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Just mugged two kids

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theabortionator
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Me and my buddy were drunk and we saw these too preppy kids chillin by the lake. We decided to mess with them.

We told em we had a knife and got like 80 bucks from them and some piece of shit cellphone.

Also snagged an 8th from them, smoking a blunt right now. It's not too shabby. Should have been there.
Oct 15 2011 10:49PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Hey, great job. You deserve a medal.
Oct 16 2011 1:41AM
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RubberSoul
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expecting*

all of a sudden*

throw/threw it*

i know the thread's a joke but holy fuck youre dumbd
Oct 16 2011 1:50AM
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Download-My-Apps
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he is a drunk immigrant, give him a break
Oct 16 2011 1:56AM
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EvanMeyer
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hahah this
Oct 16 2011 2:50AM
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B-runge
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fucking epic!
Oct 16 2011 2:56AM
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Powderhauser
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straight epic
Oct 16 2011 2:59AM
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BieberHole69
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well yah because he's drunk and high.....
Oct 16 2011 3:20AM
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Phil-X-
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omg your my hero!
Oct 16 2011 3:23AM
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General_Ripper
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This is gay as fuck. you are a fag. why would you mug someone, and I bet you are lying.

P.S. suck mt dick you pussy ass bitch because you are the biggest piece of shit on this site and you eat shit for breakfast
Oct 16 2011 3:49AM
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Powderhauser
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you will change youe opinion if you read every page 1 post..
Oct 16 2011 3:53AM
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General_Ripper
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-k for being a bandwagon 2010 NOOOOOOBBBBBB

P.S. go fuck yourself
Oct 16 2011 3:59AM
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DirtYStylE
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Dont feed the troll
Oct 16 2011 4:28AM
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Powderhauser
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word wheres the evidence
Oct 16 2011 4:39AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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YES!!
Oct 16 2011 4:46AM
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nickyp
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Just perfect.
Oct 16 2011 5:29AM
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sweatshirt
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not sure if the kid actually got mugged or not or if it was a teamwork troll
Oct 16 2011 6:26AM
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Gypsy_Skier
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this just straight up isnt funny. anyone who's ever been mugged would no its not exactly a joyful event, straight up dick move
Oct 16 2011 6:26AM
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Orrin
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Watch out one of the guys who got mugged posted in NSG aswell, I think he might be on to you!

Hurr...

This thread made my morning :)
Oct 16 2011 6:28AM
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BROSEIDON
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This makes me proudd
Oct 16 2011 8:57AM
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willysworld
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you deserve to be but rapped by a huge black man... why the fuck would you steal?? your a rich wanna be wigger that skis...
grow a fucking dick!
Oct 16 2011 9:26AM
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Lemuel
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These responses are the complete opposite of what I was expecting.
Oct 16 2011 9:44AM
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james6345789
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At first I thought you were a douche, then I read Gypsy_skier's thread. This is gold.
Oct 16 2011 10:29AM
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Mr.Huck
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Oct 16 2011 10:59AM
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.spaghetticat.
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hahahahahaha
Oct 16 2011 11:03AM
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iSmokeweed
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too late, if anything
Oct 16 2011 11:14AM
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Snowgoner
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chill out dude, he mugged 2 kids and got like 80 dollars... big fucking deal
Oct 16 2011 11:43AM
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General_Ripper
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sawwy, i actually dgaf an was super drunk last night. my b
Oct 16 2011 12:04PM
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Crispy.
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According to the other thread they were immigrants.

Abortionator=immigrant?
Oct 16 2011 12:08PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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so either you're a minimum wage earning scumbag to actually do that or you're enough of a internet loser to make a troll thread, either way you're livin the dream man...
Oct 16 2011 12:09PM
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J.M
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LOL @ all the little kiddies that dont know what is going on ahhahahahha!11!!!!!!!!!11111
Oct 16 2011 12:13PM
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Steeze6.0
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https://www.newschoolers.com/memberphoto/338911.0/Webcam?s=134074&t=1&o=8

selfiezzz all dayyy motha fucka
Oct 16 2011 12:20PM
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J.M
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https://newschoolers.com/memberphoto/341014.0/Ipod?s=151139&t=1&o=8

cool ipod bra!!!!!!

congrats on being here for 1 year!!!

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Oct 16 2011 12:30PM
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theBearJew
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I heard it was $90 where did the other $10 go?
Oct 16 2011 12:33PM
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Zimmerman
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beautiful, rusty
Oct 16 2011 12:35PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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YES.
Oct 16 2011 12:37PM
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Bonzalo
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Hopefully you get mugged...
Abortinator, I dont care how drunk you were or if you were joking, what a dick move dude.
Karma is a bitch.
Oct 16 2011 12:42PM
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theabortionator
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We should def take our friendship to the next level.
Oct 16 2011 12:45PM
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theabortionator
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We stopped for more beer on the way home
Oct 16 2011 12:56PM
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Hoppy
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I feel bad for laughing
































but it is the internet after all :P
Oct 16 2011 2:12PM
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tBatt
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This thread is Lulz.

Rusty, Good work. I hope you bought more knives with the money to rob more kids.

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Fuckin troll. You must me a total loser.
Oct 16 2011 3:38PM
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maximiliaan
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hahaha sucker
Oct 16 2011 3:43PM
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DGski
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lolzers
Oct 16 2011 3:55PM
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Creator
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this just made my day
Oct 16 2011 3:59PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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uhh how?

and is this guy's name really Rusty? that would be perfect
Oct 16 2011 4:27PM
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Lucas
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lololol
Oct 16 2011 4:31PM
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THCfilmz
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that kid who gave you the 8th is a dumbass, i always keep a decoy bag with like half a gram and my other shit in another baggy.

what did we learn from this thread...
always keep a DECOY baggy
Oct 16 2011 4:38PM
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CHR[]NIC
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Oh...
Oct 16 2011 5:54PM
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vauban08
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Am I the first in this thread to presume theabortionator and gypsy_skier are best buddies and wanted to mess with dozens of simple minds on here?
Oct 16 2011 6:33PM
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J.M
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no dude. gypsy_skier was serious and rusty made this thread as a joke. get with it.
Oct 16 2011 6:54PM
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theabortionator
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Who the fuck is this gypsy you speak of?
Oct 16 2011 6:58PM
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