Replying to The Burden of Being Republican

>*THE BURDEN OF BEING A REPUBLICAN
>*/Things you have to believe to be a Republican today/:
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>Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy
>made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad
>guy when Bush needed a 'we can't find Bin Laden' diversion.
>Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
>with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
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>The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
>national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
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>A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
>multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
>without regulation.
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>Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
>Clinton.
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>The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
>speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
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>If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
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>A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
>demand their cooperation and money.
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>Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
>care to all Americans is socialism.
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>HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
>heart.
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>A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
>offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
>thousands die is solid defense policy.
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>The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
>Bush's driving and military record is none of our business.
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>Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
>conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers
>for your recovery.
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>You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft
>can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
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>What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
>what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
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