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What skiing trail signs really mean

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Nov 1 2011 7:06AM
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steezeknees
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Nov 1 2011 8:09PM
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tripnip
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i love the west by segregating the parts of the mountains but even in the hardest areas of the mountain there will always be that one gaper in the lift line falling and breaking shit.

park:(i dont ski park) a bunch of kids 80% of them stoned off their asses, the rest of the 20% being the kids that hit the pro line and large rails.
Nov 1 2011 8:24PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Meh colorado is pretty mellow slopes compared to the rest of the west. Our powder kills Small children with orgasms though.
Nov 1 2011 8:29PM
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Seth.S
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Nov 1 2011 8:34PM
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S.C.M.
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this is so great
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Nov 1 2011 8:34PM
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BmoChop
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Nov 1 2011 8:38PM
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bakedpow
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God this is my exact experience from baker.

Include volunteer patrol getting to do laps while they "prepare" the mountain for avy control. Fuck that shit, all they do is take all the pow a paying costumer wants.

Nov 1 2011 8:45PM
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skithesprings
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for the double black

six year old child straightlining in a snowplow at 40 miles an hour on 90cm skis until they hit a lift tower.
Nov 1 2011 8:45PM
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easy.steezy
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ahhhhh, i was on the lift when i saw this happen once hahahah.  got right back up, skied another 20 feet then fell over.  turns out he gotta concussion and a fractured collar bone, or something like that.
Nov 1 2011 8:48PM
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7springsprod
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Omg rofl ! seriously laughing so hard!
Nov 1 2011 8:51PM
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Blindsurfer
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ITS TRUE
Nov 1 2011 9:09PM
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Errl
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quite possible the best name on ns.

sunny is hilarious... sometimes
Nov 1 2011 9:34PM
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[shad]
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shit is fuckin golden
Nov 1 2011 9:39PM
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ForeverYung
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i lost it so hard on this thread. this is genius
Nov 1 2011 9:42PM
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dubtwo
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once at my mountain a little 6 year old kid goes to a the 40 foot booter (our biggest jump) and has just enough speed to reach the top of the lip, stops, stomps on the lip, looses balance, goes back down lip backwards, and falls over
Nov 1 2011 9:54PM
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