Replying to I hate my ex!

Shes such a slut, I hate her. I dont know how we went out for 2 years!!! She's just rediculous! Lieing about all sorts of stuff now, like a year after we broke up. Everytime she sees me with another girl now, she comes up to me and says stuff like, 'well what happened to Jill? I saw you two making out last night!' When I've never met a girl named Jill in my life! She is such a whore now too, wears all the slutty clothes and shit.
Frick, sorry, but I am venting like nothing else here.
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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.