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The Awkward Moment Thread.....

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NCSKI24
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name awkward moments
ill start with a few....

the awkward moment when you go in the van & theres no candy...

The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to each other on facebook pretending to be kids, and meet up somewhere.

That awkward moment when someone asks “Have you two met?” and you reply “No” while the other person says “Yes.”


GO!!!

Oct 26 2011 11:36PM
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Alexander_Keith
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This awkward moment is broken as soon as somebody says "Oh, want to dance"?
Oct 30 2011 9:10AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
i usually say "thanks for the dance" once we actually get past eachother
Oct 30 2011 5:45PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
The awkward moment when a girl is giving ya a Bj while you're watching a scary movie and you jump when it's scary...
Oct 30 2011 6:40PM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
The awkward moment when you see someone that you just met recently and are unsure as to whether you should say hi/start conversation or ignore them.

The awkward moment when you're in a club or at a party and can't hear what the person you are standing beside is saying so you just nod along and smile.

The awkward moment when you see a girl you hooked up with on the weekend the next day/few days.
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Come to think of it, alot of things in life can be pretty damn awkward.

I love socially awkward penguin.
Oct 30 2011 6:54PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
The awkward moment when your mom walks in on you smoking with your friends and asks for hit.
Oct 30 2011 6:56PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Then tells you, you have shitty weed.
Oct 30 2011 6:57PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,281
so much this.. i never know what to do
Oct 30 2011 6:57PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
happens to me ALL THE TIME
Oct 30 2011 6:57PM
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swagburg
Posts: 798 - Karma: 4,706
the awkward moment when your too short for the uranil...

Oct 30 2011 7:08PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
..when you take a shit and someone goes in to use the bathroom right after you.
Oct 30 2011 7:49PM
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SCC-skis
Posts: 153 - Karma: 34
when you fart in class and the teacher comes to make sure your doing the work right
Oct 30 2011 7:55PM
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SCC-skis
Posts: 153 - Karma: 34
when you get a boner while giving a speach in front of your class
Oct 30 2011 8:01PM
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Blake.P
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the awkward moment when you make a repost thread. (this is a repost)
Oct 30 2011 8:03PM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
the awkward moment when you tell a joke but no one gets it so you try to explain it but just end up looking like a dumbass
Oct 30 2011 8:20PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
When a thread gets to 3 pages with no one saying shit and you call repost, you just sound like a hipster
Oct 30 2011 8:45PM
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GayWolf420
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Oh my god this. My friends get all fucking sketched out and try to hide all the shit then my moms all like "Oh, You mind if I smoke with you all?".
Oct 30 2011 9:36PM
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nigsauce
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
the awkward moment when your banging a prostitute and you realize your aunt has the same tramp stamp
Nov 1 2011 9:06AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
this.
Nov 1 2011 8:41PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
lol. I couldn't imagine that with my childhood
Nov 1 2011 8:42PM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
the awkward moment where you have to tell your friend that you accidentally killed his parents and blended them up into chili and fed it to him last year...
Nov 1 2011 8:45PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,281
the awkward moment when you try to be funny on NS and it don't work..
Nov 1 2011 9:00PM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
when you accidentally stare at a dog with one leg and the owner goes apeshit.
Nov 1 2011 9:01PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
when halfway through telling a funny story you realize it doesn't sound nearly as funny as it was/they had to be there. it's like "come on it WAS funny, it's just hard to explain!" makes you look like an idiot lol.
Nov 1 2011 9:01PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
I just fucking lost it.
Nov 1 2011 9:17PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
That awkward moment when you're not sure if you accidentally back-washed your pills into the community milk jug and now feel obligated to drink the whole thing.
Nov 1 2011 11:26PM
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trettzilla
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yup it always catches me off guard
Nov 1 2011 11:31PM
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.AR6rider.
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That awkward moment when you meet your girlfriend's aunt for the first time while wearing a North Face jacket, and she asks you to turn around so she can look at your south face. Da fuck...
Nov 2 2011 12:22AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
holy this.
Nov 2 2011 12:49AM
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JIB_WALRUS
Posts: 671 - Karma: 130
that awkward moment when you put it in a girls butt but don't have to pee...
Nov 2 2011 12:57AM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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i was in my basement making out with my first girlfriend, Ashley, in lie 8th grade...and she stops and looks down at me all serious and says, "Jordan, I love you" and i am all nervous and go "uhmm, thanks?" and i hear laughter and loo over and my bro was spying on me from the stairs, 'twas bad
Nov 2 2011 1:04AM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
the awkward moment where you're about to pow slash but it ends up being way crusty....
Nov 2 2011 1:54AM
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feihlination
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Nov 2 2011 12:06PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Awkward is the most over-used word in the english dictionary. Half of these aren't awkward. At all.
Nov 2 2011 12:10PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
that awkward moment when i'm cuddling in bed with the girl i actually like and my roommate invites the girl i've been banging into the room.
Nov 2 2011 1:01PM
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CheddarJack
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And epic comes in a close second
Nov 2 2011 1:25PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
the awkward moment when you go to buy a morning after pill with a girl and park in the expecting mothers parking spot.
Nov 2 2011 2:13PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
That awkward moment when your doing 30 over on your way home from work at night so you beat curfew, not knowing your dad is behind you...
Nov 2 2011 2:16PM
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Alehandro
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that awkward moment when you're sitting in class and have a gnarly sneeze-fart
Nov 2 2011 2:27PM
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feihlination
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why would you have curfew so shortly after you stop working? kinda destroying the purpose

or is it "working" and you face stiff competition? like taking some things somewhere? hint hint?
Nov 2 2011 3:36PM
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Z-Juice
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that awkward moment when you're staring at a hot girl and then she looks up and you quickly look at the ceiling
Nov 2 2011 4:35PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
that awkward moment when you are seriously hitting on the girl and she drops the, "me and my boyfriend..." line.
Nov 2 2011 5:40PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
The awkward moment when you get hit on by a 50 year old man on the lift. Mmm stranger danger.
Nov 2 2011 5:50PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
i'm so close to this with a girl at my work. we were early for ski show thing today, and the two hours beforehand felt almost exactly like a date, but apparently she's had a boyfriend for a super long time. just waiting for that line.
Nov 2 2011 10:31PM
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wigwam_
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that awkward moment when the professor of the class you're dropping is also your advisor who needs to sign off on it...
Nov 2 2011 10:43PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
hahahahahahahaha
Nov 2 2011 11:40PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
that awkward moment when you have to talk about something really personal but you try to act like it doesnt bother you. you get that one quiver in your voice and its allllll awk from then on
Nov 2 2011 11:44PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
if you can find a jacket by these guys just wear that, she'll get the point.

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Nov 3 2011 2:21AM
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
That awkward moment when youre using the bathroom stall and really loud people walk in kicking on the doors and breaking stuff.
Nov 3 2011 8:30AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
I have an identical twin and lately there's been a ton of people coming up to me starting to talk to me only to find out that i'm not my brother. Awkward when they think i'm kidding about having a twin too. one kid was like 3 feet from me saying my brothers name and i finally looked at him and was like uhhhhh... yeah, i'm not him...
Nov 3 2011 8:35AM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241
the awkward moment when you're talking to somebody behind you in class, and the teacher is staring at you waiting for you to stop... but you dont notice
Nov 3 2011 2:26PM
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