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how to make gymnastics cooler

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WIllW
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they need to wear baggy clothes, and instead of doing the stupid hand thing when you land your double back twist, you go into the guerilla position


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Aug 19 2004 8:57PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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they really need to expand into off axis stuff. Talk about no progression. They've been doing the same tricks for ever.

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Aug 20 2004 9:39AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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im so close to being a carly patterson stalker





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Aug 20 2004 9:42AM
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hucker22
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carlys fine, but i wish she had bigger boob
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Aug 20 2004 9:57AM
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Norred
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they should get style points for slow smooth tricks.



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Aug 20 2004 10:23AM
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jibberjason
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I went to this gymnastics place with my chick friend to go bounce off the trampolines into the foam pit. She used to be hard core into competitive gymnastics. and I'l be doing big slow flatspins and stuff and she just couldn't figure out the rotation. and we watched ski movies and she was just baffled. Its totally different rotations. which was the point of skiings evolution I guess.
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Aug 20 2004 10:29AM
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KingShit
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Ridetweaks I bet she could beat your ass, her legs are huge (not in a bad way) their like a trunk of a tree man, she is pretty cute, there is just something about her, write her a letter maybe she will respond.



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Aug 20 2004 10:32AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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no way ant, im a big guy.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Aug 20 2004 10:33AM
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ATLANTASKI
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i think when they do the bars itd be cool if they gapped one bar and did like a flatspin to the other one
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Aug 20 2004 10:34AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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mine was about her being able to kick my ass.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Aug 20 2004 10:35AM
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beer.
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You wanna see something crazy, watch some wushu videos. If you didn't know, wushu is a mix of acrobatics and martial arts from China. Wushu guys are really hardcore too, doing stuff like headsprings and insane breakfalls. If wushu masters competed in Olympic gymnastics it would be a lot cooler.


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Aug 20 2004 10:40AM
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TheWorst
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they should have like freestyle tampolining in the olympics and freestyle walking and shit
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Aug 20 2004 8:47PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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they do have freestyle trampolining

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Aug 20 2004 10:24PM
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petek
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Hey what do you call it when tanner hal gets eaten by rabid silverbacks? Gorilla Warfare!


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Aug 20 2004 11:00PM
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TheWorst
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i mean trampolining with grabs and stuff
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Aug 22 2004 4:47PM
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kyle_w
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haha bitches carly patterson lives like 20 miles from me
Aug 22 2004 8:18PM
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TheWorst
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^whats your point?
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Aug 22 2004 8:33PM
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kyle_w
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shes pretty damn good looking but gymnists dont have tits
Aug 22 2004 8:42PM
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kyle_w
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oo and my point is she lives close to me all you people sayin you want to be her stalker and she is hot n shit, i can just like ride my bike to her house if i wanted to, or drive
Aug 22 2004 8:46PM
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weazelzb
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carly is pretty hot



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Aug 22 2004 9:44PM
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Aug 22 2004 9:49PM
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nkmo.
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Man I'd fuck her for sure. The way she can put her legs behind her head....Damn!


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Aug 22 2004 9:56PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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I find her ugly as hell...




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Aug 22 2004 10:02PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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snapjibber she lives in texas..





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Aug 22 2004 10:03PM
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kyle_w
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im sorry i didnt mean carly patterson, i meant courtney kupets, still not too bad lookin
Aug 22 2004 10:04PM
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kyle_w
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she lives in gaithersburg maryland
Aug 22 2004 10:05PM
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TheWorst
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shes not that hot... but she is an olympian which makes her like 10x hotter than she actually is cuz then u can say that u fucked an olympian
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Aug 23 2004 11:42PM
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CTD
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the simplest way to make gymnastics cooler: nudity. nuff said.

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Aug 23 2004 11:46PM
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TheWorst
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and freestyle walking ^
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Aug 23 2004 11:51PM
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bitchassphatz
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god damn carley patterson is fine. i can't believe she's only 16. if i knew her i would pound the shit out of that gap. her body is so fine. and if you guys haven't seen the romanian girl's nude gymnastics tapes i recommend them, i had no idea they had such big titties. did any of you guys noticed that their asses are some shiney faberic, so when they are ruynning around you jsut see a glar on their ass and next thing you know you're checking them out. god i love that sport.


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Aug 24 2004 1:34AM
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squeakywaffle
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the best way to make gymnastics cooler would be to make it so they have to dodge grizzly bears and maybe some giant bats while they do their routines, and also have the bears and bats be on fire
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Aug 24 2004 1:37AM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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ha they should make it all glowin the dark and stuff
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Aug 24 2004 1:39AM
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rhcp
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the romanians did a nude gymnastics video?
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Aug 24 2004 10:31AM
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shrEddie
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i thought it was the japanese, and a romanian was in it

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Aug 24 2004 10:34AM
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TheWorst
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they should have glow in the dark, naked, freestyle walking...
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Aug 24 2004 12:35PM
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rhcp
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it was romanians, but they were at a japanese place
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Aug 25 2004 7:07PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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the canadian that got the medal for trampoline was sooo hot. and did u see that one girl in gymnastics that did the layed out backflip with a 1260
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Aug 25 2004 10:09PM
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TheWorst
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i know the girl that came like 4th or was it 6th? for canada
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Aug 26 2004 7:25PM
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InfernoHits
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a serious way to make it cooler would to make it more 'free'. Seriously everyone does that same thing because there are so many regulations about what people have ot do in a routine, if it was just do what you want and make it the dopest shit possible it would be awsome
Aug 26 2004 10:04PM
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EC-Tom
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Aug 27 2004 7:02AM
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JZ
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you cant try to turn every sport into steezy skiing, gymnastics is sweet as it is, can you do insane stuff like that?!?!
Aug 27 2004 2:16PM
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