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TheClap. and theabortionator are calling you

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TheClap.
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Me and the said man above will be holding auditions/tryouts soon in the NH area (cranmore mtn)

For what you may ask?

To be our motherfucking roommate of course. We are looking for someone who is down. If you are asking what is down, then you are not down. I party hard, can you? Can you be drunk 5/7 days doing stupid ass shit? Feel like shooting a shit ton urban this year? Feel like having the once in a life time opportunity? Take advantage

*must be 18 to apply*
Nov 21 2011 8:56PM
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TheClap.
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21 to party
Nov 21 2011 8:56PM
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skithesprings
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not sure why anyone would take this offer...
Nov 21 2011 8:57PM
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panojibber
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I sense a webisode series in the near future.
Nov 21 2011 8:57PM
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Blurst
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Well you two being roomates certainly makes sense to me. Maybe if you guys moved to Canada I would apply.
Nov 21 2011 8:58PM
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TheClap.
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If you only knew
Nov 21 2011 8:58PM
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JHendrix
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this
Nov 21 2011 8:58PM
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*simba*
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Oh god I wish I could take this.
Nov 21 2011 8:58PM
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Kangbang
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If I lived in NH, I would so want to live with you guys.
Nov 21 2011 8:58PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hello, my name is Chris and I like to party.
Nov 21 2011 8:59PM
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k-fred
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do it, you won`t.
Nov 21 2011 8:59PM
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theabortionator
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Oh sweet jesus.


My threads
Nov 21 2011 9:00PM
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soulskier
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will you come to me?
Nov 21 2011 9:01PM
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gus555
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i don't see why anyone wouldn't take this offer...
Nov 21 2011 9:01PM
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TheClap.
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Hello, My name is Travis and I too like to party
Nov 21 2011 9:01PM
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JStrathern
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Hi I live in NH and I am 18. However I will soon be heading off to college and won't be able to enjoy quality time with you, so I will have to pass up the delightful offer.
Nov 21 2011 9:02PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I don't need a roomate but Imma tryout just to meet you fellows.
Nov 21 2011 9:02PM
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theabortionator
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This is a true story. The doctor that brought you back to life can confirm
Nov 21 2011 9:02PM
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corona
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by calling them auditions/tryouts/whatever the fuck makes you sound like a total doucher. either that or you film gay bukakes.
Nov 21 2011 9:02PM
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ryano
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if that is your kid on your profile and you're drunk 5/7 days a week...

does anyone else see a problem with that?
Nov 21 2011 9:04PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hello Travis, welcome to the crew

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Nov 21 2011 9:04PM
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theabortionator
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Obviously. He's moving to nh to dodge child support
Nov 21 2011 9:05PM
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TheClap.
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guess your meter is broken, the whole OP is douche

But we will always have a couch for fellow party'ers
Nov 21 2011 9:05PM
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TheClap.
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Obvious

bith aint getting my trust fund
Nov 21 2011 9:06PM
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bustinthejus
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No sir. The only thing better than being drunk all the time is being drunk with small children. Wait... That didn't come out right.
Nov 21 2011 9:06PM
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theabortionator
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basically this
Nov 21 2011 9:07PM
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TheClap.
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We are looking for roommates

not in being the new Penn state
Nov 21 2011 9:07PM
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ryano
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quality guy
Nov 21 2011 9:08PM
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Milksteak
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Yo when are tryouts? Can I practice? Be back later, practicing.
Nov 21 2011 9:08PM
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TheClap.
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gotta practice


please feel free to post an audition tape in this thread showing how hard you party, practice makes perfect
Nov 21 2011 9:10PM
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ski-or-die
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Nov 21 2011 9:11PM
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TheClap.
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+k
Nov 21 2011 9:12PM
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Blurst
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Alright here is my application.

Hi my name is Kent and I partied once and never stopped. Since that faith full day its been a serious part of my life. Every night I go to bed intoxicated at 4 in the morning thinking about how that party experience can be enriched for the next day. I party while in class, I party while taking a shit, I party when I am on newschoolers and I especially party when I am a roomate. I am used to paying for very expensive beer in Canada so don't worry you guys will get freebies all the time.

I am very strong and therefore you will not have to worry about robberies. I have 14 registered long guns (one being my penis) and have an action plan in case of a zombie apocalypse. I know people in Mexican drug cartels in case we get into any trouble at the border on spring break and my parents own the fucking city of Aspen.

I have great grammar and will always correct you on yours, I love nature and make beautiful music while shitting.

I only make a few requests.

1. I get the biggest room
2. I dont pay rent
3. You guys drive back to university in Canada every day
4. We have tuna on sundays and stir fry at least 4 days a week
5. I need 3 hookers upon arrival and a mountain of pure used coffee grinds for my sexual pleasure
6. I have a child and two dogs (hope you dont mind)
7. I can import assorted jerseys for pretty cheap so we would have to make roomate jerseys

Here are a few assorted partying pictures for your pleasure

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I also like wearing masks
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Cool well PM if you accept, I am going to have my lawer write up a lease right now!
Nov 21 2011 9:13PM
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Milksteak
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I don't have a video but last Thursday I blacked out and fell down a steep-as-fuck flight of stairs.
Nov 21 2011 9:14PM
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gotti
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what is down?
Nov 21 2011 9:16PM
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theabortionator
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That's a pretty big plus in your favor. How many stairs?
Nov 21 2011 9:20PM
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RyandaGod
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being down means- one who can party and will intake anything and everything  both legal and illegal. I.E mainly lots of alcohol and drugs.  BTW Trav this thread makes me want to roll out to NH for a weekend and party sometime during the season. U guys shacking up somewhere close by to Loon?
Nov 21 2011 9:21PM
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northeast
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is this a clothing optional living establishment? also how do you feel about piercings and loud hardcore music?
Nov 21 2011 9:21PM
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Milksteak
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30. Apparently I was walking towards them and blacked out right when I was about to take my first step down them. Slid on my face to the bottom.
Nov 21 2011 9:21PM
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Willgum
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I think Link wins the ballot
Nov 21 2011 9:22PM
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TheClap.
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I do have a 4 tap kegerator
which will include at all times: PBR, KEYSTONE ICE and two randoms

along with my bottles, here is just a preview
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Nov 21 2011 9:23PM
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theabortionator
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That probably sucks, but things are looking pretty good for you. The face skid def helps.
Nov 21 2011 9:24PM
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TheClap.
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Yes sir we are, and you are always welcome
Nov 21 2011 9:24PM
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gotti
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what is illegal?
Nov 21 2011 9:24PM
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Anathema
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the two should fuse and become one, yielding the mighty...... CLAPBORTIONATOR
Nov 21 2011 9:25PM
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Kangbang
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Let this guy move in.
Nov 21 2011 9:27PM
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TheClap.
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Clothing is optional, but not prefer. Real G's party in the nude

and Hardcore metal music?

Being a Psychologist and a dog lover, I in fact during my last two college years test the condition reflex. Me and my roommmate and a few select other were gather a few times (daily) a week to drink heavily to hardcore music. Just to see if we could condition ourselves to want to blackout every time we heard metal music. It worked.
Nov 21 2011 9:28PM
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TheClap.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ygeRnTsTs&feature=fvwrel


+k for embed
Nov 21 2011 9:29PM
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northeast
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i'm familiar with the condition reflex. but i don't listen to metal, metal sucks. hardcore is different. do you promise to not try to rip out my stretched ears? you can play with them all you want, but any tugging is strictly prohibited, but excusable once in a while if alcohol is involved.
Nov 21 2011 9:32PM
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TheClap.
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its all the same, and we don't judge. We accept all kinds of ears to be allowed into our home
Nov 21 2011 9:33PM
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northeast
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final question, can i do jailhouse tattoos with a sewing needle and india ink in the living room?
Nov 21 2011 9:36PM
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