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theabortionator
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Do it
Nov 11 2011 8:07AM
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P-HAGAR
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Amadeus you whore...fuckin one bible verse per person jesus christ
Aug 30 2012 5:42PM
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Bateman
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religion fucking sucks
Aug 30 2012 5:49PM
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eldridge
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"Look, let he without sin live without sin, 'till then i be doing dirty jobs like swamp men"

Black Thought 3:16
Aug 30 2012 6:35PM
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Ac31stuff
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lol
Aug 31 2012 12:54PM
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Amadeus.
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sorry boo, i just love them all.
Aug 31 2012 1:09PM
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beezey
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Hail Satan
Aug 31 2012 1:48PM
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Rafiki
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ya but it's a historical fact that Jesus lived.
Aug 31 2012 1:58PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I believe this is from the book of Luke
Aug 31 2012 2:00PM
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klayer_9
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came here to post this.
Aug 31 2012 3:36PM
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theabortionator
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nah man, you gotta get down with jesus man
Sep 4 2012 11:38AM
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K-Dot.
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"it's my dick in a box" - David 29:3
Sep 4 2012 1:44PM
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Algebra
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"... and Tim said that ine shall ever be as stined as me" - Mark 4:20
Sep 4 2012 2:00PM
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soulskier
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Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
Sep 4 2012 2:33PM
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TechnoPotamus
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"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight."


"My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me."


both said by the sniper in Saving Private Ryan.


although I still stand by my favorite of,

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." -Colonel 4:18
Sep 4 2012 2:44PM
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Algebra
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"My dick went 'thud' " - John 8:16
Sep 4 2012 9:28PM
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FLBP
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And shepherds we shall be. For thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. The souls of the wicked shall be purified by blood, and sent back to their maker if it is in their power. In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. In nominee Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Sep 4 2012 11:41PM
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theabortionator
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FLBPAnd shepherds we shall be. For thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. The souls of the wicked shall be purified by blood, and sent back to their maker if it is in their power. In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. In nominee Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.



mmmkay
Apr 15 2016 4:35PM
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onenerdykid
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theabortionatormmmkay


Deuteronomy 22:20-21 – But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel; Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of the city shall stone her with stones that she die.
Apr 16 2016 1:26AM
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Ricky420
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Romans 5:8 or Joshua 1:9
Apr 16 2016 12:19PM
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applejuice.
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A few of my favorite verses. All NIV.
Joshua 1:9
1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
Psalm 29:11
Philippians 2:13
Titus 2:7-8
Apr 16 2016 12:25PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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"And the Lord said 'buildith a great wall, as to keep the undesirables from enterith within the holy land. For they have commited thy greatest sin by taking your jobs and defiling your women. And require thy undesirables to pay for thy wall, for it is them that deserve to atone for their sins through monetary repentance.'"
Drumpficus 3-16.
Apr 16 2016 2:20PM
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BushDid9-11
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"And thus the angel said 'You gon eat ass like cheesecake nigga' and thus Michael did so"
-Dinosauris 420:69
Apr 17 2016 1:54AM
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JGWI
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"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."(Deuteronomy 23:1)

Apr 17 2016 6:26PM
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airplaneface
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Apr 18 2016 10:00AM
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Bombogenesis
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"Get me a god damn beer"

Austin 3:16
Apr 18 2016 10:02AM
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Mingg
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"Big rig needs fuel"

Book of Doug 1:01
Apr 18 2016 12:07PM
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beezey
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Genesis 3:16 - "To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.""
Apr 18 2016 1:46PM
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DirtYStylE
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"Then there was light" JahBlaze 4:20
Apr 18 2016 11:00PM
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Tater.Tots
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"and you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement." -Deuteronomy 23:13

How to poop in the woods.
Apr 19 2016 1:15PM
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onenerdykid
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beezeyGenesis 3:16 - "To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.""


1 Timothy 2:12 - I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.

Colossians 3:18 - Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord.

Corinthians 14:34-35 - The women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.

Ephesians 5:23 - For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior.
Apr 19 2016 2:45PM
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beezey
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Corinthians 14:34-35 - The women should keep silent in the churches.

Hail satan
Apr 19 2016 3:14PM
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Bombogenesis
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I'm gonna whoop your ass


Austin 3:16
Apr 19 2016 6:31PM
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DirtYStylE
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Jul 16 2018 1:52PM
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