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tremblantripper
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ok ive got a piss test tomorow for a job, and i smoked on saturday night, but it wasnt much, like .5, but ive been drinking lots fo water and going on the tramp a lot, will I be cool, if not what should i do?

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Jun 6 2002 10:11PM
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skodeo7
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drink about 100 pounds of water and your set
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Jun 6 2002 10:12PM
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skir216
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you can get some water pills from gnc, those are made for passing drug tests, just take em like an hour b4 and you piss clean for 5 hours
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Jun 6 2002 10:12PM
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123ski
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hmmm. i havent heard this before, oh wait, yes i have there are about 5 other threads about this. but if you want to know my oppinion, yes you are in trouble
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Jun 6 2002 10:12PM
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skir216
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hahhaha 123ski good point, yea just read the other posts or what not
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Jun 6 2002 10:14PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
yeah sorry i was too lazy to read like 50 other posts, fucking hell, what if i added a bunch of water to it? ot at least some

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Jun 6 2002 10:18PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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you're screwed.
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Jun 6 2002 10:21PM
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g-dubs
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Ummm yeah you are definitely screwed, if you smoked a dime only 5 days ago, I am sure some of it is gone but you will still test positive. I suggest you get a clean friends piss, can't go wrong that way.

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Jun 6 2002 10:25PM
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Five40Guy
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you can not hide it.. you can disgues it with some herbal pill. I forget which..
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Jun 6 2002 10:26PM
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Skibum420
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yo never know you may pass but the chances are agaist you...if i dont see you on here for a while i will draw to conclusions
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Jun 6 2002 10:28PM
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tremblantripper
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fuck shit shit fuck, damn i really didnt want to hear those responses, fuckin hell, ill just play it off like ross regbliati, I SWEAR TO GOD I ONLY SMELT IT!!!

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Jun 6 2002 10:32PM
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yeti
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d00d go get cranberry juice. lots of it. even if you hate it, it's the best natural cleanser around.

honestly, drink shit tons of it.


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Jun 6 2002 10:55PM
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tremblantripper
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what if im somehow able to get bleach into it, would that do the trick???

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Jun 6 2002 11:23PM
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Skibum420
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you bleach you die...pretty simple
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Jun 6 2002 11:27PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
nah i mean like pour it into it, not drink it

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Jun 6 2002 11:30PM
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FreshCoast
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Just get a friends piss. Then your sure to pass, and I dont think the bleach is a good idea!
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Jun 6 2002 11:37PM
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Dspin900
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hahaha werd...bleach doesn't sound good to me....um i hear cranberry juice actually works, its like drinking tons of water but better...good luck man

Jun 7 2002 12:00AM
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yeti
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no d00d don't add anything to it. Also, those de-tox drinks can sometimes backfire, because some tests test for the shit in the drinks. Your best bet is to exercise, and drink a shit ton of cranberry juice and a lot of water. make yourself piss a LOT!

Also, make sure when you take the piss test that you piss earlier in the day. The most toxins come out in your first piss of the day.


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Frostmonkey

Jun 7 2002 12:46AM
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Skibum420
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haha sorry dude but your fucked...i smoked a week and a half before i had to take a test...i failed but everyone reacts differetly
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Jun 7 2002 12:52AM
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PocketRocket
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hey, wanna know the fool proof way to be totally clean for any drug test ever....DONT DO DRUGS AND BITCH ABOUT IT, you make the decision..you fry...there's your choice
Jun 7 2002 1:12AM
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emilie_55
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14 shots of vinegar and 1 pint of orange juice... and then just drink lots of water... or you can go buy this stuff called urin luck.. thats what i use.. but my friends do the vinegar and orange juice thing...
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Jun 7 2002 11:50AM
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sonya
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considering that nobody cares.....then, you probably are fucked
Jun 7 2002 1:06PM
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yeti
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okay...everyone listen to me:

the only way to flush your system that is even slightly reliable and NOT using detox products is cranberry juice.

If you don't believe me go to www.smokedot.org and search for drug tests.


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Frostmonkey

Jun 7 2002 1:17PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
yeah i tried that vinegar thing, i only got to like 7 shots and i felt like puking hahahaha, im just gonna do the cranberry thing, cuz thankfully the test has been delayed until a further date, shit this might just give me a break

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Jun 7 2002 3:57PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Ok here's what you do... I asked my doctor friend: Get a friend to pee into your mouth and then when you go to do the test, you just spit into the cup. Or else, you can drink 1 litre of gasoline. This will destroy the lining of your stomach and nearly everything else inside of you. Should work like a charm! Another idea would be to jerk off into the cup and say you thought it was a sperm test. Or you could ogle the nurse (ALOT) and make her throw you out. Any of these ideas would work.
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Jun 7 2002 5:29PM
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tremblantripper
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bahahahahhaha, yeah i may just do one of those 3

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Jun 7 2002 5:47PM
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quebecfreestyler
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i guess you are going to do the sperm thing... hahahaha

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Jun 7 2002 10:14PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
yeah thatsnoe is esya andk fufn

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Jun 8 2002 12:39AM
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kowabunga
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build a time machine. go back and not smoke. let me have the time machine to alter history. *high pitched laugh*

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Jun 8 2002 11:41AM
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PocketRocket
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cant they sample your sperm to find drugs anyway??? and wouldnt they just make you do it over again?
Jun 8 2002 1:02PM
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