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Who wants a fucking free steak dinner?

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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
You fucks owe me for this.

Alright bitches.

Step 1: Go to www.outback.com

Step 2: Click where it tells you to click...not that hard.

Step 3: Enter your zipcode.

Step 4: It will show all the locations nearest to you and the availability of a free steak fucking dinner.

Step 5: Click the restaurant location of your choice.

Step 6: Enter your shit.

Step 7: ENJOY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FREE STEAK DINNER AT OUTBACK FUCKING STEAKHOUSE.

You're welcome.
Aug 25 2011 1:47AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
same! whoop whoop!
Sep 19 2011 6:56PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
i am so god damn hungry right now and i get no steak dinner.
Sep 19 2011 7:03PM
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Hard
Posts: 458 - Karma: 658
i'm lost right now i type in my zip code and i dont see where is says free streak dinner

HELP

i'm need steak
Sep 19 2011 7:09PM
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Hard
Posts: 458 - Karma: 658
FUCK
Sep 19 2011 7:12PM
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woodruff
Posts: 348 - Karma: 6
went to one once and the whole place smelled like a porta potty but thats the florida keys and it is a porta potty
Sep 19 2011 7:14PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26
I used to go there occassionally.  I thought it smelled fine.  I was disappointed when it closed; it was the best restaurant close to my house.
Sep 19 2011 7:32PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
WORST FEELING EVER
Sep 19 2011 7:36PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
A friend at work said he got food poisoning twice from an outback. Doesnt keep me from bloomin onions, though
Sep 19 2011 7:57PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
Outback fucking blows....i wouldnt go there if it was free. Anyone with a decent taste and knowledge of what actual good food is knows that that place, as well as most chain restaurants, apple-bees, olive garden, etc, all fucking suck. Iv been to an outback once and once only. Absolutely appalled at how shitty that place is, and the fact that people think that thats what a good steak dinner is blows my mind.
Sep 19 2011 8:27PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
I live in the middle of nowhere. Closest Outback is probably 200 miles away.
Sep 19 2011 8:30PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
too old to work
Sep 19 2011 8:54PM
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steeze-free_lee
Posts: 295 - Karma: 28
...sounds like someone failed to order a bloomin onion.
Sep 19 2011 8:57PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

The grossest thing about the Outback, is that they put the same seasoning on EVERYTHING. They have this seasoning salt that they put on their steaks, their salads, their fries. Literally everything tastes exactly the same. Someone mentioned the bloomin' onion. Holy shit, that thing is so filled with fat I tried to eat some once and got really really sick to my stomach just thinking about what I was eating.

But if i were broke it would probably taste pretty good. just sayin'

Sep 19 2011 8:57PM
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LeadThug420
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That's definitely helping your argument.
Sep 19 2011 9:29PM
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maxter-paxter
Posts: 528 - Karma: 12
me
Sep 19 2011 9:59PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475

a baby got punched just now.

Sep 19 2011 10:01PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Fucking this.

Most chain restaurants are disgusting, and the fact that people think it is good quality food is even more disgusting. Chile's, TGIF, Sizzler, Red Lobster(biscuits are BOMB though), Applebee's, etc... Im more worried about getting jizz in my food at any of these places over a McDick's. I can thankfully say I have no idea when the last time I ate at one of those shit holes was.

Keep it local peeps.
Sep 19 2011 10:10PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
lolololololloloolololololololololololloollolololololololololololololololololololololollolololollolololol

Sep 19 2011 10:25PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
Werd yo werd yo.....i agree red lobster bisquits ar ethe bomb. But the only good fast food is chipotle. God dam that shits fucking awsome.
Sep 20 2011 1:40AM
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