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Capurnicus
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Whats the funniest road signs you've seen? Mine has to be on some Sacremento highway there is a sigh that says BREAST IMPLANTS $2000 bu someone covered up EAST with AIN so it said BRAIN IMPLANTS $2000. Wow i am lame.
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Jun 9 2002 1:46AM
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123ski
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then there are the signs that say, dont shoot the signs, but there are tons of bullet holes in it
'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
Jun 9 2002 1:47AM
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Freestyla_01
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there was this one sign, it was pretty funny.
it just said 'stop'. and it was all red and octogular. i laughed for like 20 mins when i saw it. maaaaan. how stupid can people be? 'stop'?
i mean, come on people.
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Jun 9 2002 4:12AM
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westcoaststyle
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youre a fucking geek shaun
Jun 9 2002 5:17AM
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yeti
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there is a 'hung wang delivery service' in my town...there are like five trucks with hugh wang in huge red letters on the side driving around my city.


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Jun 9 2002 11:06AM
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123ski
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on tom green he was eating soup, and he saw the lard they used to make the noodles, and it said COCK LARD, so tom green was like, I didnt know I am eating Cock Lard, and the japanese people didnt know what he was talking about.
'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
Jun 9 2002 2:58PM
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RaginCajun
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i saw a deer crossing sign one time and it had like 20 tallies on it....
Jun 9 2002 4:18PM
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ski2824
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there's a town here in CT called Myanus, there was a thing on Jackass about it.
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Jun 9 2002 4:24PM
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lineskier321
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there is a sign that says bong recreation area, ill try to find the pic
homophobia is gay

otto: there called fingers, but have u ever seen them fing. o wait, here they go

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
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Jun 9 2002 4:30PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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saw this one that said --- road wet when raining
really?


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Me: In Tech
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Jun 9 2002 6:30PM
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Stinkyprimo
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in the girls change room there is one that says do not kiss the sign.. and it got lipstick everywhere.... oh comeon people i'm not in the girls change room to admire the signs i'm there for more important reasons!!!


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Jun 9 2002 6:30PM
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Drail
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alright... at Niagra Falls there's a sign by these stairs that go down right beside the falls at the base that says 'slippery when wet'... well no shit - the sign is right beside the base of Niagra Falls, it's never not going to be wet.


There's also a town in Newfoundland called 'Dildo'... so yea, that's pretty funny.

Darryl Hunt
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I wanna start my life!! :))' Johan (the swede)
Jun 9 2002 7:12PM
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lineskier321
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homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?














Jun 9 2002 7:54PM
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lineskier321
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dammit it isnt working, just go to these websites
http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?stupid_signs.jpg

http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?slug.jpg

http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?sakta_eller_do.jpg

http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?nuclear.jpg

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?














Jun 9 2002 8:01PM
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sirjibsalot
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i saw this one funny one that said..um...i cant think of one...
oh yeah my nieborhood is called deer run and theres a sign and someone took the d off and put a b so it was BEER RUN!
it was wicked.
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 9 2002 8:39PM
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BrodyLeven
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damn i was in the car today...and i started to think of this same thing. cuz i saw a sign the other day and it was like someonemodified it, and i can't remember it. and it was making me mad. and it still is.

Brody
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Jun 9 2002 9:32PM
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Drail
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There's this town by me called Angus. the town is full of redneck dirty bastards that noone likes... and there's a big sign coming into Angus from Barrie that says 'Angus Come Grow with Us' someone painted the G out of angus than painted pot between gorw and with so the sign said 'Anus Come Grow Pot With Us' i had a good laugh.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I wish I was done with school!!!
I wanna start my life!! :))' Johan (the swede)
Jun 9 2002 9:53PM
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FreshCoast
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i been to Bong Recreation area, lets just say its not all its craked up to be, I didn't see one pot head!
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Jun 9 2002 9:55PM
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skipimp_
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you want funny signs?

i got these two that are gold. We jacked them from jay peak

the first one says: all singles must ride in center of chair...i changer it to say ann singles ...in center of my cock

and the second one is: no loose clothing, no loose hair exposed....it now says no loose vaginas exposed

the funny shit is, we put them both in the back window of my buddies van and cruise all over, we get so many looks, it's hilarious...one time a scout troop was in the van next to us...oh shit it was funny

someone wrote PIG in the dust on the outside of the van once........he was a ass fucker





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Jun 9 2002 10:01PM
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Phrosty
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'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
Jun 10 2002 11:52AM
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