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Pooping with ski boots on

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quadbackscratch
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
I personally hate it . Uncomfortable and limited movement while squatting.
Jan 11 2012 9:59PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62

lulz

+k for making me laugh

Jan 11 2012 10:00PM
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ForeverYung
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Hahaha more karmaz to you
Jan 11 2012 10:01PM
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balltoohard
Posts: 294 - Karma: -9
you just gotta stretch your legs out
Jan 11 2012 10:06PM
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Willgum
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Its always scary when you sit down. You cant ease into it, you basically just plop down onto the seat and it sometimes hurts my toosh:(
Jan 11 2012 10:06PM
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Skibumsmith
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i'm glad i'm not the only one
Jan 11 2012 10:07PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
try masturbating in ski boots
Jan 11 2012 10:09PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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gotta stick my legs out straight. if someone walks in on me, they're gonna think i'm way to relaxed.
Jan 11 2012 10:10PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Pooping with ski gear on is pretty difficult. I mean guys wearing tall tees and xxl stuff, how does that work. When I produce the mud falcon, I have to take my jacket off or its hangin in the bowl, and its a regular cut, so if you got a tall tee and a long cut jacket on, you must have to have a full undressing session to clear a path to the glory hole.
Jan 11 2012 10:10PM
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Simmo
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Someone find that thread about raising ski lodge toilets by 3 inches so you can sit properly with ski boots on.

It had diagrams and shit to explain all the problems of pooping in ski boots
Jan 11 2012 10:12PM
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MRoden
Posts: 753 - Karma: 211
I can relate to this immensely. Having suspenders on is the worst too. Gotta take off a shirt and then the pants punch up above my boots. Same with plopping onto the toilet because I have no control over my feet. Might have cracked the bowl on a toilet once. Wiping is the worse. I wanna say Ive fallen before because the soles of FT's suck and the tile is always wet. When I drop the arm to spread the cheese I lose balance. I always avoid pooping while skiing unless Im at a place that is ski in ski out or the condo is in close proximity so I can properly drop the cosby kids off at the pool.
Jan 11 2012 10:14PM
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d00d
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I like the analogies for what goes on when dropping the kids off at the pool
Jan 11 2012 10:14PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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get fulltilts
Jan 11 2012 10:15PM
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meowmo
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its not that challenging
Jan 11 2012 10:22PM
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coldcuts69
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not fun at all man, i have this problem DAILY.
Jan 11 2012 10:22PM
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sex can get pretty complicated too.
Jan 11 2012 10:24PM
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LAME.
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I always end up with shin bang, I think it might be in my wiping technique.
Jan 11 2012 10:25PM
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oil.
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make sure you shit in the afterband position, for maximum steeze whatever you do........
Jan 11 2012 10:30PM
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NinetyFour
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But totally achievable.
Jan 11 2012 10:50PM
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Clark_Griswold
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 49
So many lols in this thread. but so true, one of the most difficult things. broke one of the plastic bolt on seats last week...
Jan 11 2012 11:04PM
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Midwestoverdose
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This sucks for me...the shitter at my home mountain is nasty and unusaully low, so instead of squatting..I have to fall onto the toilet. Then have to jump to get up, but wait it gets better.....I HAVE F**KING SUSCPENDERS because my pants are big, so have to take of jacket, sweatshirt, long sleve shirt and then have to place the suspencers right. Plus the awkard angle that you sit, its very hard to poop. ):
Jan 11 2012 11:10PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51671 - Karma: 162,604
i hate pooping in reposted threads

yes there are pooping in ski boots threads. why well idk but they exist
Jan 11 2012 11:12PM
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quadbackscratch
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
Only the guy with 16000 posts would know this
Jan 11 2012 11:18PM
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SCC-skis
Posts: 153 - Karma: 34
try pooping in a one piece...
Jan 11 2012 11:23PM
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B-WASS
Posts: 805 - Karma: 285
try full tilts
Jan 11 2012 11:24PM
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Powderhauser
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my lord i just died of laughter at that..
Jan 11 2012 11:25PM
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PJS.
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relatively uncomplicated with proper drainage.





OP: There is nothing like that feeling of desperately stripping off twenty layers in a tiny cramped bathroom while you feel like your gonna shit all over your jiberish.
Jan 11 2012 11:25PM
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jca
Posts: 4171 - Karma: 6,311
it's not like you can ever poo with clothes on your upper body.. it's just physics.
Jan 11 2012 11:31PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
pooping in a tall tee is worse.
Jan 11 2012 11:34PM
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Pool.
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or the scared feeling ur gonna accidently drop a glove into the bowl
Jan 11 2012 11:35PM
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Dmarc
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i have never had to thank god but ive heaard from everyone it sucks
Jan 11 2012 11:58PM
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northeast
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shit before i go, don't eat at the mountain, bing bang boom donesauce. i've never shit at a ski mountain ever unless i knew earlier that day that i was going to.
Jan 11 2012 11:59PM
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Scoota
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worst feeling ever, save it for after skiing no doubt
Jan 12 2012 12:54AM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
try it with at boots, the walk mode makes it 10x easier
Jan 12 2012 1:39AM
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Jibbidy
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As obscene and immature this thread is, I have to agree. Pooping is most comfortable with socks on.
Jan 12 2012 1:58AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4226 - Karma: 10,626
There's always that question of why most skiers wear obscenely huge clothes, and I never thought the answer could be as simple as it is easier to take a shit with incredibly large pants on.
Jan 12 2012 2:17AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
ugg tell me about it... every time i go to yoga class in ski boots, my downward dog just looks way too arched

anyone else?
Jan 12 2012 2:45AM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
The Angle, It's All Wrong.
Jan 12 2012 2:48AM
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alexg1687
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Shitting with ski boots on reopens the whole frontside/backside argument when it comes to wiping. There are complicated physics to work with here...
Jan 12 2012 6:18AM
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quadbackscratch
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
my wiping technique is a hybrid of the front side and back side swipe........... even without boots on ..... i go from the side and flick my wrist when im done applying the paper to my ass..... Alot more freshhh and clean clean...
Jan 12 2012 9:16AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
I was getting ready to go skiing on Monday and threw up on my hoodie and into the recycling bin....with ski boots on
Jan 12 2012 9:29AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
I had no idea anyone else had this problem!
Jan 12 2012 9:31AM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
Haha get fulltilts?
Jan 12 2012 9:36AM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
how do you think wallisch got inspiration for next years hot doggers they are poo colored, and they have rubber soles to grip the floor
Jan 12 2012 10:13AM
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LikeALion
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12

SUCKS!!    i go b4 i ski and i have a powerbar b4 hand and then i dont have to go

easy fix

Jan 12 2012 10:15AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
you have no idea, try pooping in a french toilet ....
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skiboots + porcelain + baggy pants + pretty bad pooping accuracy = hell ....
Jan 12 2012 10:39AM
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Tent
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 682
My snowpannts never go down fr enfough because my boots are in the way, I'm worried about accidently pooping in my pants..
Jan 12 2012 10:44AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
i think that mountains should raise toilet heights for at least a few of the toilets in each bathroom so you can still get the desired 90 degree angle in your knee when you sit down, but still having some regular height toilets for kids or snowboarders
Jan 12 2012 10:50AM
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Peppy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 341
haha.. i was in a slopestyle comp and in warmups i cased a jump pretty freakin badly.. so badly that i pooped my pants.. i ended up with 2nd
Jan 12 2012 11:20AM
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