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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Bensun
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ahahahahaha gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy ^^^^^^^^^

Dec 13 2013 3:12AM
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.Hugo.
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Rum tastes like candy
Dec 13 2013 7:46PM
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bo0b
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Holy tits i am Drunk ai drank in a hot tun i gotta ski at tomorrow morning i9n p clock should i fuck this girl?
Dec 14 2013 2:55AM
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.Hugo.
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i drank in hot tub too. girls got to drunk an dleft thogyt. fuck these things
Dec 14 2013 5:03AM
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erica
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SAME
Dec 14 2013 9:38PM
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TRASHTALK
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sitting at home. everyone left. and there's trash everywhere. dreading waking up early to go ski tomorrow because i know my home mountain is going to be filled with all of the people not at dew tour. :/ .....



going anyways. haha
Dec 14 2013 11:49PM
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Benson.
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everyones drunk wheer i live because of the nor'easter.
Dec 14 2013 11:56PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
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im sitting at home, my 40's done, and im looking at my half a bottle of whiskey hesitantly, can't wait to wake up at 2 tomorrow to ski my home mountain (lol "mountain", takes 2 secs to get down the hill, 4 mins to get up) But anyway, bro its 12 you telling me a party that left trash everywhere at your place ended at 12? what happened? Oh wait..im in canada..what time you at?
Dec 14 2013 11:58PM
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Toaster-Tony
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my name change is 100% due to too many gin and juices last night
Dec 15 2013 2:34PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
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Oh fuck I love me sum gin n juice, favorite mix?
Dec 15 2013 3:53PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I'm a huge fan of the classic gin and tonic with lime juice, but last night we were drinking shitty gin and lemonade, our main focus was not taste haha

You got any good recommendations?
Dec 15 2013 5:42PM
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asapCferg
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is this still a thing
Dec 22 2013 12:27AM
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skiersupreme
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this thread is such a shitshow
Dec 22 2013 12:33AM
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asapCferg
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i haven't been here in so long..oh i miss it so. someone be my friend tongiht
Dec 22 2013 12:39AM
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doGelyst
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love me some whiskaey. makes the fact that we got an inch of rain instead of a foot of snow easier to forget, haha.
Dec 22 2013 12:42AM
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asapCferg
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but an inch of ice? what do i do
Dec 22 2013 12:50AM
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doGelyst
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oh it was horizontal freezin rain.

2 hrs of chipping ice off park featuers, tree tops blown down everywhere, still couldnt see pplz tracks @ 3pm when i left. bulletprooooof.
Dec 22 2013 12:53AM
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asapCferg
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this time baby i'll beeeeee bulletproooffff
Dec 22 2013 12:55AM
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doGelyst
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its sweet slippin jumps n clearin em, ahaha.
Dec 22 2013 1:01AM
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Peter.
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drunk on beer whats up guys
Dec 22 2013 1:21AM
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asapCferg
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oh man i missed useless posts on NS....is this what winter break is all about?!
Dec 22 2013 1:22AM
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doGelyst
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Dec 22 2013 1:23AM
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Jeebus.
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Atta boy, I'm playing better than i normally do, i should play CoD wasted all the time.
Dec 22 2013 1:31AM
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HamFaceGirl
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TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Dec 22 2013 1:36AM
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doGelyst
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turnip
Dec 22 2013 1:46AM
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Benson.
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hahahaha pussy
Dec 22 2013 12:08PM
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BigScaryLarry
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what im wondering is if in january when i go to CO and am higher in elevation and i drink in a hot tub will my white girlness grow to the point of bein a one beer nancy?
Dec 22 2013 10:54PM
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.Hugo.
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prolly
Dec 22 2013 10:56PM
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asapCferg
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im not sure if im weird or not but i still have no idea why everyone is saying this
Dec 22 2013 11:53PM
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doGelyst
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whiskey followed by a glass of water.

so smooth no worries, and hydrating at the same time. win win.
Dec 23 2013 1:07AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I need sainthood bottle
Dec 24 2013 12:33AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Meant to say anther bottle. Clearly I don't. You're all fucks.
Dec 24 2013 12:33AM
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doGelyst
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make sure you drink a shit ton of water.

even fully acclimated, I went tubbing one time, only had 5 beers but no water that night........worst headache ever the next morning.

i'm having a ghetto christmas with key light, might spice it up with some knob creek tomorrow tho.
Dec 24 2013 12:42AM
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GayWolf420
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shit canned with the fam. Merry Xmas y'all. Enjoy the skiing
Dec 24 2013 9:06PM
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Benson.
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Same. Happy holidays everybody!
Dec 24 2013 9:24PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Who isn't drunk with their family! Merry Christmas ns.
Dec 24 2013 9:29PM
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forrest-cole
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^ yep, holidays plus the family is the best! Cheers to everyone and merry christmas!
Dec 24 2013 9:45PM
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asapCferg
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MERRRRYYYYYYY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRR
Dec 24 2013 10:21PM
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Alex.B
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Fuck Utah beer shit tastes like water. Good to be back in the midwest for the holidayz.
Dec 24 2013 10:34PM
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GayWolf420
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easy to down doe
Dec 24 2013 10:36PM
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bo0b
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Drunk on Christmas eve, classic.
Dec 24 2013 11:12PM
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asapCferg
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and your name is boob
Dec 24 2013 11:16PM
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erica
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wine &&&& (bread) 4 Jesus
Dec 25 2013 10:40PM
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S.M.G
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ERICA IM WINE DRUNK TOO GET ON TINYCHAT
Dec 25 2013 10:41PM
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Merrrick
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get off newschoolers
Dec 25 2013 10:49PM
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asapCferg
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meh im bored someone entertain me
Dec 25 2013 11:38PM
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erica
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Dec 25 2013 11:40PM
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erica
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Dec 25 2013 11:42PM
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erica
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Dec 25 2013 11:43PM
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