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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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FBGM
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Hate to break it to you, but she was born in 1995.
May 3 2012 9:47AM
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Goku
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May 3 2012 12:37PM
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Jane6
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hahahah waaaaat


but yeah, I still think people who were born in 97 and later are toddlers. I have a hard time adapting.
May 3 2012 12:42PM
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skithesprings
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May 3 2012 12:52PM
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Relish_man
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hahaha that's a boomshakalaka of epic proportions
May 3 2012 1:09PM
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theBearJew
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this. forgot to add the wall you are pushed up against.
May 3 2012 1:12PM
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FBGM
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Hahahaha so true
May 3 2012 10:57PM
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m-tang
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Shot down!
May 3 2012 11:08PM
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Pool.
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sort of woman logic
May 3 2012 11:57PM
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Lemuel
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I still think people born in 94 and later are toddlers.

^and that's not women logic, thats just everyone
May 4 2012 12:36AM
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k-fred
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woooow I'm born in 94 and I'm 18, I aint a toddlers haha
May 4 2012 12:54AM
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Bill.Nye
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It's past your bedtime.
May 4 2012 12:54AM
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k-fred
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watch out! I'm a badass

May 4 2012 1:02AM
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Bill.Nye
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May 4 2012 1:11AM
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CrotchKiller
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if this is true, then im a girl.
May 4 2012 12:47PM
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BROSEIDON
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And I am too
May 4 2012 12:53PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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As am I. Anyone who isnt sad when a dog dies has no heart.
May 4 2012 1:17PM
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Puzzled
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#womanlogic
May 4 2012 1:33PM
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Poems
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Well fuck man, did that happen to you?
May 4 2012 2:40PM
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razors-chaz
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if its as it says in the picture that somebody is more sad because a fictional character of a dog died in a film, than a person dying in real life, then yeah its not logical. clearly they haven't had somebody close to them die. I can kind of understand that you would be sad about the death of the character of the dog as film-makers make you build a emotional relationship with the characters in their film, over the death of somebody you didnt know, or barely knew as you don't have any form of relationship, people need to get a grip and realise, its just a film, the dog hasn't actually died.
May 4 2012 2:58PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Dogs>Humans on the whole.

They need three things: Food, exercise, and someone to love them. Ill take that any day over a human
May 4 2012 3:38PM
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Bill.Nye
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You forgot somewhere to poop.
May 4 2012 3:40PM
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Puzzled
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I'm taking that Wilson ball in Cast Away over any humans, it only needs one thing, love........




We're all glad you own a dog.
Get real, its still an animal and I still have a heart.
May 4 2012 3:56PM
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Bill.Nye
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Quoting to prove I'm not racist.
May 4 2012 5:46PM
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shintastic48
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This man has the right idea here.
May 4 2012 8:34PM
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Bill.Nye
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This just came up on my newsfeed. It's kinda disgusting that people just use these to get a shit load of subscribers on their facebook.

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May 4 2012 9:04PM
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bustinthejus
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Seriously. That's all I fucking see on Facebook now.

"Like if you remember this!"
"Like if you're against animal cruelty!"
"Like if you're cool!"


For fuck's sake I didn't know all my friends were 12 year old girls looking for attention...
May 4 2012 9:10PM
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geteducated
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they are the equivalent of a chain letter.
May 4 2012 9:48PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Love is all mental. But thats just a technicality. Not denying your lack of a heart, just saying dogs are more loyal than humans.
May 4 2012 11:57PM
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Mike-O
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What about the "Teee hee heee, press L to see what happens ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) !!!!"

Ugh.
May 5 2012 4:25AM
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NPF
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hate 99.9% of things people put on facebook. mostly what the girls do. "like this its like totally gonna save and and stuff!"

.........
May 5 2012 4:36AM
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S.Ki
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May 5 2012 4:53AM
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feihlination
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best part is even girls dont know why
May 5 2012 7:00AM
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ChaseW
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awesome thread
May 5 2012 11:54AM
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Relish_man
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Hahahahaha
May 5 2012 12:41PM
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Relish_man
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dub post, but... wat?
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feel like calling the grammar cops on this one
May 5 2012 12:58PM
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Raptor.
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i'm pretty sure that that is completely legitimate.
May 5 2012 1:00PM
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Mike-O
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"You will never know how important you are to me."

Sounds fine, what's the joke here?
May 5 2012 1:00PM
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Relish_man
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it flows really weird, I don't think it's the time to employ the contracted form of ''you are''. But I just find it generally strange that girls take these bizarre pictures of pieces of paper
May 5 2012 1:14PM
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phreshpow
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grammatically it is technically fine, but you're right that it sounds like shit with the contraction haha
May 5 2012 1:19PM
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Lemuel
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May 5 2012 5:15PM
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Bumblesteeze
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I don't understand why girls say "We are smarter emotionally".
Makes 0 sense..

May 5 2012 6:06PM
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2_fadez
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May 6 2012 2:00AM
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Bill.Nye
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I like how the first one was "you should get your price with your legs closed" and the second was "if you're hot you can call me tonight."
May 6 2012 2:03AM
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Mike-O
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May 6 2012 5:21PM
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Goku
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May 6 2012 11:08PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I do the same thing. Neon 4 lyfe.
May 6 2012 11:20PM
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geteducated
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May 6 2012 11:20PM
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Bill.Nye
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Putting warm water on a frozen car window is bad advice too
May 6 2012 11:23PM
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Anathema
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warming up something cold isnt really a problem. it's rapidly cooling off something hot that causes problems.
May 6 2012 11:35PM
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