excess snow pushed along by the tractors, only to see this thing at the top:
.
It beckons you to fight against it, and dethrone the beast as The King of The Hill.
You have
two objects of your choice on your person,
and you spot
one random object on the street, before charging the great bear on top of the hill with all your might.
What objects do you have and how do you use them to gain the position as King?
Denizens of Newschoolers, can you defeat The Beast of Snolore Hill?