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Meet Vermin, a Presidential Candidate

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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482

I loled
Jan 8 2012 10:41PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
hahahahahahhahahahaha
Jan 8 2012 10:48PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
fucking that guy must be so baked
Jan 8 2012 10:51PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
I love how he's wearing a boot on his head.
Jan 8 2012 10:57PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
Lol that was puny
Jan 8 2012 11:01PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
this guy is a fucking nut
Jan 8 2012 11:02PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
Oh my god, hahahaha.
Jan 8 2012 11:05PM
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Oh go figure, he is running as a democrat. He's funny but not as funny as Jimmy McMillian "the rent is too damn high"
Jan 8 2012 11:23PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
He's got my vote teeth and ponies are the real issue in this next election
Jan 9 2012 10:51AM
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Jthoms
Posts: 201 - Karma: 13
I lost at the secret dental police kicking down your door
Jan 9 2012 10:53AM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
"In 2000 vermin supreme proclaimed himself 'emperor of the new millennium'"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme

This guy is awesome.
Jan 9 2012 11:21AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
But c'mon, the guy's been around since '88 supposedly, that's dedication for political mockery.

Jan 9 2012 11:25AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
"I am a friendly fascist, I am a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me run your life because I do know what is best for you. Yes, I am a politician I will promise you anything your little electoral heart desires. Because you are my constituents. You are the informed voted public and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make. Vote early vote often. And remember a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away."

Hes got my vote.
Jan 9 2012 11:30AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
he sounds legit ...
Jan 9 2012 11:37AM
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NTPJ
Posts: 173 - Karma: 8
what an absolute champion
Jan 9 2012 11:59AM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Hahahaha yes I have the option to vote for him tomorrow
Jan 9 2012 12:34PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Fuck this guy, I'm writing Tanner Hall in when I vote for president.
Jan 9 2012 12:38PM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
The zombie plan is brilliant.
Jan 9 2012 12:57PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
I'm actually going to vote for him in the primary and election. I have no faith in any of the other candidates and his logic is flawless.
Jan 9 2012 1:06PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
RP?
Jan 9 2012 1:08PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
dude got 43 votes nationwide in '04
Jan 9 2012 1:32PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
this must be an error ?!

i'd expect at least 43 k or something .....
Jan 9 2012 1:34PM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
From who?
Jan 9 2012 1:57PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Definitly has my vote locked in.
Jan 9 2012 2:13PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
haha just watched this in government today
Jan 9 2012 5:19PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
hahahahaha
Jan 9 2012 5:28PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
sooo good
Jan 9 2012 5:32PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,644
lol that was amazing
Jan 9 2012 5:47PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
''and remember a vote for me is a vote wasted''
Jan 9 2012 6:34PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51643 - Karma: 162,229
voting for sure
Jan 9 2012 6:48PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
what a jokester. too bad im voting for randy blythe. http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/lamb_of_god_singer_to_run_for_president.html
Jan 9 2012 6:54PM
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TwinTipCities
Posts: 197 - Karma: 10
"once we switch over to a pony based economy" hahaha
Jan 9 2012 6:58PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
real life Creed Bratton
Jan 9 2012 8:36PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
haha just imagine if he wins
Jan 9 2012 8:38PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Free ponys for everywun!
Jan 9 2012 9:51PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
i lost it there as well
Jan 9 2012 9:53PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Threads.
Jan 9 2012 9:56PM
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introvert
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bamp
Jan 12 2012 5:48PM
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zflink
Posts: 309 - Karma: 283
Vote early, vote often, vote Vermin 2012
Mar 1 2012 7:16PM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
hahahahahha i watched this again today, its too funny. BUMP.
Mar 2 2012 10:19AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Bahahahahahahaha
Mar 2 2012 10:23AM
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