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Guess what i did tonight guys

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northeast
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i had sex in a church. hate all you want but i'm stoked.
Aug 22 2011 11:13PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Gave him some of your holy water

Aug 22 2011 11:13PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
/claim
Aug 22 2011 11:15PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Did you play the priest or the Alter boy?
Aug 22 2011 11:17PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
those priests will get ya. watch your back next time dude.

vibes
Aug 22 2011 11:17PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
I hope you played it safe and robed your crucifix
Aug 22 2011 11:18PM
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@ScubaSteve
Posts: 378 - Karma: 822
pic/vid or it didn't happen.
Aug 22 2011 11:19PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Alex is on a roll.
Aug 22 2011 11:19PM
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Lax_Bro40
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How did the priest's Holy Communion taste
Aug 22 2011 11:20PM
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Afeld
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Did you leave some Holy Ghost in his collection box?
Aug 22 2011 11:22PM
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Lax_Bro40
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he really enjoyed the blood of christ
Aug 22 2011 11:23PM
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theline
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inb4 you're smited
Aug 22 2011 11:25PM
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Afeld
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Did he cradle your rosary and dust the organ pipes?
Aug 22 2011 11:25PM
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wesley.
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i lost at this one
Aug 22 2011 11:27PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Do you spit or swallow the blood of Christ?
Aug 22 2011 11:31PM
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Lax_Bro40
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The priest absolved him of his anal virginity
Aug 22 2011 11:31PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
I have a friend who lost his v-card in a church. We're always arguing about who lost it in a cooler place.
Me- the roof of my house
Him- a church
what do you guys think
Aug 22 2011 11:32PM
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1337
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threads
Aug 22 2011 11:32PM
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Afeld
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Was it just you and him or was there a whole mass of pews inside your atrium?
Aug 22 2011 11:34PM
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@ScubaSteve
Posts: 378 - Karma: 822
pic/vid or it didn't happen.
Aug 22 2011 11:36PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Could you do it in a Mosque or are you not down with this interfaith stuff?
Aug 22 2011 11:37PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
I bet West Borrow Baptist was there to cheer you on
Aug 22 2011 11:40PM
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.frenchy
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Afr
Aug 22 2011 11:44PM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
Did you meet him in the rectory?
Aug 22 2011 11:44PM
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.frenchy
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Fuvk mobile ns.. Afeld is on a roll*
Aug 22 2011 11:44PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
zing
Aug 22 2011 11:46PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Do you think it'll be another three days before you can get a resur-erection?
Aug 22 2011 11:47PM
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Shenanigans
Posts: 868 - Karma: 455
Holy fuck this thread is gold.
Aug 22 2011 11:50PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
I bet you just jerked it alone. Be careful, that grows hair on your psalms
Aug 22 2011 11:51PM
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reverendwrong
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Aug 22 2011 11:57PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Burning bush? You should probably see a doctor
Aug 22 2011 11:58PM
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reverendwrong
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Did you mark the sign of the cross on his forehead with your jizz?
Aug 23 2011 12:00AM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Were you baptized by the 12 Disciples personal myrrh?
Aug 23 2011 12:03AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Your on fire tonight
Aug 23 2011 12:05AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
let's just pray that there isn't an immaculate conception
Aug 23 2011 12:06AM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Did he tear your Hymen? What is this, Purim?


For all my Jews on NS
Aug 23 2011 12:07AM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Did he do some dirty things behind your back and then ram you against some hard wood?
Sounds like you got the "Judas"
Aug 23 2011 12:12AM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Guess the next time you'll be laid will be the rapture.


Good night NS
Aug 23 2011 12:15AM
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Lax_Bro40
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The priest baptized the shit out of him
Aug 23 2011 12:16AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Thats pretty fucking awesome. One time I met a guy who had sex in his own house
Aug 23 2011 12:23AM
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GayWolf420
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Afeld for member of the year.
Aug 23 2011 12:30AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
You're on fire. NBA Street style.
Aug 23 2011 12:30AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
HAHAHAHA AN NS'ER FINALLY GOT MOLESTED BY A PRIEST. HOWD IT FEEL SHITHEAD?
Aug 23 2011 12:31AM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
wait, was there a poll on how long til it happened or something?
Aug 23 2011 12:41AM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
did he play hide the rosary?
Aug 23 2011 1:16AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
i love how your icon is a camera
Aug 23 2011 1:26AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,352
i think he might have just been raped
Aug 23 2011 1:27AM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,285
the joys of ns... stuff like this helps me feel less depressed about starting school tomorrow, since i wont waste nearly as much time on here
Aug 23 2011 1:31AM
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Mr_Orange
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 154
Now... I'm not sure if it counts as baptism or not but I have had a bath with a priest...
Aug 23 2011 1:44AM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
shit just got weird
Aug 23 2011 4:41AM
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