Replying to Riddle me this...

My buddy told me this would be a good place to post this, Ive been going on ns for like 2 years now but just made an account.  My parents finally agree to buy a ski house so I can get out of the house more (I've been lazy the past couple years).  They tell me they bought this extravagant 7 million dollar home "near aspen" (my dad's a doctor so we are practically swimming in money).  I get here today, first off the wireless sucks, there are only like 3 couch's, so gay, but its not near any mountains! The closest mountain is like 30 minutes away, this house was such a stupid purchase. Im fucking pissed.  What should I do about skiing?
-Connor