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Woman Logic

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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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theBearJew
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Hahahahaha
May 10 2012 4:48PM
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Toasty.
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This girl have known since 1st grade and have dated before, we started talking a lot when i was still in germany. And she was like oh i can't wait to see you and all this other stuff. Then when i got back from germany we hung out like once or twice and stuff but still talked all the time.

But she has a bf, that goes to college 3 hours away. And myself, and DUKES, and all my other friends all think that she is using me in a way. I'm just her backup while her bf is gone. cause when ever he is home on the weekends i never hear from her till monday night pretty much.

And i finally got tired of her acting like that so i went to her house about 2 weeks ago and told her that I'm tired of being her backup and everything. And then i just walked out of her house. So i thought we were done, i cut her off and that was it.

Then last week i started getting pm's from her on fb saying how she wants to break up with her bf. heres the pm's. This is the first time she has ever came to me with "problems" so i was never in the friend zone.

Megan - i think imma end it with zack.... i know you don't really want to hear my problems but i just need someone to talk to....

me - honestly i don't mind hearing that

Megan - i cry every night... thats not how a relationship should be

me - nope, normally shouldn't be. What does he do?

Megan - get mad at me all the time. he's never here so i feel like he's a boyfriend that i never see just talk to

me - ya i can understand that. I knew it had to be kinda weird cause he is so far away

megan - its like we arnt even dating...

me - then end it...

megan - i want to but its hard to do after dating for so long

me-ya i know... but if it needs to be done it needs to be done. but I'm not trying to tell you what to do

megan - i know cory! i cant tho...

And thats about it. Yesterday she asked me to come over and hang out. and go over to the school with her puppy to hang out and stuff. And she was really happy to be hanging out with me and everything with me. and thats it. /end massive post
May 10 2012 6:42PM
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k-fred
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^ ladies men cult, not womam logic thread haha
May 10 2012 6:46PM
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skithesprings
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you have more woman logic than she does. She comes to you to assure her that breaking up with her boyfriend is the right thing to do and then tries to hang out with you, obviously you could be getting that pussy. Is she fat or ugly or something? I don't get it, why don't you just smash that shit?
May 10 2012 6:51PM
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Toasty.
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she's definitely not fat or ugly or anything. really cute. I have been trying but doesn't always happen that easy
May 10 2012 6:53PM
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Toasty.
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its a little of both
May 10 2012 6:54PM
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DUKES
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yeah pretty his post was a situation that made you question a womens' logic while asking a question of what to do
May 10 2012 6:57PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Methinks you're just caught up on melanie.
May 10 2012 6:58PM
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Toasty.
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little bit of it. i forget about then a week or 2 later i get a wild text from her
May 10 2012 7:00PM
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El_Barto.
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Nice
May 10 2012 7:27PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Even on Twitter people are nosey as fuck.




Oh my fucking lord

May 10 2012 8:28PM
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MAXWELL.
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noticed that my sister spent 45 minutes doing her hair this morning. rushed to get out the door cause she was late for school, she didn't have time to grab a coat or umbrella so the rain fucked up her hair. woman logic?
May 10 2012 9:17PM
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klayer_9
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hahahahahahahahaah totally makes sense.
May 11 2012 1:50AM
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leninlover
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Saw this the other day had to post.....
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May 11 2012 2:29AM
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EC-Skier
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i dont know if this is the friend zone, my ex used to call me bud.
May 11 2012 8:16AM
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theBearJew
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Not woman logic! but sound logic instead from a woman!!!
May 11 2012 1:39PM
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phreshpow
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hahahaha YES
May 11 2012 2:08PM
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Bill.Nye
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I want to have babies with that woman.
May 11 2012 2:43PM
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.AR6rider.
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Sandwiches are overrated. Make me a steak, bitch.
May 11 2012 2:44PM
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Bill.Nye
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Steak sandwich.
May 11 2012 2:46PM
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theBearJew
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#TEAMSINGLE for a reason.
May 11 2012 3:15PM
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.AR6rider.
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I like the way you think.
May 11 2012 3:16PM
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icon1234
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Not sure how this is friend zone... What else was she supposed to say...
May 11 2012 3:54PM
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Bill.Nye
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There could have been no word where "buddy" is.
May 11 2012 3:56PM
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icon1234
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True... still think whoever posted that was reading to much into it.
May 11 2012 4:00PM
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Bill.Nye
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Possibly.
May 11 2012 4:05PM
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k-fred
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christina, marry me haha
May 11 2012 4:17PM
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S.Ki
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JohnLemieux Marry me please. All your posts are golden. Everywhere i look there are high end quality fucking great posts.

May 11 2012 5:39PM
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Bill.Nye
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May 11 2012 5:54PM
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Relish_man
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at least you have better standards than ECB...
May 11 2012 8:18PM
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pbandj
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i think the logic here is evident
May 12 2012 12:28AM
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NPF
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#THUG4LIFE
May 12 2012 4:30AM
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lorax
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bitches be trippin. Basically last school year i told this girl i have liked for a long time, who was into me as well, how I felt about her, and for some reason it made her like me less. we didn't talk all summer, and then this school year she tells me she misses hanging out with me. So we start chilling again. Anyway i give her shit sometimes because she's latina, and I never thought much of teasing her ocassionally. So then she proceeds to tell me that she wishes I was nicer to her. so the next three weeks I go out of my way to treat her super nicely, buy her lunch all the time ect. She noticeably appreciates my effort to treat her nicely. And here I am thinking i'm finally gonna get with her, and I went to lunch with her friday and she tells me she has a date with some other guy at my school. I hate the friendzone.
May 13 2012 3:28PM
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Bill.Nye
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Racist
May 13 2012 3:30PM
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bustinthejus
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My good sir, you gotta find a happy medium between douche bag and door mat. Although I agree it's woman logic and it's dumb as fuck, you gotta play your cards right if you're going to get anywhere with women.
May 13 2012 3:31PM
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Relish_man
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Him mom hitting my right in the face with woman logic:
her: there weren't any bird seeds at the grocery, we'll have to go to the other place.
me: the other place?
her: yeah, you know, the other place!
me: (turn left on the next street)
her: that's not where I told you to go, I said to the other place? do you know where the other place is?
me: -_-
May 13 2012 4:25PM
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Relish_man
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sparknotes: women fail to vocalise their thoughts and get mad at men for not understanding.

Brilliant example portrayed in Mr Bean's christmas:
(6:23-6:50)

and then
(5:50-6:35)
May 13 2012 4:28PM
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roddy116
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why the fuck can i not stop watching that?
May 13 2012 4:30PM
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lorax
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not in a racist way, i just tease her about her accent sometimes, stuff like that.
May 13 2012 5:55PM
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LiquorLanch
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Me-"yo what up"

Her"I cant text I got my phone taken away"

The fuck? She think im that stupid or what?
May 13 2012 6:01PM
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BROSEIDON
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seems like it's over 9000 if you ask me
May 13 2012 9:11PM
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tBatt
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This is absolutely ridiculous.

Her: mer Theodore. i really like Cody. but i feel like i keep getting mixed messages

Me:I don't really know what to tell you.
I would say talk to him
but clearly you won't do that.
so I don't have anything else for you.

Her: i do talk to him. but i dont have the balls to be like WHAT ARE WE STOP SENDING MIXED MESSAGES

Me: well, yeah. and until you do, you won't have an answer.

Her: ugh why are you guys sooooo dang complicated

Me: lets see here.
"he won't tell me what he's thinking if I don't ask him. Why are guys so complicated?"
do you see any problem here?
it's not complicated.
you're just doing it wrong.

May 13 2012 10:18PM
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Anathema
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woman logic.

DEMANDS WE HAVE FUN TOGETHER ,

WONT DO ANYTHING TO START THE FUN TIMES.




yeah i said it. GETatME

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May 13 2012 10:21PM
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KJacks
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Heres my women logic for the weekend.

I put in a ton of ground work with this one girl. Her best friend comes up to me Friday night absolutly shit faced, and asks me for a ride home. Ive been friends with this girl for a long time so naturally i agree. This drunk chick decides it was a good idea to try to hookup with me, but i like her best friend a shit ton, so i brushed it off and dropped her off at home. The next day i see this other girl that i like/had a thing with, and she was pissed at me for driving her friend home? She would have been mad if i hadn't driven her home or if i had done anything with her. Needless to say im confused.
May 13 2012 11:40PM
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TRASHY.
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Your choice in girls is fantastic....
May 13 2012 11:42PM
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Anathema
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yeah well, itd be nice to see if for just once she can own up to shit rather than put everything on me.


still waiting for that moment to come.
May 13 2012 11:44PM
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Toasty.
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yesterday the girl megan texts me

Megan - I'm sorry about everything and how i led you on for so long

me - k thanks..

megan- Thanks?? Thats it

me - What do you want me to say? Thanks for leading me on for the last 3 months for nothing. And you tell me how it might mean something that you kept acting that way.

She didn't say anything after that. But then i just let her know.

Me - megan you know i had feelings for you. And I want to know who you are picking.

megan - Zacks going to northwestern with me next year.

me - so thats a no?

megan - Yea thats a no

me - Well thank you, now i don't have to wonder anymore.

Havnt heard from her since.
May 14 2012 12:51AM
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timmi
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Not really woman logic...More you just posting your own rejection online...this is awkward...
May 14 2012 1:51AM
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TheStamos
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Oh Shit. been so busy i forgot to add some "logic"


  I told her we dont have to fuck, then we fuck for like 3 weeks and its great. Then she says she wasnt ready to have sex? WTF?
  Hey wanna be my girlfriend since were fucking a bunch and like spending time together?  " i dont like titles" ok thats fine whatever but its just me and you right" yeah"  1 week later SHE under her own idea and power makes it FB official out of the blue. 2 days later she freaks the fuck out. and says its all moving too fast.
  That weekend, "Lets meet in Davis for lunch" i say alright im down , but at this point im wary since we havent talked in like 3 days. Begs me for affection aka" how do i get affection from you" then we walk around makin out holdin hands and have a fun afternoon. Then i head up top Truckee to start work the next day and get some more gay ass texts about her needing to be alone.  
    moral of the story, I Attract Bipolar girls.
May 14 2012 2:09AM
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DUKES
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story is that she would be friendly yet flirty. he would ask about the relationship. she'd say "oh we are just friends, since i have a boyfriend" So he's friendzoned. She gets a lil situation with her boyfriend turns to toasty. He asks her whats the situation. She says her relationship is iffy with her and her boyfriend. Brings toasty to the terms that he and her will possibly have a thing. Basically toasty is just waiting. girl can make up her mind and boom goes back to her boyfriend. Woman Logic. sorry for spelling and grammatical errors im on cell
May 14 2012 5:25AM
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