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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
PIZZA IS NOT A FUCKING VEGETABLE...
THIS IS NOT FUCKING WALL-E
/EndRage
Nov 18 2011 1:51PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
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Nov 18 2011 1:52PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Dear Canadians, it's pronounced "out" not "oot".
Nov 18 2011 1:53PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I whole heartedly disagree.
Nov 18 2011 1:53PM
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kooleobenez
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
Dear every country besides America; stop being communists
Nov 18 2011 1:55PM
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
You could argue that Veggie pizzas do have a certain vegetable content...
Nov 18 2011 1:56PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Also, my favorite vegetables are pizza, beer, and steak.
Nov 18 2011 1:56PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

dear united-state, you are the most hated contry.

but i still love you guys.

Nov 18 2011 1:57PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
country*
Nov 18 2011 1:57PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
LOL

sigged
Nov 18 2011 1:58PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i only know one person who says oot, and that's bill, but otherwise, try harder sam.
Nov 18 2011 2:00PM
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Pussy_Sauce
Posts: 381 - Karma: 23
bull fucking shit ya dumb hoe. Every canadian I have ever met had some sort of "oot" accent.
Nov 18 2011 2:02PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Dear World you are welcome.

from america
Nov 18 2011 2:02PM
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Pussy_Sauce
Posts: 381 - Karma: 23
Who you talking to champ?




Dear canada, eh I don't have anything to say to you.
Nov 18 2011 2:04PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Losers always hate the coolest kid in school until they get the chance to hang out with him and get the opportunities he has...

America is number one canada can suck my dick. You guys gave drake the platform to get his name out... even if he did play a cripple on a wack canadian tv show.
Nov 18 2011 2:07PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
I totally thought the whole "ay" at the end of sentences and "aboot" thing were just jokes until I went to Canada. Then I was absolutely blown away at how many people say "ay" and "aboot". I was there for a week or so and when I got home people had to stop me from saying "ay" after things. I felt retarded.
Nov 18 2011 2:07PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
dear americans,

you have nice highways. they feel smooth as i roll my body along them.

sincerely,
bridgestone blizzak
Nov 18 2011 2:08PM
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JZ
Posts: 577 - Karma: 15
tomato sauce = vegetable serving

perfect no. healthier than french fries covered in gravy... yes
Nov 18 2011 2:11PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Haha honestly tons of Canadians actually say "eh", but I have never heard of anyone saying "aboot"...



Dear Americans,

Give us back our money.

China
Nov 18 2011 2:12PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

shit, don't hate dude. im canadian and i love USA. american are really chill with everything exept customs.

BTW, we have justin bieber and drake. you have rebecca black LOL

 peace out bro

Nov 18 2011 2:16PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
The stereotypical 'canadian accent' is actually the 'Wisconsin and UP of Michigan accent'.
Nov 18 2011 2:17PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
saying one tablespoon of tomato sauce is comparable to one tomato... kind of A FUCKING JOKE.


and i'm canadian, i don't say about, i say eh, but i say about, a-bowt. assuming everyone in canada speaks like their from a small town in newfoundland, is like saying ketchup is a vegetable. so very typical americuh.
Nov 18 2011 2:27PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i like you. people condemn us like we're nothing but shadows and dust for being outspoken and mixing things up
Nov 18 2011 2:30PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
its funny because america sucks and everyone knows it except americans.
Nov 18 2011 2:47PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
could you speak up? sorry can't hear you because there's no atmosphere on the moon


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Nov 18 2011 2:50PM
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Pussy_Sauce
Posts: 381 - Karma: 23
For real, after a semester with a canadian hockey coach "eh" still sticks me.
Nov 18 2011 2:51PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
Bro i herd u have a pretty dope space program now...



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Nov 18 2011 2:52PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20

Dear every other country. watch yourself, dont get too lipy.

Well rape your wifes/mothers/daughters/sisters. Then bomb the shit outta you.

Nov 18 2011 2:55PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
arrogance only gets you so far.
Nov 18 2011 2:56PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
yeah like to the moon (see previous post)
Nov 18 2011 2:57PM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
+1

Dear Americans,

How's drinking at age 18? owait
Nov 18 2011 2:58PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
lol
Nov 18 2011 2:59PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
boom.
Nov 18 2011 3:01PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Why because our government is shitty and gives us a bad name?

People rely to heavily on american stereotypes.

I guess I could just follow suite and call germans nazi's, french pussies, russians communists, mexicans drug dealers and cheap workers, british bad teethed sex-fiends, italians gay, greeks boy-touchers, ect.....but I don't because I don't make assumptions on people from other countries until I go there and actually interact with them...
Nov 18 2011 3:02PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Implying that people here don't drink before the age of 18. Lol. Bars are overrated anyway.
Nov 18 2011 3:03PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
lol valid argument.
Nov 18 2011 3:07PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Dear america, id loan you a dollar but ill never get it back so NO.
Nov 18 2011 3:07PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
The thing is, the stereotypes people use to make fun of america are becoming more and more applicable, whereas the stereotypes you mention are all rather outdated (germany is very left wing/progressive, russia isn't communist, italians were never gay (lolwut) etc.
America is getting fatter and stupider, and is full of fat stupid ignorant fat stupid people.




umad?


Nov 18 2011 3:07PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Its spelt colour not color, and no Canadian ive ever met has ever said oot... and I live in Canada.
Nov 18 2011 3:09PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
the tomato sauce is mostly corn syrup...
Nov 18 2011 3:10PM
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.frenchy
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YUP
Nov 18 2011 3:10PM
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.R-Lohin
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Dear, muricah

Makes more sense if water freezes at 0 and not 32. I love how Canada raged at muricah after they tried to attack us way back when and we pushed them back so far we burnt down their whitehouse, we came back to Canada after we got bored and got drunk, and partied...
Nov 18 2011 3:14PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Dude...the world is full of fat and stupid people. Im sure there are plenty of immigrants that add to that as well.

For instance, British people make fun of Americans for being fat when in reality they are the third most obese nation in the world.

Canada comes in at 11 too so...
Nov 18 2011 3:15PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
You need to go back to the jungle, its where the LemUrs belong.
Nov 18 2011 3:15PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,073
Boom goes the dynamite.

Or shall I say, Any other country that attempts to fuck with us.
Nov 18 2011 3:17PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
dear canada,
im super jealous of your functional alcoholic skills. how you guys can play hockey and eat kraft dinner so well when youre always drunk is beyond me. keep up the good work.

love, 'merica

Nov 18 2011 3:17PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Haha right, America is solely comprised of fat, lazy idiots. Just like Canada is solely comprised of redneck, lumberjack, moose loving hockey players, eh? Don't be so fucking ignorant.
Nov 18 2011 3:17PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
its "eh"
Nov 18 2011 3:18PM
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dirty.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 69
youre a vegetable. hey candadians, go have another riot after winning a DIVISION finals playoff hockey series (montreal), cause that makes fucking sense. americas hat is in no position to talk shit
Nov 18 2011 3:19PM
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Anathema
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dear americans,

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that is all
Nov 18 2011 3:22PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Are elections take 1 day :D
Nov 18 2011 3:23PM
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