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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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PacificRimJob
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How come they always bitch at us when we don't put the toilet seat down, but its RIDICULOUS for us to ask them to put the seat back up?

...fucking bullshit
Apr 23 2012 10:16PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
^ damn, never thought of it that way. It is bullshit.
Apr 23 2012 11:29PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
A lady died you know. There's blood on your wiener.
Apr 23 2012 11:41PM
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no_steeze
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you can end the conversation once and for all by simply saying "so would you rather i leave the seat down and try not to pee all over it?"

or, if that's not enough, actually do it
Apr 23 2012 11:46PM
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Anathema
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breaks up with her boyfriend cause he doesn't treat her like a priority or put effort into her and show he cares.

finds new guy

doesn't treat him like he's a priority or put effort into him and show she cares.



woman logic. care for me in the ways i need you to, but if you need the same thing from me, go fuck yourself.
Apr 23 2012 11:53PM
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k-fred
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there you go brotha

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Apr 24 2012 12:44AM
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Black.Bird
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I was going to help you out by embedding the pic.. THANKS FOR THAT
Apr 24 2012 12:45AM
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Black.Bird
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Is that really what showed up on the site for you?..
Apr 24 2012 12:46AM
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*TURBONERD*
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yeah, is that not what you saw?
Apr 24 2012 12:47AM
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k-fred
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I still see the pic that I embeded, sorry....

Apr 24 2012 12:51AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Have you tried clearing your cookies?
Apr 24 2012 12:52AM
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Tree60
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nah man, hes gotta delete system 32. it's the only option.
Apr 24 2012 1:01AM
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Bill.Nye
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Yeah when I click that link it shows some demon chicks face flashing back and forth. I won't post a pic because it's fucked up but someone be trollin in here.
Apr 24 2012 1:01AM
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Black.Bird
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I'll try that.. Honestly the most startled I've ever been.
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+ A SUPER LOUD SCREAMING SOUND
My computer is possessed.
Apr 24 2012 1:03AM
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Vino
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fuck you I was going to bed in a few seconds
Apr 24 2012 1:03AM
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Black.Bird
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I just did..
Apr 24 2012 1:04AM
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Black.Bird
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Don't blame me.. I was about to do the same.
Apr 24 2012 1:06AM
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*TURBONERD*
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You haven't tried clearing your cookies either, have you? I cleared mine literally right before this because I just fapped, and nothing like that is showing up for me. You might have some sort of mini-virus that just fucks with some links...
Apr 24 2012 1:06AM
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Bill.Nye
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Nope, just cleared my cookies and it's the same thing. Someone's obviously trolling, and I'll admit that's a good one. Fuck that picture.
Apr 24 2012 1:14AM
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Black.Bird
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Nicely done. Guys.
Apr 24 2012 1:18AM
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baaangthat
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hes right. if deleting cookies doesnt work definitely try deleting System32
Apr 24 2012 1:19AM
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k-fred
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yeah it worked for me, I dont see that fucked up chicks. we aint trolling, you guys have some kind of virus or seomthing like that.
Apr 24 2012 1:29AM
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Bill.Nye
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There comes a point in the course of a good troll where you need to stop trolling or your trolling will be diminished by your continuation. Leave at the height of the party.
Apr 24 2012 1:30AM
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k-fred
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ya dont believe me.... try the system 32 thingy, you'll see that I aint trolling
Apr 24 2012 1:35AM
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Brentizzle
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i saw the fucking demon face too and it scared the shit out of me right in front of my gf and i almost got up and ran away. startled as fuck
Apr 24 2012 1:35AM
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k-fred
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ahhhh cmon! gato aint got balls?
Apr 24 2012 1:36AM
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Bill.Nye
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1) I'm on a mac, there is no system 32, and I'm not dumb enough to delete the operating system if I were on a PC
2) I googled the tinyurl link and found that it is supposed to direct to the flash animation of the demon girl, and that it's commonly used for bait and switch trolling

You gotta stop pushing a troll once you've been found out, or you just end up looking stupid.
Apr 24 2012 1:40AM
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k-fred
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just stop feeding me you dumdum haha

Apr 24 2012 1:46AM
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Bill.Nye
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The link was already removed, it's impossible to feed you anymore.
Apr 24 2012 1:48AM
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k-fred
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you are right now, thank you very much sir
Apr 24 2012 1:50AM
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Bill.Nye
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No I'm not, because you're not trolling anymore. Trolling is being intentionally misleading in order to provoke a certain response from someone else. Simply being annoying =/= trolling.

Apr 24 2012 1:58AM
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k-fred
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Apr 24 2012 2:05AM
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Bill.Nye
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Trolling is indeed serious business. I used to do it professionally until my career was ended by a case of AIDS.
Apr 24 2012 2:12AM
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PacificRimJob
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I actually got in a habit of leaving the seat up because my roommate had such bad aim the seat actually had stains on it... and then when he got a girlfriend she'd get epic rage pissed at me for leaving the seat up all the time. She shut the fuck up when I told her the yellowing on the seat had nothing to do with 'age'.

I actually had to buy a new seat because of that kid. dude was straight rogue with where he pointed his dick.
Apr 24 2012 2:30AM
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*TURBONERD*
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damn. we had a good run, fred.
Apr 24 2012 10:15AM
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no_steeze
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it's amazing how people are able to piss all over a bathroom even when completely sober
Apr 24 2012 10:41AM
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Blurst
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You have never forgot that you are peeing and began to walk away from the toilet and pissed all over the place?
Apr 24 2012 11:08AM
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84891jnf92048
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nope. have you ever been paying no attention to where your dick is pointing and piss all over the place, and then frantically race to get your aim in the bowl?
Apr 24 2012 11:15AM
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theBearJew
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Quit being children...

Now lets get back to the point, Woman Logic...

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Apr 24 2012 11:18AM
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cubber
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it's the week before finals right now, super busy week with project presentations every day, so i told le gf not to bother visiting me.
she guilts me into letting her come over, so i oblige, thinking she was going to leave this morning; now she keeps bugging me about going on bike rides and shit when I already told her i have no time.
ntm she's been harping on me to pass all my classes since they started....
Apr 24 2012 1:52PM
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SFBv420.0
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Damn it'll be 15 years of holy matrimony to my soulmate and spancer this month
I'm just gonnna leave this here and chuckle



Apr 24 2012 2:12PM
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84891jnf92048
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congrats!
Apr 24 2012 5:00PM
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matt.s
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this thread made me feel much better.
Apr 25 2012 3:47PM
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Jane6
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I wish I could say the same.
Apr 25 2012 6:46PM
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no_steeze
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girlfriend: "i'm getting my period soon so forgive me if i'm bitchy the next few days"

a few days later

"no god dammit i'm not mad because of my period there're just so many other things going on"
Apr 26 2012 12:43AM
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EC-Skier
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yea this happens most times. Then when another mood swing comes around she usually apologizes and says "sorry its just that time, if i get mad don't take it personally"
Apr 26 2012 11:23AM
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no_steeze
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"i'm feeling really fat and bloated so i ate an egg white on wheat toast for lunch"

--"what else did you have?"

"a grapefruit, a glass of water, and an ice cream sundae"
Apr 26 2012 11:55AM
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Janky
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sounded alright till the sundae lol
Apr 26 2012 11:58AM
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Balto
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gf: no i don't want to go to prom (says this many times over the course of 2 months)
night of prom: *really upset that we didn't go*
me: -___-
Apr 26 2012 12:06PM
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.Apex.
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Apr 26 2012 12:24PM
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