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Pregnant with NS baby

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Jane6
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Opened my mail today and found this.

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inb4 ECB
Jan 24 2012 1:31PM
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Peter.
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vlassic.
Jan 24 2012 4:53PM
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Spinoza
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i dont really know whats going on right now..   is this another weirdo newschoolers love story?
Jan 24 2012 4:58PM
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Jane6
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ahahahahahaha
Jan 24 2012 4:58PM
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Mr.Turtle
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Jan 24 2012 5:03PM
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Spinoza
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+1

but srsly..
Jan 24 2012 5:03PM
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theabortionator
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I'm only a pm away
Jan 24 2012 5:05PM
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Banane.
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Hi :)
Jan 24 2012 5:20PM
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Jane6
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I should change my name to MamaJane. Sounds like the owner of a brothel though.
Jan 24 2012 5:29PM
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[hamnuts]
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hahaha
Jan 24 2012 6:38PM
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GayWolf420
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That's weird, man.
Jan 24 2012 6:41PM
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*monsterskier*
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bahahahaha

i lost
Jan 24 2012 7:07PM
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Jane6
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If you want me to...






No tracksuits though.
Jan 24 2012 7:11PM
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Davy.Crockett
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Ahem
Jan 24 2012 7:11PM
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Jane6
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I fucking love borsjtj! I can ask my mom to teach me how to do it.
Jan 24 2012 7:14PM
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Karma_Police
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best
Jan 24 2012 7:27PM
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ECB
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TheClap is closer....
Jan 24 2012 8:52PM
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J.M
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lost it.
Jan 25 2012 12:03AM
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*Bird
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womens logic
Jan 25 2012 1:10AM
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GrabsForFun
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Threads
Jan 25 2012 4:37AM
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KEVTRON
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CAn plz HaVe bAbIEs? YeS?
Jan 25 2012 4:44AM
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Orrin
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Miraslov... ahahah.
Jan 25 2012 5:06AM
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Abc567def
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this is some serious stalker shit right here
Jan 25 2012 5:26AM
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steezy.stew
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INB4 abortionator
Jan 25 2012 6:38AM
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Deluge
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wut
Jan 25 2012 11:10AM
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act.resist
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o_0
Jan 25 2012 11:16AM
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theabortionator
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.
Jan 25 2012 11:19AM
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GayWolf420
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How did anyone miss this shit right here?
Jan 25 2012 2:04PM
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Masta_Baka
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lawl i caught it
Jan 25 2012 2:34PM
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Chupacabraj
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Jan 25 2012 2:48PM
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ECB
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You guys do realize that if my current deal with this one Russian I'm trying to "obtain" doesn't work out, then I will probably marry OP right?
Jan 25 2012 2:50PM
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alexat955
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oh shit
Jan 25 2012 2:52PM
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theabortionator
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What about the random whore? Why not marry her?
Jan 25 2012 2:53PM
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ECB
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The escort I called but was afraid of getting arrested?


Well I figured out an answer to my problems, if I pay an escort to get filmed while fucking me for a website, it's completely legal.

I just am low on funds and in Albany the only cheap escorts are named Shay or LeSandra and weight more than me......
Jan 25 2012 2:56PM
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theabortionator
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Word. Let me know, I'll invest in your adventures. You could always go over by mclellan ave area schectconnect and find some budget ass. Teeth may or may not be included though
Jan 25 2012 3:00PM
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ECB
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That is true

I was rolling down in Arbor Hill a few days ago at the print shop I like to go to and this is the same place that last time i was there the lady called my jeep a GPS......
Needless to say I think I found my inner-self and have inspired myself to become a rapper
Jan 25 2012 3:03PM
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DayMan
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What the fuck is going on in this thread? I'm so confused..
Jan 25 2012 3:28PM
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Jane6
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Its a christmas miracle!
Jan 25 2012 6:02PM
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ECB
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No, I'm still in on it, in fact I get letters (e-mails) probably 5 times a week from different potential victims/wives

The only thing is, if OP is willing to come to America for free and marry me, I save a lot of money. And she knows English, which might actually be a disadvantage in the court of law.....
Jan 25 2012 7:17PM
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Jane6
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I feel so dirty :(
Jan 25 2012 7:39PM
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ECB
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I already told you, it's wrong to be a whore, unless you are my whore...
Jan 25 2012 9:12PM
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WestWoods
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Threads for If I decide to Sig this! hahah


Jan 25 2012 9:14PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Jan 25 2012 9:15PM
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ORDEAL
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OP i like your face
Jan 25 2012 9:18PM
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Macblizzle
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second picture now on antiduckface.com
Jan 25 2012 10:43PM
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broto
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Jan 25 2012 11:00PM
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DIX~
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Jan 26 2012 12:07AM
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theabortionator
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How much can you make/ how long do you have to be married? Like 3 years?


I might want in
Jan 26 2012 3:40AM
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Aidan-G
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I don't even understand this thread
Jan 26 2012 3:41AM
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Jane6
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Not cool, man!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 26 2012 5:52AM
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Aidan-G
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i'm so confused. you're pregnant but someone sent you a card saying the baby has arrived? i'm confused
Jan 26 2012 5:56AM
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