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Wouldn't it be weird to be the son of a supermodel?

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FightClub27
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I was just thinking about this last night during the Victorias Secret fashion show cause Miranda Kerr just had a son and she is CRAZY hot. Maybe its just me
Nov 30 2011 3:08PM
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Brentizzle
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he be suckin on dem tittayzz while erry other guy is jellin.
Nov 30 2011 3:10PM
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samwise
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Have fun when all your friends find out about it...
Nov 30 2011 3:33PM
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theabortionator
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Then you could bang your mom
Nov 30 2011 3:35PM
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Brenone
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One thing is for sure, you will be the most popular kid in the neighborhood.
Nov 30 2011 3:46PM
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FightClub27
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Very, very true i guess i didnt get that far
Nov 30 2011 3:50PM
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Stankeyshecamel
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This kid's mom is a pornstar.  He goes to my rival high school.  Whenever he gets picked up from sports by his mom, friends always tell me he gets flocked.
Nov 30 2011 5:31PM
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act.resist
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and you would be hot so all the hot friend's daughters would want you.

ahhhhh genetics. it works that way

not

Nov 30 2011 5:48PM
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Milksteak
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yah, this.
Nov 30 2011 5:50PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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rather not
Nov 30 2011 5:57PM
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BmoChop
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....new levels of awkward.
Nov 30 2011 6:02PM
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CassiusClay
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Odds are in your favor - certainly not guaranteed but damn I'll take those chances.
Nov 30 2011 6:05PM
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PJS.
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Pics or it didn't-I'm sorry.
Nov 30 2011 6:09PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

hmm i guess youre right!

but it all depends on what your aunts and uncles look like, because i look nothing like my mom or brother and more like my cousins

Nov 30 2011 6:12PM
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Afeld
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Imagine if your mom was a pornstar.
One day you were perusing the internet to jerk it to and BAM! find your mom. Even worse it has like a million views

That would be way worse than having a supermodel mom
Nov 30 2011 6:16PM
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PJS.
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That would be life scarring
Nov 30 2011 6:17PM
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theabortionator
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I would at least continue jerking it until I finished. May or may not view that video again but if you just stop you're crazy.


Nov 30 2011 6:18PM
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Ski_Alot
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you could take pride that your head destroyed the vagina thousands of men lusted after
Nov 30 2011 6:27PM
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FerrisBueller
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hot damn
Nov 30 2011 6:38PM
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TheClap.
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ehhh its actually not that bad
Nov 30 2011 6:42PM
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danderson.
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Everyone would wanna come over.
Nov 30 2011 6:43PM
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FightClub27
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Oh yeah for sure! you would be scared for life, that is definitely worse
Nov 30 2011 6:47PM
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FightClub27
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EVERYONE
Nov 30 2011 6:50PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
Seriously you can't just leave your lubed up boner just sitting there.
Nov 30 2011 6:52PM
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FightClub27
Posts: 486 - Karma: 416
Now Thats just discussing
Nov 30 2011 8:20PM
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Chupacabraj
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but she would bring home so many hot friends, you would be rollin in the bitches
Nov 30 2011 8:24PM
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gus555
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What? I didn't swear at all in my response..
Nov 30 2011 9:01PM
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Davy.Crockett
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everyone would definitely want to be at your house for sleepovers
Nov 30 2011 9:06PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
my history teacher use to be a victorias secret model......./claim
Nov 30 2011 9:16PM
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1337
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Nov 30 2011 9:23PM
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steezy.stew
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is there anything morally wrong with selling pics of your mom in the shower for $$$?
Nov 30 2011 9:26PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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that would be weird but then you could bang all the other MILFs she shoots with haha
Nov 30 2011 9:30PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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supermodels dont have kids until they retire so it would be sweet you would probably be attractive and have a realy rich or famous dad
Nov 30 2011 9:39PM
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Anathema
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i wonder what the suicide rate is for opposite sex children of a model parent.

"I waNT TO FUCK YOUR MOM" everyday.

nobody is my friend cause everyone just wants to come hang out with my mom

fuck my life

BOOM
Nov 30 2011 9:48PM
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twsnow22
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my highschool humanities teacher was a playboy model in the 70's..
Nov 30 2011 9:50PM
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LDV
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"Why does everyone have pictures of my mom as icons on Newschoolers. Waaah. :("


Forgot that one.
Nov 30 2011 10:11PM
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PJS.
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lucky fuckers. does it encourage your learning?
Nov 30 2011 10:11PM
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FightClub27
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haha that was definitely the wrong word
Dec 1 2011 1:21AM
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FightClub27
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Most probably don't but what made me think of it was Miranda Kerr, if you don't know who see is i feel bad for you and you should look her up, just had a baby and is still modeling. she was in the Victorias Secret fashion show last night
Dec 1 2011 1:26AM
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Supergyro
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"Hey, I think I've seen you before... oh wait... “(poker face)
Dec 1 2011 9:16AM
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FightClub27
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Hahahaha thats awesome
Dec 1 2011 4:26PM
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Timotheezy.
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Haha this kid in my school has an older sister in Playboy
Dec 1 2011 4:53PM
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PopsicleStand
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Dec 1 2011 5:01PM
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ButteredToast.
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HAHAHAHA

Man that has the potential to be incredibly awkward.

"Oh hi Mrs. Derp I'm Herpson have we met before? I feel like I've seen you somewhere before?"

"Oh yeah I'm an internet pornstar. That's probably where you've seen me."

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Dec 1 2011 5:02PM
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ButteredToast.
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That was supposed to be a pokerface.

I have no idea what the fuck happened.
Dec 1 2011 5:03PM
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james6345789
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OR, wouldn't it be weird to be the parents of a supermodel?
Dec 1 2011 5:08PM
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PopsicleStand
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Dec 1 2011 5:12PM
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FightClub27
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Now that is a question, that could be a bit more awkward but I don't know
Dec 2 2011 1:01AM
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danderson.
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Is it just me or does that kid have like no fucking right leg?
Dec 3 2011 1:53PM
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yuck
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its just you

you dont see that itty bitty foot?
Dec 3 2011 2:21PM
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skithesprings
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*Everyone would wanna cum all over your moms face.
Dec 3 2011 2:32PM
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