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LOL FUCK ME RIGHT

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TheClap.
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Broke my foot/heel hella bad

been walking on it for a week and decided to go to the ER, got the bad news out 4-6 weeks.

So so far this winter I blew out my left shoulder and now have a broken foot.

Lesson learned, ski within ability and dont do dumb shit drunk.

Anyone else have any good, FUCK ME RIGHT stories

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Jan 29 2012 7:31PM
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applejuice.
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I would just like to claim being there.
Jan 29 2012 7:32PM
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Spinoza
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lol quit falling so hard.


sorry to hear that though,  
Jan 29 2012 7:32PM
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TheClap.
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fact
Jan 29 2012 7:33PM
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[evan]
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Whatd you do?
Jan 29 2012 7:33PM
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yuck
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4-6 weeks sucks , i dont deny that but man it could be worse.

Speaking from experience, I broke my leg and was on crutches for 14 weeks, but kept telling myself it wasnt so bad compared to when my cousin broke her femur and was in traction for 6 weeks and a wheelchair for 6 months.

Keeping it all in perspective makes me feel a lot better, maybe it will work for you too.

Hope you have a successful recovery
Jan 29 2012 7:34PM
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TheClap.
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Rodeo onto a flat down, ate shit shoulder/clavical dunzo but that was about 8 weeks ago

Jumped off my condo deck a few times @ dew tour, shit happens when you play chicago with a buddy at 6am
Jan 29 2012 7:35PM
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KillaSeason
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ouch, + vibes and a quick recovery! the vid of you jumoing is pretty funny tho
Jan 29 2012 7:37PM
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1337
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video is priceless ahahahah

poc back brace on, oh god
Jan 29 2012 7:39PM
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applejuice.
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At least he had the turtle shell on.
Jan 29 2012 7:40PM
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ECB
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i was walking down myrtle near edgars. house and a large african american man came up to me and asked me politely to pull down my pants. he had the nice manners of a gifted guy so i listened. he then fucked my ass sill. fuck me right

holla at ya boi my dog just farted
Jan 29 2012 7:40PM
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TheClap.
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LOL the first two times I didnt have it on, walked back up and was like "would it be more funny if I wore TheFlap's backbrace"

clearly was the right decision
Jan 29 2012 7:41PM
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timmi
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are you out of your fucking mind?!
Jan 29 2012 7:42PM
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TheClap.
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my ex would say im pretty fucked in the head :-)

alcohol makes you do crazy things
Jan 29 2012 7:44PM
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Spinoza
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whats Chicago?
Jan 29 2012 7:45PM
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ECB
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Don't lie, you thought applejuice was in the bush and just wanted to surprise butt sex her from up above.....

you go hard in the motha fucking paint, or bush for this matter
Jan 29 2012 7:46PM
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ECB
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I have a thing for boobies and vaginas....We all got our own niches
Jan 29 2012 7:51PM
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ECB
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I also have a thing for dicks, but I'm only gay on Thursday's, ask any of my friends
Jan 29 2012 7:52PM
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TheClap.
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For drinking: usually played with 2+ people.

With a bottle of liquor (which I played with this time with one buddy) you and your buddy/buddies just pass it around till its empty

with beers: how ever many of you are playing you have -2 beers. So if 8 of your friends are at a table you will have 6 beers. Poured into cups. Take a sip and pass it to the person next to you, they will take a sip and pass. Keep passing beers around till they are gone.

Its just a quick game to get fucked up (ask applejuice.)
Jan 29 2012 7:54PM
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[hamnuts]
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feel better soon!
Jan 29 2012 7:56PM
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timmi
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I've been drunk plenty of times. Never jumped off a balcony!
Although I did wake up covered in paint once. can't explain that...
Jan 29 2012 8:01PM
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Heart
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why would you twixtor that? dat distortion
Jan 29 2012 8:04PM
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applejuice.
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I WOULD JUST LIKE TO CLARIFY I WAS ASLEEP DURING ALL OF THIS BECAUSE IT WAS AT 7AM. After hearing screams and applause however I woke up and found TheClap, with a turtle shell protector on, getting ready to hurdle the deck railing.
Jan 29 2012 8:04PM
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ECB
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is this before or after you cuddled with marsland

i heard marsland was there



And can you clarify the number of african americans that were in the room. I know they have strict quotas in Vermont for this. Just want to make sure everything was legal...
Jan 29 2012 8:06PM
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TheClap.
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aka was on our level at 6am to drink :)


sleep is overrated anyway


I also tried to eat my BlackBerry..... didnt work
Jan 29 2012 8:07PM
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ECB
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so she was on your level at 6am but then when you jumped off the balcony she wasn't on your level because you were a level down right?


Jan 29 2012 8:08PM
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timmi
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god fucking damn lets party.
Jan 29 2012 8:08PM
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TheClap.
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had to go a levell down to level up

had to chase the mushroom to get up another level
Jan 29 2012 8:09PM
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ECB
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get on ma level pj parrish

holla at ya boi


if you're ever on myrtle i have a 3 story house.........you won't.....
Jan 29 2012 8:10PM
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TheClap.
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once im on that #KMDLEVEL ill do just about anything. yes homo
Jan 29 2012 8:11PM
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applejuice.
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DO NOT. Don't even fucking start.
Jan 29 2012 8:11PM
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ECB
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You're welcome to come with him to Myrtle Ave. Bring your pitbull. We can walk pitbulls together.

Then once the drinking begins, and t-money gets all horny and shit, we will see who can jump the highest.
#SwagggggerGetOnMaLevelFappleJuice
Jan 29 2012 8:13PM
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TheClap.
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I dont have a pitbull but can I bring my COON hound?
Jan 29 2012 8:15PM
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ECB
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It should fit in on Myrtle

I'm pretty sure my neighbors have a mutant dog of part collie, part russian baby, because i hear it barking and i only see the russian baby
Jan 29 2012 8:18PM
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TheClap.
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lost it
Jan 29 2012 8:19PM
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OssargYormada
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dislocated my shoulder 6 times since Jan. 2010. haven't been able to ski since.
Jan 29 2012 8:30PM
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BNik
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tore mcl, bitch dumped me, got fired and failed two classes. 2012 has been a blast.
Jan 29 2012 8:34PM
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Pool.
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my friend walked around with a peice of glass stuck in his foot for a week before he realized it, and now hes out for lax season
Jan 29 2012 8:36PM
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Milksteak
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Travis, youre definitely on your trap shit. So chronic.
Jan 29 2012 11:18PM
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ECB
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It was on world street hip hop but they deemed it too hoodrich for their site so its down now
Jan 29 2012 11:18PM
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3dressedupasa9
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wow same here dude. thi morning i rodeod right onto my collar bone and im out 6 weeks. typed this out with one hand
Jan 29 2012 11:25PM
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sherwood4099
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Doing drugs or something man? Jezz..
Jan 29 2012 11:44PM
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TheClap.
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Jan 30 2012 1:26PM
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Clark_Griswold
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Broke my heel last chirstmas didn't go to the ER till after new years. 5 weeks out skiing :( it was fucking awful
Jan 30 2012 1:32PM
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VT_FLO
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lol u dumb
Jan 30 2012 1:36PM
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TheClap.
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yeah i worked 16 hours days last week so i didnt get a chance to go till a week later. NBD
Jan 30 2012 1:54PM
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Spinoza
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would have made a thread with the same title so instead ill just comment in here.

has anyone every taken MODERN SYMBOLIC LOGIC?     well im taking it now,   and suck ass at it.
fuck me im going to actually fail a university course.   dont know why PHL students need this that badly as to make it required,     it is so hard
Feb 1 2012 6:14PM
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dispatchQ_main
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ECB is on fire in this thread
Feb 1 2012 6:42PM
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armadaski44
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true champion. Just remember that you have earned the respect of many a teenager with your shananigans. <---thats a hard word to spell.
Feb 1 2012 6:45PM
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armadaski44
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But my story is having to piss so bad I was pissing off the side of a trail and some dickhead gaper came flying off the trail and smashed into me, breaking my left arm and giving me the worst nut shot ever in creation. I seriously thought I lost my left nut for a day or two
Feb 1 2012 6:47PM
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Lemuel
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Man I wish I got in on the first page.
Feb 1 2012 6:48PM
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