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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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k-fred
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hahah are you dumb? throw a hot glass of water on your window when it's -20 celcius outside and see what happen loool
May 6 2012 11:41PM
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Bill.Nye
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Either one can theoretically cause a crack and both should be discouraged. A scraper is the way to go.
May 6 2012 11:47PM
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CrotchKiller
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im all about my scrapers
May 7 2012 12:52AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Lost so hard!
May 7 2012 2:55AM
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MASkier
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not a lot of pink names on this thread...
May 7 2012 11:33AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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What I was told today

le girl-I hate this guy so much. I hate him, but I am still sleeping with him.
Le me-What?
Le Girl-I hate when he talks, when he looks at me, I just wish he would shut up and just have sex with me.
Le me-Ok...so why not find another guy?
Le Girl-I dont know. Its because he plays ******** and I dont know.
Le me-Youre making no sense. Women logic.
Le Girl-I know. Teenage girls are fucked up
Le me-At least you admit it.
May 7 2012 6:01PM
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2_fadez
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LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE
May 7 2012 6:22PM
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paige.
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You do realize that 'status' is characters from a Disney show don't you? Zoey = Britney Spears little sister who got preggers.
May 7 2012 6:28PM
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HorsecockTony
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how old are you?? and what does that have to do with sexism?
May 7 2012 7:40PM
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NPF
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hahahahaha
May 8 2012 3:30AM
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Abc567def
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I am currently in bed with my GF right now and that is exactly how i'm sitting/sleeping
May 8 2012 3:50AM
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Jane6
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hahaha maybe not women logic (or is it...?) but I cannot stop laughing


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May 8 2012 8:51AM
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CliffyByro
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
May 8 2012 8:57AM
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Jane6
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May 8 2012 8:57AM
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Anathema
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May 8 2012 9:06AM
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Mike-O
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May 8 2012 9:09AM
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Anathema
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hurrdurrrr that's why it said luke warm water.

seriously though, pour boiling water into a cold glass to make coffee and likely nothing will happen. but poor some cold water into a glass fresh out of the dishwasher and the bottom is going to fall out of it.
May 8 2012 9:13AM
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84891jnf92048
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May 8 2012 9:18AM
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bdarb207
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Frozen windshield this winter with tiny crack. Turn defroster on for two minutes come back to car crack along the entire windshield. Extreme temperature change in either direction can do it.
May 8 2012 12:04PM
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2_fadez
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Thats from 'God Bless America'.
Fake clip I'm pretty sure, but hilarious movie. There are a couple threads about the movie I think
May 8 2012 1:34PM
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k-fred
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my exact reaction
May 8 2012 2:00PM
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Goku
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Stupid fucking bitches

8th Grade
Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: What?!?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: YES!
*Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*
*Exactly One Month Later*
Girl's friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.!
Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.}
... ... ...
#DONT READ
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi.
Boy: How's it going?
Girl: It's fine.
Boy: What's wrong?
Girl: I think we should break up..
Boy: What..?
Girl: We should break up.
Boy: Why..?
Girl: It`s Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/:
Boy: I can change that.
Girl: I've never met your family..
Boy: I can change that.
Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..
Boy: I wish I could change that.
Girl: I'm sorry.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I Have To Go..
Boy: Thanks for trying..

{Next day:}
Boy: Hey.
Girl: I'm sorry..
Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
Girl: Okay.../;

{Freshman year:}( 9th Grade )

Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody.

{Sophomore year:}( 10th Grade )

Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)
Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody.

{Junior year:} ( 11th Grade )

Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp)
Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -&&- Always Will!
Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else.
Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)

{The next day:}
Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)

Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m one. I Love You♥ Don`t Forget That!!(:

Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.)

{The next day:}
Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)
Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
Boy: She's better?
Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.
Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)

{The Next Day, At Her Funeral!)
Boy: (Asks to speak)
Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing-
All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone.... I Wish I Could Change That.!
Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)
~
The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28.
Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./:
Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight:)
Repost If You Have A Heart And Want To Find A Cure
May 8 2012 5:29PM
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geteducated
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May 8 2012 5:44PM
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AGOF
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that post gave me cancer
May 8 2012 5:49PM
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razors-chaz
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Please stop quoting that thing its hurts enought to see it once.
May 8 2012 6:02PM
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S.Ki
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Quoting for awesomeness
May 8 2012 6:20PM
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*TURBONERD*
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What the fuck. Also, why was every single word in caps?
May 8 2012 6:55PM
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Bill.Nye
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Why? Because Fuck You That's Why.
May 8 2012 6:56PM
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84891jnf92048
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It Makes Me Feel Like I Have To Say Every Word Like It Is A Separate Sentence And Add Much More Punch To Each Word.
May 8 2012 7:06PM
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danderson.
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When girls start drama then post about hating it on Facebook.
May 8 2012 7:25PM
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bustinthejus
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This so much... it seems that every girl I talk to these days has some problem with one girl or another. WHY CAN'T THEY ALL BE FRIENDS!? Even girls that are supposed to be friends start shit between each other, talk behind each other's backs, have fights like every other week, etc. Ladies, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
May 8 2012 8:18PM
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EC-Skier
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holy shit, youre right. i just read that that way haha
May 8 2012 8:55PM
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Relish_man
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Fuck my Fucking Fuck that Fuck was Fucking Fucked iwanttodienow
May 8 2012 9:09PM
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CliffyByro
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made me think of this:

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May 8 2012 9:14PM
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theBearJew
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why not just say what the fuck you mean.
May 8 2012 10:04PM
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Relish_man
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Here, I made the guys version:

WHAT WE SAY: What we actually mean

ALL WOMEN SHOULD READ THIS AND FUCKING LEARN FROM IT.
May 8 2012 10:06PM
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Bill.Nye
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Wow!

That's not a compliment I'm just surprised anyone could be so stupid as to think that way.
May 8 2012 10:15PM
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YoungQuinton
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heard this one a while back

"Hes the perfect guy for me, but there is just no spark"


May 8 2012 10:49PM
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bootleg_BEN
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That reminds me of the one that says


She says: Have fun

She really means: have a terrible time without me


When i say have fun i mean have FUN
May 8 2012 11:12PM
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Anathema
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May 8 2012 11:15PM
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feihlination
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lol
May 9 2012 7:02AM
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Chuffin
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Not all that related but hilarious nonetheless.

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May 9 2012 10:19AM
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bootleg_BEN
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Haha if you watch closely he turns to run her over again.

Haha god damn
May 9 2012 10:27AM
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Goku
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May 9 2012 5:34PM
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gotti
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^ id fuck
May 9 2012 7:00PM
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baaangthat
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would not watch if those boobs werent out
May 9 2012 7:14PM
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Kreech
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I lost it so fucking hard
May 9 2012 7:16PM
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k-fred
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of course you'd fuck her... it's melanie iglesias
May 9 2012 7:20PM
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Tinga
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i like this picture with the caption:

"and suddenly gravity got a lot stronger"
May 10 2012 3:00PM
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ShredMasterPlus
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May 10 2012 4:46PM
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