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Sexual innuendos in skiing

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neverbummer
Posts: 196 - Karma: 107
Im just trying to think of funny innuendos in skiing like " Ill butter your box if you jib my rail, can you guys think of some funny ones?
Jan 3 2012 5:12PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I will pee in your butt
Jan 3 2012 5:15PM
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JibbaTheHutt
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,597
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Jan 3 2012 5:16PM
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TheClap.
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Jan 3 2012 5:16PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6112 - Karma: 7,690
I saw a thread like this about a year back. I'm not gonna call you out for a repost though because there is no way I'm going to find that thread. I've heard something along the lines of "I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail
Jan 3 2012 5:17PM
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neverbummer
Posts: 196 - Karma: 107
I found that one, but there were only like five posts in it. This is really important, and I hope you guys contribute for the greater good of the skiing community.
Jan 3 2012 5:19PM
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JBlend
Posts: 299 - Karma: 499
You can ride my lift whenever you want.
Jan 3 2012 5:22PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
hello would you care to interact in a brief bout of sexual intercourse?
Jan 3 2012 5:26PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
does this facemask smell like clorophorm?
Jan 3 2012 5:26PM
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SShield
Posts: 252 - Karma: 65
This Edit

GPSYfeelin CUT № 20 - Dirty slushy park get drilled by huge long skis from Gpsyfeelin on Vimeo.

Jan 3 2012 5:26PM
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uncski
Posts: 101 - Karma: 39
"Excuse me miss, you're sitting on my pole." - Chair Lift 2 weeks ago, yeah I said it.
Jan 3 2012 5:31PM
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neverbummer
Posts: 196 - Karma: 107
tranny finder
Jan 3 2012 5:35PM
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Bamjam
Posts: 200 - Karma: 129
My friend caught his tip on a box and said "Felt that one in my tip."

I told one of my friends to "Grab the tip and shaft of my pole and yank it" cause I was tryna get the grip off.

"I would slay that skier bitch."
Jan 3 2012 5:39PM
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Deluge
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Jan 3 2012 5:42PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
My skis are twin tips; they go both ways. In fact, she'll lipslide your rail and straight line your girl friend's chute all in the same day. She like's it kinky; she once hit a 6 kink, and takes donkey dicks daily.

that's all I got.
Jan 3 2012 5:47PM
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neverbummer
Posts: 196 - Karma: 107
conditions are slushy and warm
Jan 3 2012 5:49PM
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KyleJski
Posts: 46 - Karma: 70
lets fuck
Jan 3 2012 5:51PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
polishing your pole...
planting your pole...
enjoying the white stuff...
getting faceshots...
going deep ...
getting dumped on...
probing for flesh...
screaming semen ...
etc....

and i just noticed i like to end all my sentences with 3 period points ....
Jan 3 2012 5:57PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
mmm this edit
Jan 3 2012 6:03PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
thats four periods
Jan 3 2012 6:07PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
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Jan 3 2012 6:09PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
guess i'm having period problems again ....
Jan 3 2012 6:11PM
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El_Patcho
Posts: 182 - Karma: 53
oooarrg yeah I'd take her off piste
Jan 3 2012 6:11PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
"After I'm done with you, you'll feel like a pair of Boones - trashy, broken and ducttaped in my garage."
Jan 3 2012 6:13PM
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Static
Posts: 8555 - Karma: 4,073
butter the box jib the rail? wtf, it's nose press the fun box if you lip slide my rail. jesus h christ.
Jan 3 2012 6:26PM
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neverbummer
Posts: 196 - Karma: 107
stop yelling at me!
Jan 3 2012 6:32PM
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Whatsonboss
Posts: 391 - Karma: 10
That's a winner right there!
Jan 3 2012 6:35PM
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homestar
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 4,197
There are tons of ski movies that sound like porno's
-After Dark
-In Deep
-Ski Porn
Jan 3 2012 7:39PM
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homestar
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 4,197
Oh, and "The tranny on that donkey dick is sketch."
Jan 3 2012 7:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
don't forget"the guatemalan persuader", that could easily be a nickname for a strap-on or something ....
Jan 3 2012 7:47PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
god damn tis edit was sick.
Jan 3 2012 7:49PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
riding long black ones
Jan 3 2012 7:55PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Nice skis, wanna fuck?
Jan 3 2012 8:14PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
"They call me the JHAF. Swift, silent, deep."
Jan 3 2012 8:47PM
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Merlin.
Posts: 897 - Karma: 94
The Other day i did a tip dip with no hat on.
Jan 3 2012 8:52PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
haha!
Jan 3 2012 8:59PM
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Cult_Leader
Posts: 413 - Karma: 40
winning
Jan 3 2012 9:08PM
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Its_Greg
Posts: 262 - Karma: 80
you should wax that so it slides better
Jan 3 2012 9:20PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
this = 100000 wins
Jan 3 2012 11:10PM
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Grobot
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
"i cant decide if id rather be skiing or violently raping your weeping mother"
Jan 3 2012 11:16PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
Okay, I guess I'll dew you.
Jan 3 2012 11:17PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 6,867
lipslide my uprail

then afterbang it
Jan 3 2012 11:22PM
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Canepski
Posts: 335 - Karma: 26
lets scissor
Jan 4 2012 12:13AM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
You could say that this mountains a lot like a woman. just when you think you know every inch of her and you’re about to dip your skiis into some soft deep powder BAM!!! You got two broke legs, cracked ribs then you pay your twenty bucks just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again.

-Stumpy
Jan 4 2012 12:18AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591

phallus

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Jan 4 2012 12:54AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
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Jan 4 2012 1:15AM
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aka_cheech
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
I wanna toebang the shit outta you.
Jan 4 2012 2:58AM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
how do i get from the bottom of your leg to chads gap.
Jan 4 2012 6:40AM
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Stope.Neeze
Posts: 594 - Karma: 148
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Jan 4 2012 7:27AM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
I like my women like i like my rails...
Jan 4 2012 9:18AM
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bdowning
Posts: 1630 - Karma: 243

Hey girl, have you ever gone "skiing" before?

Ride between my legs.

Jan 4 2012 9:35AM
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