Replying to Interesting Hospital Story

So I just had surgery, got a piece of intestine removed.  Whatever, post op is going well.  However, since I was put under, I needed a catheter, a rubber tube up my dick so I didnt piss all over the OR. 

The surgery was yesterday morning, had the catheter removed this morning (best feeling ever.  Think of holding the biggest piss youve ever had for the longest time, and letting it go, but multiply that by 1000).  However, since ive never had a catheter before, my prostate got all pissed off, swelled up and shut off urine flow....so I couldnt piss all day while they were pumping me full of IV fluid.

So they take a US of my bladder, and I got like a liter of piss in my bladder, and they gotta get rid of it.  So this extremely nice African-American nurse enters the room with her equally nice African-American med student, and proceed to sterilize my dick and put a catheter in, right on the spot.  No anesthesia, only the morphine I have been on for a few days.  Unfortunately, while they were doing this...my dick has never been smaller haha.  I realize they are professionals, but I wouldnt have thought less of them for chuckling haha, it was pretty embarrassing.  I was pretty nervous, and it was a bit awkward, but they were cool about it.  Figured you guys would get a kick out of that.

Sparknotes: Two chicks had to shove a rubber tube up my dick (during extreme stage fright) to drain the liter of piss from my bladder after surgery