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Whats Your Morning Routine?

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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
So NS, what do you do every morning thats pretty much the same?

For me, its the following:

Wake up.
Check Phone
morning piss.
dress
drive to work
start up computer
get coffee
start the day.
Sep 12 2011 1:47PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

without brushing your tooth?

Sep 12 2011 7:30PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
wake up (like a boss)
get out of bed (like a boss)
pee (all over the place)
brush teeth
eat breakfast (like a boss)
make lunch (like a boss)
get backpack ready (like a boss)
pee (like a boss)
open garage doe (like a boss)
throw paper in (like a boss)
close garage doe (like a boss)
take the 5 min walk to school (like a boss)


Sep 12 2011 7:57PM
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biglurch
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
coffee
hash oil
coffee
hash oil
breakfast
cartoons

Sep 12 2011 8:08PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
Wake up.
check phone
masturbate
shower
masturbate in the shower
get out
get dressed
go down stairs
have breakfast
go outside for DA BUS
Sep 12 2011 8:08PM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
tell my alarm clock to stfu (its a talking alarm clock and you have to tell it to turn off or it keeps going)
shower
eat some breakfast (usually frosted flakes cause they the dankies yadda meeean)
go to the bathroom
get a coffee
drive to school
Sep 12 2011 8:26PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
wake up
check phone, facebook and NS
start making coffee
shower while coffee brews
drink coffee
eat breakfast
get dressed
pack books
go to school
Sep 12 2011 8:26PM
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120494435941
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damn you stole my drug reference/cereal joke

Sep 12 2011 8:29PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
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Sep 12 2011 8:32PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
piss

bowl (weed)

drink water

coffee

bowl (wheaties)

gaze at box while eating

cig

more water

brush teeth

do my shit......
Sep 12 2011 8:41PM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
wake up
shower
eat food
crash into the sun

Sep 12 2011 8:43PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,641
YMR
Sep 12 2011 10:30PM
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
Wake up, put pants on, put boots on and out the door to work. Id rather sleep an extra 15 than fuck around in the morning.
Sep 12 2011 10:56PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215
What time do you get up?
Sep 12 2011 10:58PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Wake up
Get on comp
Yell at parents to GTFO
Clothe myself
Check my twitter page
Smoke a bowl
School
Sep 12 2011 11:06PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
wake up
say what up to my dog, give her a belly rub
check phone
get outa bed
turn on shower
turn on heater in bathroom
get in shower and pee
get out n dry off under the heated blower in the ceiling (/claim?)
eat some food
shit
brush mah teeth
get bag ready
head off to school
Sep 12 2011 11:09PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
Wake up at 630, shower, breakfast at 705, chill, class at 9
Sep 12 2011 11:14PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
it was

Wake up at 7:15
piss/shit/shower/brush at 7:20
get dressed slowly at 7:35
breakfast at 7:45
walk or drive to school
school at 8:00

Sep 12 2011 11:41PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
wake up at 6:40
Shower for 5 min
dress/make bed/get phone, wallet, keys, backpack for 5 min
eat breakfast for 10 min
brush teeth/deoderant/etc for 5 min
go out to car and warm it up for 5 min
leave at 7 for classes at 7:20
Sep 13 2011 1:20AM
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rsvp
Posts: 1516 - Karma: 2,611
wake up- 5.30
piss/put in contacts- 5.31
figure out what to wear- 5.32
eat breakie- 5.40
pack backpack, get other shit ready for school- 5.55
brush teeth, comb hair, deodorant- 6.05
leave for school- 6.09
Sep 13 2011 1:26AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Wake up
Lay in bed for 15 - 20 mins after I wake up
Get up
Check phone
Check NS/FB/Twitter
Eat
Make lunch
Pack backpack
Get my swag on
Leave for bus
Arrive at bus stop 1 minute later
Sep 13 2011 1:29AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
wake up- 6:30
Piss
Protein shake
Shit
Shave
Shower
Dress/heat up bfast
east bfast
brush teeth
7:20- pound coffee on the Mutherfucking Traffic filled commute while cutting off as many pussies who dont realize this is FUCKING NASCAR AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 13 2011 1:32AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
wake up around 830 and lay in bed till 9

check shit on my phone

go downstairs and stare at shit in the fridge

take a massive dump or piss

go back to bed till 930

then i get up forreal and look at the shit in the fridge again hoping it has changed, which it usually doesnt

then i scrounge up something decent to eat

then ONLY on wednesdays i treat myself to a personal j before i start on my school work, other days I dont allow myself to do so until after 3 PM because it effects productivity.

then i power on my computer

check shit on there

start school work around 10

and im usually done by 12-1ish

HOMESCHOOL FTW


Sep 13 2011 1:44AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
between 6 and 9 depending on my mood. I have to be at work by 10:50
Sep 13 2011 1:59AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Wake up in the morning, gonna ski Park City

Grab my tall tee, I'm out the door, my God, I look shitty

Before I leave, wax my skis with a stick of wax

Cuz when I ski 'til the night, I do shit that's whack


I'm talking tees that pass our toes, toes

Trying on all our tall clothes

Snow blowing up the bowls, bowls

Cliff dropping, rockin our favorite CD's

Throwing down some flat threes

Tryna get a little bit steezy


Don't stop, hit that drop, steezus, blow that shit up......
Sep 13 2011 2:15AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
bahahahaha. thats awesome.

did you write that?
Sep 13 2011 2:19AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Tonight, Art of Flight

Showing is at midnight

Tick tock, smoking rocks

But the party don't stop no



(Snow, snow, snow, snow)
(Snow, snow, snow, snow)



Alright, I'm done......
Sep 13 2011 2:25AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
yep, just thought it up. i really need to go to sleep......
Sep 13 2011 2:26AM
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ryano
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well done.

10/10 for that one.
Sep 13 2011 2:28AM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
wake up in the morning, put one in the air
get so high, think about runnin for mayor
have to slap myself, just to make sure im still there
shit shower and shave, and then i cut my hair
Sep 13 2011 10:29AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
good try. but just not as good.
Sep 13 2011 11:27AM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
wake up. go running or do some strength training. eat breakfast. shower. put clothes on. go to school. dats it yoooo
Sep 13 2011 11:37AM
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CassiusClay
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Wake up to my approx. 10 alarms all set at different times because if I don't, I wont wake up in time.
Shower
Put on deo for the b.o
Get dressed
Brush teeth
Speed walk to catch the bus to work
Start up computer and while waiting grab a red bull or coffee
Sep 13 2011 12:29PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
currently it is:
wake up
check phone
email girlfriend (texting is too expensive in the UK)
get dressed
pee
cereal/banana/muffin/eggs/all of the above on weekends
brush teeth (sometimes poop)
bike to class

this past summer it was:
wake up
cuddle
sex
pee
shower
out to breakfast
beach
Sep 13 2011 12:42PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
really? i thought texting was dirt cheap now everywhere.

now its data plans that are expensive.
Sep 13 2011 12:48PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
wake up, put pants on
shut off alarm clock, exclaim "god dammit fuckshitassballstitscocksfuck"

rush to bathroom before i violently shit my pants, calmly partake in a bowel movement on the porcelain throne
wash hands
shave, wash my face, dry my face, put a shirt on

go downstairs, drink my whey protein (yeah fuck you), have breakfast
read the newspaper, pretend to care about football games

go upstairs, fuck around on NS, go to work.


Sit down at desk, immediately have to dump again for some strange reason.
Exclaim, "god dammit fuckshitassballstitscocksfuck"
Get on NS again.
Sep 13 2011 1:04PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
texting uk to us on a pay as you go phone costs 35p
Sep 13 2011 1:09PM
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1337
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wake up, usually 10 minutes later than I should
shower, brush teeth, dress, contacts, shoes, etc in 15 minutes
drive like a maniac to school
arrive with a minute to spare
fuckyeah.jpg
Sep 13 2011 1:13PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
oh that makes sense..
Sep 13 2011 1:20PM
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bgould
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 23
GREAT, GREAT MOVIE. A PERSONAL FAVOURITE
Sep 13 2011 1:20PM
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caliskigirl
Posts: 393 - Karma: 67
Wake up
Go for a run with my dogs
Make coffee, feed dogs
Shower, get dressed, get backpack
Breakfast and coffee, check email/FB/NS if time
Go to class.
Sep 13 2011 2:08PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
My typical monday:

Wake up
Go to sleep again
Wake up
Go out of my room
Get dressed
Eat
Pack my backapack/Prepare for school
Brush my teeth
Wash my face
Sometime shave
Wait for friends to come
When friends come, walk to school
Have a boring day at school
Eat lunch and watch the simpsons or south park
Do homework till dinner
Eat dinner
Chill
Be with friends
Eat some food while watching something on tv
Brush teeth
Be on newschoolers
Read in my book
Go to beed....

Sep 13 2011 2:10PM
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hurrdurr
Posts: 349 - Karma: 29
wake up
eat
brush teeth
clothes on
listen to dnb
clothes on
go to work
Sep 13 2011 2:12PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Wake up when I feel like it.
Check my email to see if anything needs to happen asap.
Lazily get up.
Shower.
Sometimes I will lay down for another 20 minutes all warm and clean like.
Make tea and have some yogurt/granola/fruit and chill with the dog on the front porch while listening to lovely music like godspeed you black emporer or something equally relaxing.

Then I do things that I have planned for the day. A month and a half from now this will be followed by a walk to the shuttle stop and 2 - 8 hours of skiing.
Sep 13 2011 2:16PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i think i love you
Sep 13 2011 2:22PM
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hurrdurr
Posts: 349 - Karma: 29
I want your life
Sep 13 2011 2:23PM
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collinder
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Alarm goes off, wake up
hit snooze
wake up
hit snooze
wake up
check my phone
take a poop
get dressed
brush teeth
pack bag
bike or drive to university
Sep 13 2011 2:33PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
wake up
turn off alarm
piss into shower as i turn it on
shower
get dressed
poop
eat
occasional second poop
brush teeth
leave.
Sep 13 2011 2:36PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
that is an awesome bedroom...and bathroom. holy eff I want
Sep 13 2011 2:44PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,227
Spontaneous events
Sep 13 2011 2:45PM
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ski-or-die
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Sep 13 2011 2:45PM
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