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Hey ns lets rap!

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THCfilmz
Posts: 155 - Karma: 351

im thinking of making a rap and putting it on yourtube dedicated to newschoolers  but i will need some help. i have a recording studio for my drums but im sure i can figure out how to record voice. with that said im going to start it up and when i feel like we have enough i will try to record and put it on youtube then i will post it here to see how we did.

this is newschoolers, we are a big deal

we will put you in a box and give you a seal

ship you to cali where i get my weed

i dont understand why no one believes

i deff get high as a kite

my shit will turn a black guy white....

im a white kid as you can tell, just trying to have some fun. if you want to add be free, if you want to take out be free, i dont care im just doing this for fun

youre turn:)
Oct 3 2011 11:11AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I made this up, unlike you who can barely write a poem worthy of a sixth grade language arts project.
Oct 4 2011 12:38AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Now what'd u expect from making raps on NS
Cause now u gettin served again and again like tennis
Gettin punished like the school yard menace
U aint escaping on foot, now u in venice
Ill do to your mom what i did to your thread
come on it, chirp then watch till its dead
And didnt even have the decency to do it in bed
Just forced head then pumped her with lead

feel it*
Oct 4 2011 12:41AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
See THCfilms? Some people can rhyme shit other than cat and hat.
Oct 4 2011 12:43AM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
THCfilmz keeps it straight faggot (no offense ninja)
We hate see, so lick our plate maggot
While you bummin at home with your wack dirtbike pics
be careful, you gonna end up plumbing some fat guys pipe (DICK)
So ya I'm gonna hate, you probably aren't smart enough to get Honours
Don't worry, let me buy you a steak, dont slobber me though, it's on us.


Just cooked that up while listening to the Doors, next Ether right here. Heads up THC
Oct 4 2011 12:44AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
i laughed so hard at the (no offense ninja)
Oct 4 2011 12:46AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
THC stands for thinks he's cool
When really his rhymes belong in a preschool
This guys a joke, the only person to steal from doctor suess,
I'll trample you with a moose then hit you with a dead goose
You post threads about your toys,
Let's face facts, you're gayer than a priest fucking a coy altar boy.
Oct 4 2011 12:49AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4225 - Karma: 10,625
herpa derpa derpa derpa derpa
herpa herp derp
derpa derpa derpa

herpderpderpherpderpderpa

herpa derpa herpa derpa derpa


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Oct 4 2011 12:54AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Hit post too early here's the rest

I'm just fussing a poser in a song here,
THCfilms pierced the gay ear, but not the wrong ear
Yeah he's getting served by a lyricist,
This guy isn't for real, he can't be serious.
Oct 4 2011 12:54AM
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THCfilmz
Posts: 155 - Karma: 351

thats how you earn respect, good shit bro.

at least you arent some annoying dick head talkin shit

Oct 4 2011 12:56AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
stoked on some actual lyricism in here
Oct 4 2011 12:59AM
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THCfilmz
Posts: 155 - Karma: 351
not bad for rapping about cats???
Oct 4 2011 1:23AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
I really would. I'm down with what you guys have done in the past. I really appreciate you reaching out to an up and coming thug like myself.
Oct 4 2011 2:51AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
THCfilms says you can't rhyme if you don't google it
What do you thnk all rappers are onnsome voodoo shit?
I could rip you apart in a freestyle
I'll call your grandma say FUCK YOU Hanb up and hit redial
If you wanna step to me you must be off your rocker
Im an insane asshole, I'll fucckin stalk your stalker
I'll kill him and kill you too, leave two bodies in three piles
Then light them on fire so big you can see it for three miles
So I think you should just get off the Internet
Ask your mother, I always stick it in limp and wet.
Oct 4 2011 9:25AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Win.
Oct 4 2011 10:08PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215
1.) Look in mirror.
2.) Stop rapping.
3.) Get job in politics.
4.) ?????
5.) Profit
Oct 4 2011 10:17PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Fuck yeah,this is so 8 mile.
Oct 4 2011 11:49PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I was about to say that
Oct 4 2011 11:52PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
'As i sit sippin and trippin on the chillin shit
young guns be polishing their www.dick
they feel the need to boast they smoke weed
yea i remeber the tender age  of 12,
Now i be smoking rocks,
putting muther fucking heads on my trophy shelves


Oct 5 2011 12:08AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
ima hit up THCfilmz mom, while sippin dom perignon, poundin that ass like donkey kong
Oct 5 2011 12:22AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
THCfilms stopped replying in his own thread
He told the cab driver to take him to a battle , but he took him home instead.
He thinks I have to use google to make a half decent rhyme
Just cause he can't do it, but for me it's a piece of my mind
Which is also what I'm taking form this pussy
Cut his head off, open it up and have a look-see.
I'll have sex with his mom and make him film it
While he steps back and hands me the mic to hear me kill it.
Oct 5 2011 12:25AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
HIP HOP HIP HOP HIPPY HOPPY HIPPITY HOPPITY HIP HOP.



































NIGGA
Oct 5 2011 12:25AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
You are on a roll.
Oct 5 2011 10:15AM
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Autist
Posts: 67 - Karma: 143
Didn't Wiz Khalifa do that one?
Oct 5 2011 10:34AM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
Cat rap is the newest fad man. this shit flows
Oct 5 2011 10:43AM
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Elusive..Tigers
Posts: 172 - Karma: 11

niiiiiiiggguuuhh im one up

and i got so many bitches i cant get enough

 my weed look like purple fluff

but im not about to waste my time rappin about that stuff.

my mind and thoughts make me fucking crazy

somethign like no air im livin spacley

before rapping gets good im gunna stop, im to lazy

haters i cant see my eyes so hazzyyy

Oct 5 2011 1:52PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
you can be on THC's team
Oct 5 2011 2:08PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Haha.

THC hasn't rersponded in a while
Hes offTrying to color his skin black because he's in denial
Not gonna waste time rappin about that stuff, you wasted four lines
My flows so pimp listening will make a whore cry.
, I'll grab a wire hanger and try To give you an abortion
Thinking you can fuck with me god damn I swear you must be snortin
No one in this thread can touch me, I'm the boy in the bubble
If THC tries I'll hit Mr. Boy toy with a shovel.
If He replies again I'll shoot my self in the foot
Then limp to his house all the way from hell fuck you, that's what's good.
Oct 5 2011 5:59PM
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rareison
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Best one yet.
Oct 5 2011 6:03PM
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goonsquad08
Posts: 622 - Karma: 39

real question: are you straight up freestylin this shit or thinking it through before you write it? either way, its still sick as fuck man. im a fan.

Oct 5 2011 6:06PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Mainly freestyle, but if not I'm just thinking for as long as it takes me tontype a line, haha.
Oct 5 2011 6:10PM
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SterlingArcher
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you could learn a thing or two from THIS

Oct 5 2011 6:16PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Hmm i haven't seen THC in a while
his kiddy poems got nothing on my pedophile style
taking his first steps, ive been runnin for miles
you get ur first cheque? ive been stakin up piles
don't get intimidated give it a second go
rap about ur first joint or that possible hoe
but dont forget ill be coming back at you though
Cause im bored and theres no forecast for snow

i enjoy these*
Oct 5 2011 7:51PM
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bo0b
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I guess it's me and Yellow against THC and elusive tigers
But they got nothin on us, they're a nuisance and we're a fire
No one dare step to the champions
If you're gonna try you better make it snappy son
Cause I don't got any time to waste
They're challenging me to a battle, a rhyming race
So I'll just go and flow like fucking water
This is a lyrical assassination, fuck manslaughter
anyone on this site can try to step to me
Spit a half ass rhyme, man you ain't impressin me.
Oct 5 2011 8:30PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Were fuckin with THC tiger, that pussy's fucked up
I liked you two better on 2 girls and one cup
why post like a champ if you gon' pussy out
why rap at all if you got flow like a drought
But dont worry bro i wont be gettin to offensive
Cause id rather sit back and watch this thread live
couple months from now we'll both look back and see
what a complete bitch you turned out to be
your welcome to stop me at anytime
just throw us 2 or 4 bars that atleast rhyme
and that dont make me lose my faith in man kind
then maybe for my comeback ill be using my mind
your gettin called out take it or leave it
Be a bitch or go ahead n get lit
either way your gonna look like a schmuck
shucks it must suck to get mucked by a reppin canuck




Oct 5 2011 11:40PM
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bo0b
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Make that 2 reppin Canucks, I'm on top of this
Like I was tigers mother fore I stuck it up her esophagus
You can't stop me, my bars last for days
Goddamn I gotta say, THCfilms is sure gay
Any comeback you can think of I used weeks ago
Ill call you out cause your looking soft like pizza dough.
I'm the best in the west, just ask John Wayne
This dudes weak sauce, man he's beyond lame
Your flow's like a tape that won't work, it's fucking played out
He is the number one bitch, to his gay spouse
THCfilms, if you're there I dare you to reply to us
If you try it you'll get mauled, like you're breaching a lions trust.
Oct 6 2011 12:20AM
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bo0b
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I shotgun OhLawd for our team


Even though Im su in real life his eyes would creep me out.


Double post/claim
Oct 6 2011 12:22AM
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northeast
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you suck, stop rapping now.
Oct 6 2011 12:32AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
you got the west? good cause im running the east
Noones puttin fingers on this lyrical beast
Im owning each bar bitch u still on a lease
Wake up your gettin fucked, rape call the police
you got nothing, nothin to spit? are you dumb?
i spit alot less than this to get ur mum to cum
then out of her bum, numb to her mouth, yum
go ahead kiss her goodnight you'll probably taste some

Oct 6 2011 12:37AM
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bo0b
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Whenever I've rapped I've never got negative responses
Weird that you say that yellow, I also left jizz on his moms lipe
You better back up, I know you don't want this
I'll hit you in the face with a sharpened lawn dart bitch
THCfilms,what the fuck does that even mean,
I'm great you're awful, OhLawds somewhere in between
If yo wanna throw down I'll throw a medicine ball at you
Then I'll hit you in the face right after yellow sacks you
The response to your rapnis more sour than a lemon
I'll steal your credit card so it's your money I'm spending
Then I'll sit you in a chair and pullmout your fingernails
When The blood is spilling, we're gonna need a bigger pail.
Oct 6 2011 12:47AM
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THCfilmz
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do i have enough rapps or should i just wait to make the video

Oct 10 2011 6:04PM
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-emile-
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I broke up with my ex-girl , heres her number
Oct 10 2011 6:11PM
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Raz.
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do. not. make. any. video.
Oct 10 2011 9:34PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
haahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Oct 10 2011 9:41PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
jerk off a horse and kick a goat in the nuts

damn thats a sexy baby i like the way it struts

dont think twice about bangin your sister with my cock

ill put my carrot in her mouth if she calls me doc




im bored with this.
Oct 10 2011 9:41PM
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.Apex.
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oh please please make a rapping video
Oct 10 2011 9:42PM
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Stang*
Posts: 477 - Karma: 103
Whaddup yellow, oh and bo0b you too
but let me tell you bout' Stang*
a straight up raping guru
im here to make a statement
after im done with you
your gunna need a face rearrangement
i can go all day baby just try to stop me
my rhymes fit right, like a lock and key
lets go THC, just try to dis me
but hold up now it time to rap from straight time
what i say goes in one ear and out the other
my dick does, cuz im fucking with your mind
you think im looking this up man?
nah im just reading ski magazine
better watch yourself before i stab you in the spleen
i know this is all coming without a warning,
but THC, both your dads are gay and you wake up to watch them kiss goodbye every mother fucking morning.


Oct 10 2011 10:33PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
See I only chase the big booty
I like listening to Red and Meth
Cuz they so groovy.
Designs on my hoodie
Look like Dale Chihuly
Hate on my references?
Haters, screw thee.
Don't know bout blown glass?
Don't lie to me!
I know you got a bong
Behind that sack of weed.
Don't tell me that I'm wrong
I'm right in deed.
Don't hate on this song.
Es mejor indeed.
Better than anything
Your primitive mind could breed.
Claro, clearly.
Nearly, nearly.
Almost out of inspiration
Lines bought so dearly.
Had the initial rush
But now it's all "Dear me!"
Got one last couplet.
This one's for all of thee.
So one word, five letters:
P-E-A-C-E.
Oct 10 2011 10:38PM
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