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Goggle Tans

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lamppost
Posts: 277 - Karma: 201
whats the best way to get one? i know just wear your goggles but i like to wear a yowie. any suggestions or comments
Dec 14 2011 8:35PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

spray tan wearing your goggles.

but in all seriousness

Dec 14 2011 8:37PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
why would you want something that makes it look like you have a wierd skin condition and gauruntees girls will never come within 20feet of you?

just sayin
Dec 14 2011 8:39PM
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Clark_Griswold
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 49
this. unless your looking to attract a female skier, who still most likely will not be impressed by your silly tan.
Dec 14 2011 8:49PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
haters gon hate. goggle tans are sick and the ladies love mine
Dec 14 2011 8:52PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
why would u want one...they make u look so weird...and im pretty sure unless they have a fetish. girls dont like them
Dec 14 2011 8:57PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8784 - Karma: 6,235
i know some girls who don't ski but absolutely love a nice goggle tan
Dec 14 2011 9:27PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
oh thats weird haha....i dont really look at it as a sexual kinky thing but whatevs
Dec 14 2011 9:29PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
Goggle tans are the shit.
Ski a lot, especially later in the season. The days tend to be sunnier, and the sun is stronger.
Also, don't wear anything else on your face (no shit, right? haha).
Dec 14 2011 9:51PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,635
You guys are fucking retarded. Girl's aren't disgusted by goggle tans.
Dec 14 2011 10:04PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
Where on earth are you from??

Fact: The darker your goggle tan, the more likely you are to be smothered by girls.
Dec 14 2011 10:13PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
http://www.isft.com.au/

that is all
Dec 14 2011 10:14PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,285
I TRY to get a goggle tan every season, they're sick.


just ski without a bandana and without sunscreen
Dec 14 2011 10:14PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
always wear the darkest goggle lenses. and dont cover your face.
and almost all the girls I know love them. every one who says girls hate them must live in a shitty town. or just a non skiing town.
Dec 14 2011 10:15PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
Like said above a lense like fire or black iridium which allows the least light in will keep the top of your face nice and winter pasty and add contrast to your tan. It also depends on your skin type so if you are fair skinned it will be harder to get one. Also you'll get the most tan in the spring
Dec 14 2011 11:12PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
depends on the girls, girls will admire your dedication to something you love (ergo skiing) or some bullshit like that

Dec 14 2011 11:14PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
ahaha. i could honestly care less for goggle tans. just says you are a skier which is a bonus for me but others may think the opposite. if i get one, its not prominent and i can wear makeup anyways. i wear bandanas and a yowie so it rarely happens.
Dec 14 2011 11:20PM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
dallas likes em. but if you wear a yowie, wear your goggles when you eat outside
Dec 14 2011 11:48PM
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teleRADo
Posts: 357 - Karma: 36
Do a lot of skiing, both 9-4 and in your day count. Follow the sun throughout your day (ride chairs that are in the sun in the morning, then move to ones that are in the sun in the afternoon). They're worth extra credit points, so OBVIOUSLY I'm working hard on mine. RIP Saucer Boy.
Dec 15 2011 8:48PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
this, girls i know go nuts for goggle tans
Dec 15 2011 8:55PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
this.


Dec 15 2011 8:58PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
i think thats just you... girls be lovin my multicolored face.
Dec 15 2011 8:59PM
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remster
Posts: 898 - Karma: 261
it's a good conversation starter.

I got asked if i had a skin pigment problem once. I said I ski and I swear she orgasmed.
Dec 15 2011 9:00PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
Summer skiing and sring skiing are the easiest ways to get one
Dec 15 2011 9:04PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
does wearing sunscreen make you get it slower?
Dec 15 2011 10:15PM
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daudino88
Posts: 57 - Karma: 25

haha I love goggle tans...most girls I know who ski do too

Dec 15 2011 11:27PM
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deepvoice
Posts: 268 - Karma: 700
There damn sexy and girls just don't know what's good
Dec 15 2011 11:29PM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
the'yre not hard to get at all. I got a pretty good one from one day in the sun
Dec 16 2011 12:24AM
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mscinto
Posts: 603 - Karma: 68
Girls definately like them, i dont know where you guys are from
Dec 16 2011 12:50AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
DON'T WEAR THE YOWIE THEN......... such a damn easy solution. Also goggle tans are 'cool'/ funny for like three days then they suck wang.
Dec 16 2011 1:36AM
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eirikdl
Posts: 268 - Karma: 331
Wear goggles in a solarium
Dec 16 2011 2:39AM
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r1z1a
Posts: 26 - Karma: 14
are you on some sort of drugs.... UV dose not pass through the lenses on goggles...you wont notice much diff in type of colour you have on...


Dec 16 2011 4:54AM
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aaron@summit
Posts: 1453 - Karma: 18

1. gay question dog

2. bitches love the tan/ who gives a fuck

Dec 16 2011 5:05AM
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GNARwalls
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 528
/threads i do this every year and get a nice orange glow
Dec 16 2011 7:36AM
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El_Patcho
Posts: 182 - Karma: 53
Guys this one's so easy.

Goggle tans are cool in resort because the people who spend the most time out there shredding are the coolest. The more skiing you do the more tan you have.

Out of resort your just a chump with a stupid tan.

thus,
seasonnaire with gog tan = swimming in clunge
weekend warrior with gog tan = d-bag
Dec 16 2011 9:51AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
Don't wear sunscreen and you get this shit. Skied and hiked all day at Hood in late June. I don't think this picture does it any justice...


Click for larger image

Dec 16 2011 10:50AM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
flat light lenses/ clear lenses do make a difference.
just saying. but its okay your probably looking for an argument.
Dec 16 2011 11:02AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
If you don't wear sunscreen it will burn and look gnarly for a day and if you wear sunscreen it will take a little longer to get it going but it will stay longer
Dec 16 2011 1:28PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Last year my goggle tan made me look like I had a full 5oclock shadow...bitches were drippin wet
Dec 16 2011 2:51PM
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jahhhvis
Posts: 94 - Karma: 28
No shit
Dec 17 2011 12:13AM
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richard.
Posts: 873 - Karma: 55
do the same.
Dec 17 2011 12:19AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
i can't really get one unless i spend like a week plus skiing everyday in the summer. i do get freckles though, so sometimes i get a weird freckle line. not tight.
Dec 17 2011 1:51AM
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