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Hood rat shit

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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
does anybody else like doing hood rat shit with their friends? lets hear some stories
Nov 21 2011 11:06PM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
I once put and extra five cent candy into my candy bag, but I felt too bad so i put it back. I couldn't live with the badassery y'know.
Nov 21 2011 11:09PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
i stole my grandma's car with my friend and drove it into a post
Nov 21 2011 11:10PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
once i ate like, 3 fucking peanut butter sandwiches and then i went outside and did some stuff and then yeah whatever
Nov 21 2011 11:12PM
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CatDaddy
Posts: 591 - Karma: 18
i was wearing a hood once and i killed some rats
Nov 21 2011 11:12PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Me and my friends fucked your mom, your sister, your grandmother, and your aunt.
Nov 21 2011 11:13PM
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Curb.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 91
i steal over 80 dollars a week cash from my moms stash o' cash. to yuh know, burn the trees down
Nov 21 2011 11:14PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
my grandma got a DUI on christmas while the entire family was at her house. you couldn't touch her.
Nov 21 2011 11:14PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
i watched...
Nov 21 2011 11:15PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
i steal pvc. also one time i stole a pack of gum. another time i snuck out.
Nov 21 2011 11:15PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
i was so hood at like 13 before i started blazing and being all chill.
went on an epic 150km journey when i was 13 in my moms forester at night.
threw molotovs at shit
lit a 4 lane highway on fire at night with a fuckload of gas outside of the gas station we bought it at, flames were pretty gnar and we stopped lots of cars haha,
HOOOD RAT SHEIT

Nov 21 2011 11:18PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
me and mu hoodrat friends took bong hoots behind the entrance sign to a retirement community, then proceded to trick or treat. it was ill
Nov 21 2011 11:28PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
me and my friends climbed on top of a building once.....


#hoodratshit
Nov 21 2011 11:30PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
i public ass fucked kim kardashian on top of the empire state building...






while steve jobs watched...








and a black guy filmed it.







dat hood rat enough for ya? eh?


Nov 21 2011 11:31PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I broke into a Mcdonalds and stole all their frozen foods with my buddy! we then through I giant BB'Q for everyone after we set a rail up at the park for other homies to ski.... those where good times.
Nov 21 2011 11:33PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
burgled, raped, and killed a family of five. it was chill
Nov 21 2011 11:39PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
mad respect
Nov 21 2011 11:40PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
ur a founding father
Nov 21 2011 11:40PM
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Parks.
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I see what u do ther
Nov 21 2011 11:50PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Stole car..ran into another car...espcaped from police

Lit a field of hay on fire through use of fireworks.

Threw 9 year old kids bike off of 300 ft tall bridge, when dad asked wat happened we told him some nigger did it.

Shit on a kids front doorstep that i didnt like.

knocked a kid out and continued to beat him senseless until friend pulled me off.

shot out neighbors window with slingshot

Just to name a few..these were all before i was 18 tho, im a chill 19 year old now

Nov 22 2011 12:48AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
damn dude i've only gotten as far as 37
Nov 22 2011 12:49AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
any tips?
Nov 22 2011 1:09AM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
bananahammer. damn people are on fire tonight
Nov 22 2011 1:48AM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
I seen a black dude once     ....it went hard!
Nov 22 2011 2:15AM
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fuck.your.tits
Posts: 935 - Karma: 20
One time, I went dicking around your mothers pussy, hoodrat as fuck.
Nov 22 2011 2:25AM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
This thread is full of fucking asshole
Nov 22 2011 3:11AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
oh Hai guyz


Nov 22 2011 4:11AM
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theabortionator
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I boofed a kilo of bathsalts then robbed a liquor store
Nov 22 2011 4:15AM
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ryantheconnolly
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googled hoodrat... was not prepared for all that porn
Nov 22 2011 4:26AM
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.frenchy
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Hahahaha wut the...
Nov 22 2011 6:40AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
I once accidentally stole a WHOLE packet of starbursts from my old local shop...yeahh!
Nov 22 2011 6:43AM
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WestWoods
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Sooooo Grande Theft Auto? huh
Nov 22 2011 9:19AM
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theabortionator
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bye
Nov 22 2011 10:20AM
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
Drank a 40oz out of a paper bag in the backseat of a car, and threw up gang signs at pedestrians. Nah meen B? I be on dat real real, gettin dat skrilla
Nov 22 2011 10:28AM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
Ive stole 2 plants of some good dank and ran them accross town in my hand at 3am./claim
Nov 22 2011 1:02PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
Just to name a few.

Thrown big rocks through house windows. Thrown pumpkins and golf balls thru car windows while driving by. Smashed car and execavator windows with bats. Egged the burger king drive thru lady. Took a shit in a urnal at killington. Got into a steam roller and drove it over playground euipment. Started up an excatvator on UVM campus and dug up a newly leveled road they were building. Broke into numerous construction sites and casued mischief. But probably the worst was rolling a 18 wheeler tire with the rim still in it, into a 4 lane road and casuing a 2 car accident. I wasnt the one who rolled it, it was actually a pro snowboarder that gets his dick sucked by half of NS.
Nov 22 2011 1:59PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
I listened to Wacka Flocka and flashed wutang signs at cars...idgaf
Nov 22 2011 2:03PM
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Jib-Ninja
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im a bit sceptical..you would of definetly ended up in jail numerous times. and id be really pissed if someone broke my windows on my whip or made me crash. I would CSI the fuck out of the crime scene and hunt you down.
Nov 22 2011 2:19PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
being a hoodrat is how I live
Nov 22 2011 2:21PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Used to "troll" around in my friends explorer and yell/throw water balloons at people. One night we went trolling and threw balloons at these chicks...three times...in a row (as in passed them three times and threw water balloons at them). Well these girls had boyfriends...in college..who wrestled...so they were fucking huge. Long story short we were corned in a culdesac (sp?)with the one way in or out being past these fellows house...where they were throwing a party...with a lot of people.As we try to make our escape a couple of these dudes block the road. We quickly turn around and head out of sight down the road. We parked the car and headed for the woods to wait it out since we felt we were most likely gonna get our asses beat. It ended with me walking past the house with one of the girls seeing me and going to get her boyfriend, two of my friends getting chased through the woods, and the driver of the car getting confronted by two kids who let him go for having enough guts to face them by himself. They then proceeded to egg the shit out of his car. I met up with him down the road and then we picked up the other two kids.

I learned never to fuck with college kids unless you are prepared to run for your life.
Nov 22 2011 2:48PM
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midget.
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egging cars
drano bombs
Nov 22 2011 2:48PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
I feel like only one person is capable of that madness.....


Magoon.
Nov 22 2011 2:54PM
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JordanButtfart
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Hood Rat Shit?
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Nov 22 2011 3:00PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
everything is real... and this is only like a fourth of the bad shit ive done throughout my high school career. And yes i could have gone to jail but im not a retard... its not hard to plan out an event and include multiple scenarios in your head just in case something goes wrong.
Nov 22 2011 3:16PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
If you actually did that shit then you're an ass hole...
Nov 22 2011 3:30PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
Project Pat is dat real muh fugggga so is diss fool. hood shit.

Nov 22 2011 3:40PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
cant stop laughing at this for some reason
Nov 22 2011 3:58PM
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