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2 fish.....

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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
so two fish are in a tank.
they are named one, and two.
one dies,
you have two left,
should two die,
you have one left.

took me a minute or two
Dec 12 2011 4:36PM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
what
Dec 12 2011 4:37PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
lolwut
Dec 12 2011 4:38PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
i was expecting one cup
Dec 12 2011 4:39PM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
makes sense to me. ya'll are dumb.
Dec 12 2011 4:39PM
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chuck_testa
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wut this is all that I kept thinking of
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Dec 12 2011 4:39PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
so there are three fish?
Dec 12 2011 4:40PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
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Dec 12 2011 4:41PM
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soulskier
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two goldfish are sitting in their tank, one says to the other "you man the guns, i'll drive."
Dec 12 2011 4:44PM
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Lansfield
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Made me chuckle. congrats, youv won k+
Dec 12 2011 4:55PM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
Not. Complicated.
Dec 12 2011 4:56PM
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salomon097
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if you capitalize the proper nouns it makes it alot easier
Dec 12 2011 5:14PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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that took me 3 seconds, not even a minute.
Dec 12 2011 5:16PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
so we started with 7 fish and finished with 9 right?
Dec 12 2011 5:17PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
yeah, it took me three reads but I was left slightly disappointed at the level of cunning in this riddle.
Dec 12 2011 5:18PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
just read this:

Little Tommy was filling up a hole with dirt in his backyard. Interested, the neighbour Mr. Jenkins looked over and asked him what he was doing. "Buryin' my dead goldfish... " said Tommy.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that Tommy. The hole sure looks far too big for just a goldfish!" said Mr. Jenkins.

"Yeah," said Tommy "Thats cuz' he's inside your dumb cat!"
Dec 12 2011 5:28PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
ats, you have won the interweb award
Dec 12 2011 5:32PM
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SeanTom
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ohhhhhh. funky last two lines
Dec 12 2011 5:37PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
ditto. maybe its just the way my brain works. I'm not particularly smart, this was just clear to me.
Dec 12 2011 5:37PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
put it in here

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/658805/
Dec 12 2011 5:39PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
take out the line "they are named one and two" and add "how is this possible?" to the end and then it will be a real riddle
Dec 12 2011 5:40PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Rofl.
Dec 12 2011 5:40PM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
I don't get it.
Some one capitalize the proper nouns for me? :)
Dec 12 2011 5:55PM
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theabortionator
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Dec 12 2011 6:18PM
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Zimmerman
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that was weak
Dec 12 2011 6:19PM
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