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Automatic flushing toilets suck!!!

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ryano
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i hate these. cuz when you sit down to take a dump, and you lean forward to rest your elbows on your knees they ALWAYS flush on you! ending in shit water spray on your ass.

BUT! NOT ANY MORE!! i have FIGURED OUT the way to STOP this terrible ordeal.

take a piece of toilet paper, and drape it over the sensor before sitting down to do the deed. voila!! no unexpected flushing and spraying of the ass.

you can thank me later. :)
Jan 14 2012 11:37PM
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ORDEAL
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You are a gentleman and a scholar. Well done
Jan 14 2012 11:38PM
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soulskier
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brilliant!
Jan 14 2012 11:39PM
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rareison
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Genius.
Jan 14 2012 11:40PM
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FerrisBueller
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i did this in 5th grade now im remembering
Jan 14 2012 11:41PM
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PJS.
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pics or it didn't suction
Jan 14 2012 11:41PM
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k-fred
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dont really feel the pic on this one
Jan 14 2012 11:44PM
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PJS.
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its a personal decision. joel?
Jan 14 2012 11:45PM
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ORDEAL
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I think I'm just going to cut in here and say video
Jan 14 2012 11:50PM
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PJS.
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if your into that
Jan 14 2012 11:51PM
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Heart
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old man balls?
Jan 14 2012 11:51PM
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ORDEAL
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Uhh who isn't. Puhlease
Jan 14 2012 11:52PM
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bangarangmules
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It is an interesting feeling when it unexpectedly sucks the log right out of your anus however.
Jan 14 2012 11:54PM
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Broken_Rides
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BAck in '95

I had a mickey mouse ballcap on, and some guy disguised as Donald the Duck took it and threw it down a hill.

Then I saw my first auto flush urinal at Disney Land, Scared the fucking shit out of me.

I'm still hunting this son of a bitch down, I'll have my day!

Jan 15 2012 12:43AM
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DayMan
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Ever go on one of those toilets with the automatic plastic sheet covering thing? I had the privilege of using one at this super nice country club. It was sick
Jan 15 2012 1:26AM
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Lé.Skiing
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does if you can jam it between the wall and the metal plate...  depends on how shotty the sensor was installed though.. lol
Jan 15 2012 1:34AM
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S_Jenk
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We have automatic flushing toilets in our dorms, and shit, they suck to puke in.

Nothing worse than having the toilet flush in your face while throwing chunks.
Jan 15 2012 1:45AM
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GayWolf420
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The waters not that bad. It sort of cleanses your asshole.
Jan 15 2012 2:01AM
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WestWoods
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hipster.jpg


Jan 15 2012 2:09AM
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ryano
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Pap_lanks is actually pedobear. Old saggy bear balls
Jan 15 2012 2:15AM
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theabortionator
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hey all float down here. When you're down here with us you'll float too
Jan 15 2012 2:37AM
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GypsyLovin
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Ive never thought of that! Great Idea kind sir!

Jan 15 2012 2:46AM
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TheStamos
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WHat was her name!   Zing.
Jan 15 2012 2:49AM
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SassySloth
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Jan 15 2012 9:02AM
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Nurgle
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I want to say they had them at the Chicago O'Hare Airport. Those things were great... but how do you know they arent being reused?!
Jan 15 2012 9:57AM
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ryano
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THANK YOU!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! No, really, you're too kind!


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Jan 15 2012 11:45PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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First blowjob
Jan 15 2012 11:48PM
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WakeBakeFapNap
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Jan 15 2012 11:50PM
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CheddarJack
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Click for larger image mmmm like a beday
Jan 15 2012 11:52PM
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bangarangmules
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Lol because you're supposed to flush them down when you're done using them.
Jan 15 2012 11:52PM
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