sorostitutes... I fucking hate them.
Hooking up next to your pledge twin while she’s hooking up, then your Big switches places with your pledge twin. family bonding time. TSM
-Illinois
If you really just HAVE to participate in group sex, it should be something you keep to yourself, and I guess the rest of the group.
Causing a scene when you don’t win sweetheart, NS. Your sisters spreading rumors about the girl who beat you quietly for the rest of formal, TSM.
-Kentucky
As long as you’re throwing tantrums that she doesn’t see, it’s okay.
Baking your own birthday cake since you make the best ones anyway. TSM
-Kentucky
Nobody likes you, everyone hates you, I guess you should go eat worms.
Knowing you’re in the right sorority because none of your friends get eiffel towered. TSM.
-Colorado
THAT’S how you know?
Forcing your favorite frat boy to skip his initiation party to attend your formal. TSM.
-Wisconsin
This is why you shouldn’t date pledges. Oh, and you’re a bitch.
We don’t give bids to any girls who haven’t worn a Lilly at least two days of rush. TSM
-Anonymous
Your founders would be proud.
Obviously he just couldn’t handle your beauty TSM
-Missouri
Yes, you’re too pretty. That’s why he wants nothing to do with you.
We were about to have sex, but then he threw in the bathroom and I pissed in the garbage can. TSM
-New Jersey
Well, that’s as good a reason as any to forego intercourse.
Yea i ate…i had a cig and line for dinner. TSM
-Pennsylvania
Mmmmm. A well-balanced meal.
Wine in one hand, dick in the other. TSM
-Georgia
Nobody likes hand jobs.