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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
how redtube and pornhub always open those stupid pop ups, and then you discover like twelve of them after coming out of a three hour long porn coma? maybe it's just me...
Nov 21 2011 10:30PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

go read a book or ride a bike or something.

Nov 21 2011 10:31PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
ahaha this did not happen to me today...
Nov 21 2011 10:31PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
lolwut
Nov 21 2011 10:32PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
jerking off while riding a bike is frowned upon and the pages on all the playboys i stole from my dad are already stuck together
Nov 21 2011 10:33PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
GTFO
Nov 21 2011 10:34PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
happens to me all the time

heres the situation


my parents walk in the room. I hastily close the window with pornhub up. Thinking I'm good as gold I soon find out there is a live jasmine popup window. My face begins to turn red. I click out of one, but soon my mom is coming in hot for a look at my computer screen. I am then awkwardly forced to shut my laptop and begin small talk with my mother. She remains slightly suspicious...
Nov 21 2011 10:34PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Nov 21 2011 10:35PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
tell your mom whats up.
Nov 21 2011 10:35PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
dude i already know what comes next. she realizes that your dick is still out and glances at it, then slowly backs out of the room.
Nov 21 2011 10:36PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
fucking jasmin, the girl on the webcam are not even hot.
Nov 21 2011 10:38PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
herself onto his dick.
Nov 21 2011 10:41PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
well how the hell else would my little sister have been made?
Nov 21 2011 10:42PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
hmmmmm
Nov 21 2011 10:43PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I always heard about the webcam hacking, and would think, while im fapping off to this person is someone seeing this happen, then it just pumps me up and I last a solid 30 seconds. close the page see a new one start again!
Nov 21 2011 10:44PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
Stupid idea.
Nov 21 2011 10:45PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
seeing as he is watching porn, telling her exactly what is up would be extremely uncomfortable.
Nov 21 2011 10:45PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
damn dude you last a solid 25 seconds longer than me!
Nov 21 2011 10:46PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
respect!
Nov 21 2011 10:46PM
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GayWolf420
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What about those vids of girls doing stripteases and all of a sudden you hear some dudes deep-ass voice go like "Ohhhh yeeeaaaaah." Fucking super boner killer, man.
Nov 21 2011 10:47PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
HEYOOOOOOOOOO WOWWWW THERR BUDAYYYYYY


CALM YOUR HOURSES THERE TITAN
Nov 21 2011 10:47PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
how the fuck can you watch porn for 3 hours
Nov 21 2011 10:54PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Its like a revolver, you just keep firing till your shooting blanks, then you give it a little time to reload, and mount up for another blast!
Nov 21 2011 10:58PM
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ryantheconnolly
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or when you watch it on your iphone and press the home button when youre done only to open the internet in public and have porn jumping out at you. great conversation starter actually
Nov 21 2011 11:00PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
basically this. finally someone who understands me!
Nov 21 2011 11:00PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I see in my chrystal ball

you writing a very intriguing, simile filled book in the near future
Nov 21 2011 11:02PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
about fapping and dicks.
Nov 21 2011 11:02PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

or what are you gonna do about it tough guy?

Nov 21 2011 11:03PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
Poop on your moms chest and make your dad eat it off.
Nov 21 2011 11:03PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
Extremely underrated comment.
Nov 21 2011 11:04PM
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gotti
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ya and its gonna get printed in cosmopolitain...


where all the fucked up writing about genitalia goes to die.
Nov 21 2011 11:07PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
im just gonna have unprotected sex with you mom and we are even.
Nov 21 2011 11:07PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
touche.
Nov 21 2011 11:08PM
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